"Smile, you son of a bitch!"

topic posted Wed, May 31, 2006 - 10:05 AM by  Edward
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Wouldn't Star Wars have been better if Luke had wedged a SCUBA tank near the waste disposal chute and shot it with high-powered proton rifle?

What about Johnny Goodboy Tyler finding an old SCUBA tank in the ruins of Earth and shoving it into John Travolta's mouth at the end of "Battlefield: Earth", and then shooting it with one of those recovered high-powered rifles? THAT would have improved that movie, right?

How many bad movies could have been saved if only the hero grabbed a handy SCUBA tank, thrown it at the bad guy, snapped of a snappy line, and blowed it up with a rifle? Lots!
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