Your ULTIMATE top 10

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So if you could sit down with 10 B-moives what would they be and why?
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  • Re: Your ULTIMATE top 10

    Fri, October 29, 2004 - 9:23 AM
    1)charlton heston is the omega man
    hands down best last man on earth movie, gotta love the deco and the music, totally awesome!
    2)yor:hunter from the future
    cheesy, yor even has his own song"yo hor hes the mah han"caveman days with atlatntianish island and technology great movie also girl fighting over yor scenes are good good good!
    3)they live:roddy roddy piper
    without the sunglasses the billboards have ads but with them they say OBEY and CONSUME best roddy roddy piper line "i came here to kick some ass and chew bubblegum and im allmost out of bubblegum"
    4)The Quiet Earth
    awesome movie where this dude thinks hes the last one left till he meets a hot redhead and then a cuban rebel with uzi's great movie especially the end where they drive a truck loaded with explosives into the lab
    5)night of the comet
    pretty good cheesy flick about a girl and her sister and how they cope with the end of the world complete with diseased zombies that feed on flesh
    6)the day after
    awesome nuclear war flick that had great ratings when it cam out on abc yeah thats right it was a tv movie
    7)zardoz
    sean connery in a thong and sexy ladies and of corse a floating rock head we call ZARDOZ
    8)damnation alley
    best vehicle in this flick and jackie earl hailey and string from airwolf
    9)Le Dernier Combat
    magnificant film brilliant a must see i wont spoil it with a description go see it if you havnt and dont worry theres no dialogue throughout the movie so if you get it in french no prob you just cant read the credits
    10)waterworld
    must i say anything i thought this movie simply rocked, mad max on the ocean with kevin costner and his webbed feet

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    Fri, October 29, 2004 - 9:30 AM
    Be great if I'd have check my spelling before I posted...
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      Fri, October 29, 2004 - 9:36 AM
      i forgot the wraith hell yeah best fiero in a movie yet lol good flick
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        Fri, October 29, 2004 - 9:37 AM
        the explorers hahahahahahaha that shit was cool when i was like 12
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          Fri, October 29, 2004 - 9:41 AM
          I still love it, reminds me of Christmas in the 80's that's when it was always on tv over here, shit now I'm going to have to play with my Atari...
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            Fri, October 29, 2004 - 2:24 PM
            Ok top ten b movies would be
            1 Savage streets Linda blair as a street kid gone bad after they rape her kid sister or is it her freind cousin? something like that, it rocks none the less
            2. Tank Girl Lori Petty is gonna save the world right after she has a beer. hehe I loved this movie even with its horrible rap silly 60 jazz kangeroos.
            3. Polyester Divine stars as broken down alcoholic wife of a porn theater owner. "Now i know macrame can KILL!"
            4. Food of the Gods The day nature strikes back. Giant rats, killer worms and chickens that can bite yer head off. add some bad gore and you got a classic horror shlock masterpiece.
            5 It's Alive Mom has killer baby who just wants love oh and raw meat hehe. I still love this movie as much as when i first saw it.
            6. Humanoids From The Deep Genetic mutations cause tadpoles to develop into humanoids from duh the deep who then eat the men and rape the women in a small coastal town. great effects and its actually scary in some parts.
            7. Spacehunter: adventures in the forbidden zone; Molly ringwald plays a scrappy kid who teams with the spacehunter in this truely bad but very fun cheese fest rip off of mad max
            8. Burnt Offerings karen black and family rent a summer house that eats the people who live there. The scene of the house shedding its old skin is just fan fucking tastic and the end OMG there is not better ending.
            9. Sword and the sorcerer The best knights and evil demons movie ever made for way less than lame big budget epics before and after it. The effects and action in this one rock and its all alot of fun.
            10. Shatter dead Eveyone who dies ends up a zombie no matter what. Very very low budget but very effective zombie flick with a kick ass lead performance i think and some great gore. The gun scene has to be seen to be believed.

            damn only ten well i gotta say
            the films of Greg araki and hal hartely are in my list too:)
  • Re: Your ULTIMATE top 10

    Fri, October 29, 2004 - 8:10 PM
    I noticed some TV movies of the week on some B movies fave lists... do they count? Isn't a B movie a theatrical denotation?

    Discuss!
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      Fri, October 29, 2004 - 10:49 PM
      the day after is the only tv movie in this list so far and i think it counts cuz it was released in theaters in Europe and plus who really cares hehehe.
      By the way some people think burnt offerings was a tv movie but it wasnt. It was released in theaters before it ever ran on tv. It even had a fairly large budget hehe.
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      Sat, October 30, 2004 - 6:29 AM
      Well the way I see it, if it's a movie regardless of whether it's for TV or the cinema, then it's still a movie...
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        Sat, October 30, 2004 - 8:43 AM
        I have to ask....
        what happens in the gun scene??
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          Sat, October 30, 2004 - 10:47 AM
          LOl you need to get an uncut version of the film from sub rosa stuidos which is pretty easy cuz they sell them on amazon but she basicaly fucks herself with a gun cuz her dead honey cant get an errection. he slit his wrists and without blood you cant get hard. he should of thought of better way to be undead hehe
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            Sat, October 30, 2004 - 12:40 PM
            oh
            thanx
            I alaways read something really disturbing about a "shotgun abortion" scene or something to that degree
            but maybe that was another movie....
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              Sun, October 31, 2004 - 8:53 AM
              thats there too but thats not the gun scene i was talking about LOL but one woman in the early part of the film gets shot and has her undead baby in the shower.
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    Mon, November 1, 2004 - 8:37 PM
    Hard Ticket to Hawaii. The greatest Andy Sidaris movie. Horrible spy movie.

    Cave Girl Island. Richard Gabai's comedic stylings are a blast.

    Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. The cast says it all: Shannon Tweed, Adrienne Barbeau, and Bill Maher.

    Deathstalker II. The best of the Deathstalker cycle. Also note the bad D&D feel to the movie.

    The Terror of Tinytown. Best all midget western ever made.

    Hell Comes to Frogtown. Rowdy Piper...

    Red Sonja. For it's political value.

    Bram Stoker's Burial of the Rats. Adrienne Barbeau again. Strange on so many levels it's hard to start.

    Zardoz. For pretension which outstrips writing all throughout.

    Barbarella. Jane Fonda's best performance.
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      Wed, November 10, 2004 - 8:12 AM
      1) DETOUR- Edgar G. Ulmer's masterpiece
      2) THE WILD ANGELS- Roger Corman's
      3) DR. GOLDFOOT & THE BIKINI MACHINE- the ultimate BEACH PARTY movie, with Vincent Price!
      4) SUGAR HILL- 1974 AIP blaxploitation/horror hybrid with the underrated Robert Quarry.
      5) ROCK & ROLL HIGH SCHOOL- of course...
      6) WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS- Must be seen to be believed.
      7) FORBIDDEN ZONE- ditto, in spades.
      8) CARNIVAL OF SOULS- one of the greatest.
      9) COCKFIGHTER- by Monte Hellman, with the great Warren Oates.
      10) THE COMEDY OF TERRORS- Horror send-up with Boris Karloff, Vincent Price, Peter Lorre & Basil rathbone. A hoot!
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        Fri, November 12, 2004 - 7:58 AM
        Ricky-Oh: The Story Of Ricky: Any martial arts movie where the lead character can put his fist THRU someone's head gets top marks in my book.

        Naked Killer: A very cheeky Hong Kong action flick with lesbian assassins.

        Cannibal Apocalypse: See John Saxon tear into a raw steak!

        Scanners: You cannot resist the head exploding blotchyness of Michael Ironside.

        Dagon: Not quite the Re-Animator, but pretty damn good.

        Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold: For the title alone.

        The Wicker Man: A Neo-Con's worst nightmare.

        Opera: Dario Argento at his peak.

        Beyond the Valley of the Dolls: Boobies, boobies, boobies!

        The Black Hole: I don't know what Disney was thinking with this one.
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    Fri, November 12, 2004 - 10:00 AM
    So many to choose from, but here's the list in my head while drinking my morning coffee:

    Tromeo & Juliet - oh, gosh! A troma love classic!

    Mr. Vampire - gotta love those Hong Kong Hopping Vamps!

    Warlock - teaches us why kids should go to church ha ha ha

    Psychomania - bad ass British bikers back from Hell

    The Magic Sword -Estelle Winwood! 'nuff said!

    Gamera vs. Guiron - Alien chicks want to eat the brains of two cute kids... but at least they give them doughnuts!

    Coyote Ugly - the career girl genre reduxed

    Blacula - Eddie Murphy should be skewered for "Vampire in Brooklyn;" this one is a great.

    Frankenstein's Daughter - two monsters! two party scenes with a band!

    The Phantom/The Shadow - (tie) Two much-maligned films based on 1930s heroes that I just think ROCKED
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    Tue, November 23, 2004 - 9:25 PM
    Several of these titles have yet to hit DVD. But if I *could* have them all on disc, my top-ten B-movie list would include ...

    * "Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!"
    * "Matango," aka "Attack of the Mushroom People"
    * "Plan Nine From Outer Space"
    * "The Farmer"
    * "God Told Me To" (Larry Cohen)
    * "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
    * "The Sadist"
    * "The Hills Have Eyes"
    * "The Evil Dead"

    ... and the women-in-prison flick of your choosing to make it an even ten.
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      Tue, November 23, 2004 - 11:22 PM
      I watch too many movies to narrow it down to ten, buy I'll say....

      Ed and his Dead Mother
      The Texas Chainsaw Massacre -for a good scare
      The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2-to laugh my ass off
      Killer Clowns from Outerspace
      Shafted
      Porky's Revenge
      Reefer Madness
      National Lampoons Class Reunion (1982) *written by John Hughes
      Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
      Heathers
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    Thu, November 25, 2004 - 3:06 PM
    Here we go:

    1. Evil Dead 2 -- 'nuff saud
    2. Bad Taste -- this used to be a litmus test for new girlfriends -- and more passed than you would guess.
    3. Pieces -- absolute genius from 1983... the movie makes no sense and the acting is terrible... must be seen to be believed and loved.
    4. Dr. Gore -- truly awful filmmaking. unbelievably bad, really.
    5. Freaks -- classic from 30's browning... love it -- exploitation AND art.
    6. Bubba Ho-Tep -- old elvis + black JFK + mummy.
    7. Meet The Feebles -- simply on the merit that herein lies a bunny muppet with an std.
    8. Marquis -- french puppet/human tale about the marquis de sade, weird weird weird.
    9. Henry: A Portrait of a Serial Killer -- intense.
    10. Re-Animator -- the cream of the crop, it rises to the top.
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      Thu, November 25, 2004 - 3:11 PM
      oh oh... and two more I just thought of, dammit!

      10a. Body Melt -- ridiculous aussie gore film about a health pharm company -- best part, two of the characters end up on a mutant farm.
      10b. Death Race 2000 -- sly's best work to date.

      That is all for now.
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        Fri, November 26, 2004 - 8:43 PM
        Let's see. Not in any particular order, they are

        Evil Dead
        Evil Dead 2
        The Wraith
        Trick or Treat
        Any Godzilla Movie (Original not the overgrown gecko)
        Death Race 2000
        THX ? (1st film by Lucas, I think)
        Reefer Madness
        The Toxic Avenger
        Attack of the Killer Tomatoes series

        Just to name a few.
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          Sun, November 28, 2004 - 5:28 PM
          Impulse 1974 (William Shatner)
          Blast Off Girls
          Supervixens
          Scream Blacula Scream
          Phantom of the Paradise
          Master of the Flying Guillotine
          The Specialist (Adam West)
          Scanners
          Assault on Precinct 13
          The Final Progamme aka Last Days of Man on Earth


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            Sat, January 8, 2005 - 8:15 AM
            no particular order

            Miracle Mile
            X:The Man With The X-Ray Eyes
            Order of Death a/k/a Corrupt a/k/a Cop-Killer
            The Bad Bunch
            Breakin 2:Electric Boogaloo
            2000 Maniacs
            Matinee
            Joysticks
            Detroit 9000
            Shaolin Soccer
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    Wed, February 9, 2005 - 10:15 PM
    What a great question:
    1: Lost Skeleton of cadavera, I loved it.
    2:Brain Scan, a young Edward Furlong
    3: Blood Sport, Great Fighting, Horrible Acting
    4: Army of Darkness
    5: Legend, Tim Curry ruled this movie
    6: Bubba Ho Tep, Bruce, any questions
    7: Clerks; pretty much the whole collection rocks
    9:Big Trouble in Little China, like an all time favorite
    10: Enter the Dragon, back when movies were movies and the sheep were nervous.

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