http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9?format=rss Tribe.net. Local Connections http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#994a8761-7888-4ee3-95cc-43472ad6da22 I have to say Twilight was the worst movie I've seen in a long time. Meaning, it was a movie that was not meant to be a b-movie and was ridiculously funny . The acting was terrible! Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:05:20 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#994a8761-7888-4ee3-95cc-43472ad6da22 Chatnoirr 2009-02-26T17:05:20Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#853c8e05-c802-4719-9e37-bad52910fe56 Thanks for the gigglesome review, D'ner o! I'll be sure to rent this one on those evenings when a cocktail of warm milk and Nyquil doesn't work as a soporific anymore. You've described perfectly the particular mental state induced by certain types of rivetingly bad movies. For me, it's like they have the power of sucking all the fun out of the entire universe--like nothing will ever be interesting or fun again, and nothing ever was. There's nothing but....the awful, awful movie. It's like a sentient black hole of non-entertainment, that somehow manages to paralyze its victims. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:38:41 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#853c8e05-c802-4719-9e37-bad52910fe56 Shannon 2009-01-06T17:38:41Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4dc3a558-68ef-4269-972f-daa0045b2855 oop's sorry... the 'monster from space' is in reference to the monster in the movie; 'the creeping terror' Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:28:08 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4dc3a558-68ef-4269-972f-daa0045b2855 D' ner 2009-01-06T17:28:08Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cb749c30-9069-431d-970e-62c871fa3c49 'the creeping terror' was so awful it was enjoyable... i love the idea that the monster moved so slow that people had to stand still for five minutes for the thing to reach them... the 'monster from space' seems to be made of a large threadbare carpet with a huge wooden knob for a head - covered in vibrators ... and has dozens of human legs coming out from under the carpet here comes the monster... pan to the frightened lady... pan back to the monster, still coming... pan back to the lady, lady looks scared... pan back to the monster, still fifteen feet away but crawling like crazy... pan back to the bored scared person covering her eyes... pan back to the monster, it seems to be stuck on the door frame... ..ultimately people had to dive into the monster just to keep up the pace of the movie... i have to disagree with swampwolf though; i draw the line with hervé villechaize in the 'Forbidden Zone'. it is a terrible terrible movie ... i could actually feel brain cells frying, as i was frozen in place, watching in horror...trying to reach the off switch on my TV... ...and i could not turn it off ... i kept on thinking it can't get any worse... and then it did !!! i believe the experience has warped my brain my recommendation would be that if you find this movie on tape... buy the tape... then run it over with your car... Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:25:49 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cb749c30-9069-431d-970e-62c871fa3c49 D' ner 2009-01-06T17:25:49Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4b630ac2-be90-4d38-922f-7603c3b17965 killjoy, most retarded stupid movie evermade Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:24:33 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4b630ac2-be90-4d38-922f-7603c3b17965 kevin 2009-01-05T22:24:33Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3b4f4744-c3c1-4796-a679-9af712a79bfd And buffalo going over cliffsides, with the fruity tones of Paul Frees babbling in voiceover of zombie plague bacilli and angora sweaters. "Pull da stringk!" Fri, 09 May 2008 18:32:27 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3b4f4744-c3c1-4796-a679-9af712a79bfd Rockstar 2008-05-09T18:32:27Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6f690167-1f04-47d5-ad91-3e9338833053 Bela wouldn't weep at the dog's funeral. He'd be weeping over some footage of dinosaurs in a split panel at the bottom of the screen. Fri, 09 May 2008 16:44:55 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6f690167-1f04-47d5-ad91-3e9338833053 Shannon 2008-05-09T16:44:55Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1cf6924f-cd6a-44c7-80ca-fed8ebdba418 << Ed Wood certainly could equal that! Terrible film. >> I saw that movie. From what I've heard of Eddie, he would've likely rejected that scene as too sentimental and over-the-top. He would've done a tire screech then a cutaway to Smith and Bela Lugosi weeping at the dog's funeral. Fri, 09 May 2008 06:40:30 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1cf6924f-cd6a-44c7-80ca-fed8ebdba418 Rockstar 2008-05-09T06:40:30Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c2719214-add6-4946-84d2-abc3eb37d8f3 Cloverfield!It made me ill! Tue, 06 May 2008 21:26:13 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c2719214-add6-4946-84d2-abc3eb37d8f3 Corey 2008-05-06T21:26:13Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3bf47c3a-e49b-497a-9081-715b74bd79d4 oh I didn't mean to imply that I AM LEGEND is a "indie" yuppie romantic comedy! I should have added a paragraph there... lol Sun, 06 Jan 2008 14:30:16 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3bf47c3a-e49b-497a-9081-715b74bd79d4 g'reg 2008-01-06T14:30:16Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f5e807b4-72e5-45b7-b277-17c4a8033dab add any recent "indie" yuppie romantic comedy to the list. I just saw Wilsmif's I AM LEGEND and it certainly ranks as the worst film I've seen in a multiplex in the past year. Worst acting I've seen in ages... he actually rants about Bob Marley (worst rant ever) and then cries and sings Bob Marley to his dying dog. Ed Wood certainly could equal that! Terrible film. Sun, 06 Jan 2008 14:29:29 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f5e807b4-72e5-45b7-b277-17c4a8033dab g'reg 2008-01-06T14:29:29Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4a8f850a-6f8e-4315-94e5-0e29e52dd6d1 I am now compelled to use the phrase 'diaphanous smackdown' whenever possible, whether or not I find the appropriate context. I may even attempt to stage one. Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:55:49 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4a8f850a-6f8e-4315-94e5-0e29e52dd6d1 Shannon 2007-09-07T11:55:49Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#bd1172b3-e7f8-44a9-b89f-7903d07c2a1e Manos,....sure, you go to it for shear stupidity an awfulness...ah but you stay for the "diaphanous smackdown". ...i mean a bunch of ladies in their underwear and white see through robes rolling around in the sand... does it get any better then that? Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:48:30 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#bd1172b3-e7f8-44a9-b89f-7903d07c2a1e Theotch son of Beotch 2007-09-07T02:48:30Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4ba2255d-d651-4870-aed7-cf67b0ebd4b8 Sphere Kung Pao: The Movie (is that what it's called?) Shark Tale Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:15:17 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4ba2255d-d651-4870-aed7-cf67b0ebd4b8 Clay 2007-08-29T02:15:17Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#74a57b2c-e270-4c1c-b8c2-c2ee6095e627 "Disco Godfather" w/ Rudy Ray Moore is a pretty awful one :) Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:07:20 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#74a57b2c-e270-4c1c-b8c2-c2ee6095e627 $item.owner.firstName 2007-08-28T16:07:20Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#92f630c4-558b-4237-9140-755bc150dc64 Actually, as I said way upthread, and hesitate to say again lest I sound giddy, I kind of like Manos. It makes me giggle, and it's fascinating in places, and it doesn't make me feel as if all the life has been sucked out of the world and that nothing will ever be beautiful or interesting or amusing again, because this movie exists in the world and has now entered my brain. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has that effect on me, Baby Pia aside. So do Hollywood debacles 1941 and Mission to Mars. Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:32:05 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#92f630c4-558b-4237-9140-755bc150dc64 Shannon 2007-08-24T12:32:05Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2e21ce7d-afa1-4192-bccd-42bfc137459b Manos was actually made by a fertilizer sales man, due to a bet Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:27:43 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2e21ce7d-afa1-4192-bccd-42bfc137459b Dustin (El Guano) 2007-08-23T05:27:43Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#28d48e7f-3059-462c-b5de-3b06fe3ebe5e "Manos, the Hand of Fate" is definitely the worst to ever get the MST3K treatment. Every aspect of it is horrible: casting, lighting, sets, costumes, story, dialogue...good god. The only movie Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank ever apologized sending up to Joel. BUT...in the realm of recent movies: either Ben Affleck's "Daredevil" or Harrison Ford's "Firewall". Totally unwatchable for totally different reasons, but equally bad. Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:27:27 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#28d48e7f-3059-462c-b5de-3b06fe3ebe5e Scott 2007-08-23T03:27:27Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0950c830-490c-4c95-8617-dd64800a0261 I think "Manos hand of Fate" should win the dubious distinction of the WORST. MOVIE. EVAR. Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:26:06 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0950c830-490c-4c95-8617-dd64800a0261 Maia Alexandra 2007-08-20T16:26:06Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c2cb19f0-2dd6-441c-8400-94a7e8dd42a6 I don't usually watch movies beyond the 70's, but "Basic Instinct 2" is the worst high budget film I've seen in a long time. And this one is so good it's bad, ~I couldn't turn it off, it was so hilariously awful. It's not bad like The Matrix, where you're just bored & nauseated, ~Basic Instinct 2 is horrible enough to really enjoy. Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:37:21 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c2cb19f0-2dd6-441c-8400-94a7e8dd42a6 $item.owner.firstName 2007-08-20T05:37:21Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8b6086ae-890e-49f0-b641-50d677ed232d Geez, I live in Rockville, is it that bad here? Anyway, ya gotta consider really bad B- horror/sci-fi movies of the fifties, before real special effects to see reallly baaad movies. I nominate-"Attack of the Killer Shrews", because the 'shrews' were short-haired trained dogs with long hair attached to their backs, and in the attacking close-ups they had ridiculously long, fake teeth, and they kept wagging their tails as they attacked the victims. At least Santa Claus etc. had a plot! Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:44:52 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8b6086ae-890e-49f0-b641-50d677ed232d Bruce 2007-03-23T17:44:52Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9069c302-636d-4d10-a560-df1cde90b672 THE THING BELOW. It was worse than the worst SCIFI-CHANNEL "made-for-TV" movie Sat, 10 Feb 2007 21:30:25 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9069c302-636d-4d10-a560-df1cde90b672 Darren 2007-02-10T21:30:25Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#45016747-5e76-4478-8ab5-cbcd412f2d9a >O.k. Love the loathing going on here Sometimes you just have to get down to it and call shit what it is. Speaking of which, a well named film for all the wrong reasons: Reel Horror. Argh, ack, barf.... Not even good as a campy bad movie like Killer Tomatos or Twilight of the Dogs Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:58:14 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#45016747-5e76-4478-8ab5-cbcd412f2d9a Verminator 2006-12-19T00:58:14Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e0563be9-6abc-48bc-91fa-81476e1071f3 O.k. Love the loathing going on here MY top three stinkers Turbulence 3, Ice Breaker - even as much as I love Brucey and all time Shit stains Mami Vice! 2 hours of boats - no matter how cool the stand off in the trailer was it still stunk. Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:23:56 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e0563be9-6abc-48bc-91fa-81476e1071f3 MAtt 2006-12-18T22:23:56Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c3259be9-18ba-46e4-b60b-806a4f075ce6 Hmm, the names John Ellis or Reg Mahaffey don't happen to appear in connection with those films by any chance? Thu, 05 Oct 2006 19:10:58 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c3259be9-18ba-46e4-b60b-806a4f075ce6 Verminator 2006-10-05T19:10:58Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b4fc1089-aa8d-43e7-aa04-6e970fc93eac <laughs> Found this quote: "Sometimes it pays to have friends in the biz, sometimes it doesn't. My buddy works in a film distributor's office and got hold of a screener for a film called Unaware. After seeing it he called me and invited me to watch a film that would simply "rot my mind." He told me the director is notorious for faking reviews and whining to people who say they don't like his movies." Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:26:42 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b4fc1089-aa8d-43e7-aa04-6e970fc93eac Leilah 2006-10-05T04:26:42Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8f893563-ab20-4882-9964-7502f446bc32 Tarzan the Ape Man was the only movie I ever had to watch on fast forward just to get through it. I picked it up to watch because I thought Miles was hilarious in Cave Dwellers. Wow... it was just SO bad. Then there was that weird thing with the orangutang at the end... <shivers> Ew. Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:59:04 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8f893563-ab20-4882-9964-7502f446bc32 Leilah 2006-10-01T08:59:04Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1d71a712-389c-4a37-9c3d-74fcb87089e7 I thought it was pretty bad on the first go round, but I really was hoping it would be fantastic so it would have had a hard time living up to my expectations. However - I watched the Q&A that they have on there and then watched the movie again... and I really liked it. Quite a lot! I own it now. =) Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:55:42 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1d71a712-389c-4a37-9c3d-74fcb87089e7 Leilah 2006-10-01T08:55:42Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#fbef7f11-bcc5-4dc6-a7e7-464987a099d1 <laughs> I watch it for the first five minutes or so, right up to where the bad scientist voiceover guy says... in an ominous voice... SARGASSUM! Then I burst out laughing and shut it off. What a horrible, horrible movie. Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:52:16 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#fbef7f11-bcc5-4dc6-a7e7-464987a099d1 Leilah 2006-10-01T08:52:16Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c162d025-403a-40f3-9afa-a6bb378dcde7 Same movie - the full title is "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death", and the tribe is called "Piranha Women". http://imdb.com/title/tt0094834/ I don't know, it had some decent moments. =) --- Jim: Do you know what jungle herb cures the poisonous bite of the river snake? Do you know where the only land route is around the white waters of death? Do you know the way through the secret maze caves that lie underneath Hangman's Cliff? Huh, do you? Margo Hunt: Well, no, I don't. Do you? Jim: Well, no, but I have this paperback. --- Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:46:50 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c162d025-403a-40f3-9afa-a6bb378dcde7 Leilah 2006-10-01T08:46:50Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1e345748-03d9-461f-8582-08eab1b0ed1b Oh, thank you. I actually opened up the thread to put Liquid Sky in. It's absolutely my all time most hated movie. Not just disliked, but absolutely hated it. Funnily enough, my Dad thinks it's great. =) The Star Wars Holiday Special probably comes second, if that counts as a movie. It's one of those that if you try to tell someone about it, it _sounds_ funny. It's NOT. It's horrible. I watched it once, and tried to show it to someone else, and I couldn't even make it through the first 10 minutes of wookie conversation. Third... would probably be Fantasy Mission Force, sort of starring Jackie Chan. It's one of those where you just kind of watch it in stunned silence. Round about the time the pink flaming Chinese nazis riding cadillacs chariot style come into play... I mean, just don't watch it drunk or high, or anything. I can't imagine how much weirder it could possibly be. Oh, and the gay Chinese Scots with the plastic mace... Oog. Oh, and I own it. On DVD, no less. Don't ask me why, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:38:59 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1e345748-03d9-461f-8582-08eab1b0ed1b Leilah 2006-10-01T08:38:59Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7e2b0314-ee0c-4ce8-9d3a-fb122f5c816a Alien Private Eye. No question. Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:22:24 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7e2b0314-ee0c-4ce8-9d3a-fb122f5c816a GRIM 2006-09-27T08:22:24Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#72504215-06b5-4c12-9b6c-9fb5d3676478 huh. I've seen movies I own on here (Pigs, Cannibal Women of the Avocado Jungle), but I haven't seen some of my other faves: Forbidden Zone (with the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo...black & white, so bad, it's my all-time favourite movie ever. With a great cast, too--Danny Elfman as the devil, Herve Villechaise aka Tattoo, from Fantasy Island as the Ruler of the Sixth Dimension. It's got Squeezit the Chicken Boy, a human chandelier, a topless princess, and a frog butler name Bust Rod, who humps anyone he can. Oh, and it's a musical) SEE IT. Seriously. Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter (opening scene, he's attacked by Lesbian Vampire bikers on the beach--gets knocked down, springs back up and beats his chest: "Body of Christ!" he yells, and proceeds to kick ass, kung-fu style) Sindbad of the Seven Seas (Lou Ferrigno as Sindbad. You may know he had a speech impediment, so they dubbed his voice. Badly. The fact that they dubbed everyone else's didn't make up for that fact. The villain was named Jaffar, like in Disney's Aladdin, and looked just like him--I am convinced that he was the inspiration for Disney's version) And of course, Andy Warhol's Dracula (Where the Romanians sounded Austrian, the Italians sounded French, except for the one "hero," with a Bronx accent. Lots of gratuitous nudity, too) and even worse, Warhol's Frankenstein (3-D, and so bad I couldn't even sit through more than half an hour) Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:46:03 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#72504215-06b5-4c12-9b6c-9fb5d3676478 Swampwolf 2006-09-23T03:46:03Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#68b31306-6863-4998-ad23-8362baaaeb03 loved t-6500...laughed my hinney off of course i was like 10 when i first watched it .... Tue, 04 Jul 2006 22:21:11 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#68b31306-6863-4998-ad23-8362baaaeb03 windy rain dancer 2006-07-04T22:21:11Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9bcce9e0-100b-4374-a55b-51dc716709bd *Vivre pour survivre* / *White Fire* (1984) gets my vote. I could never finish watching it. A few other horrendous movies: *Blood Dolls* (1999), *The Crow: City of Angels* (1996), *Highlander II: The Quickening* (1991) and *Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace* (1999). I saw *Stacy: Attack of the Schoolgirl Zombies* (2001) two days ago, and I cannot say it's the worst movie ever, but it's quite awful even for a zombie flick. Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:33:16 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9bcce9e0-100b-4374-a55b-51dc716709bd Meido* 2006-07-04T11:33:16Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9c3c5aec-8651-4b9e-8c87-1afa15541264 "New Kind Of Love" i walked in to the living room and my girl was watching this so i flopped down on the couch to see the last 2/3d's of this movie thinking that a little 50's romantocomedy brain-rot can't hurt me......geez was i wrong...at one point during one of the very repressed fantasy sequences that was supposed to be racey for it's time i turned to her and said "ya know now i really really understand why people needed to do a lot of drugs in the 60's" "there's a unique combination of nausea and the feeling that you have been violated that you can ONLY get from this film!!!!!" i actually got the dry heaves from the bit at the end where they use a football game as a metaphor for marriage and finally ........getting it on. IF YOU DRINK POISON AND THE WARNING LABEL SAYS "INDUCE VOMITING" THEN PLEASE BE MY GUEST AND WATCH THIS FILM. Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:52:08 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9c3c5aec-8651-4b9e-8c87-1afa15541264 Theotch son of Beotch 2006-07-04T01:52:08Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f924fff4-2de3-49b3-872c-b382041bd9c3 I've searched up and down this thread for at least one reference to the #1 worst movie of all time and nothing....... no movie is worse than Leonard Part 6 starring Bill Cosby Mon, 03 Jul 2006 18:12:22 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f924fff4-2de3-49b3-872c-b382041bd9c3 COBRA 2006-07-03T18:12:22Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#329ca1da-2a52-4adb-a475-350f169d7c20 You don't think 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' was redeemed by Pia Zadora's performance? Pia's breakout film, 'Lonely Lady', is way up there on my list. Harold Robbins, Dino deLaurentis, the Academy Awards, garden hose rape scene, it's got it all. Definitely 'Showgirls'. It's kind of cheating to list low budget or horror films, but while trying not to watch 'Attack of the Vampire Hookers' (featuring John Carradine, the sign of quality) you'll notice that some of the vampires have tan lines. Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:02:57 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#329ca1da-2a52-4adb-a475-350f169d7c20 Michael 2006-06-21T08:02:57Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e9d6cd6d-69ca-4b24-9a1c-0a044de90c40 Ah, I shall be losing friends at an alarming rate, I uspect. The last time I reported I this thread, I had rented "The Bells of Innocence", expecting Chuck Norris to hit people a lot, but all I ended up with was a Christian propaganda film (which I was forced to stop twenty minutes in) and a roomful of people, one of whom stood up after we stopped that movie and declared "To get the taste of that out of my brain, I must watch a lot of violence. Or a lot of sex." But after this weekend, I think i have found my latest "rated POS" movie ever: "Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation" Holy crapoly! I have never before watched a movie that sucked so bad it actually lifted me from my seat. Three times during the movie, I caught myself saying aloud "Please get better. Please?!" It made Starship Troopers a brilliant act of social commentary by comparision. It took a decent property, and a decent setup and just completely shitcanned it, replacing it with, well, with something really, really awful. I told my wife I had seen the worst movie ever, and she said "Well, how does it compare with 'War of the Planets'?" which is a valid question. You might remember my brief review of War of th Planets as a horrible movie made for abought eighteen dollars in what seemed to be the back yard of a Las Vegas edge-of-town house. I thought about it and I realized that Starship Troopers 2 was, in fact, WORSE than War of the Planets. War of the Planets had a cheap earnestness to go with it's overall cheapness, and it never tried to outdo its low budget. Starship Troopers 2, on the other hand, had at least a DECENT pedigree, yet fell so far it made Satan wince when it struck. I mean, movies don't get THAT shitty until #4 or #5. There was nothing even remotely interesting in it from the first movie, no real battle scenes, no real bloodshed. Nothing, really. Even the guns looked hokey and fake and gave off these weird blue blips of light instea of just shooting things. Footage was recycled from the first movie. Several scenes were post-treated to blue to make it look different somehow, but as anyone who's ever been aboard a small ship can tell you, blue-dying a turd doesn't make it any tastier. When it was over, I begged forgiveness of my friends. I promised them we would watch Kill Bill next time. Mon, 05 Jun 2006 18:38:38 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e9d6cd6d-69ca-4b24-9a1c-0a044de90c40 Edward 2006-06-05T18:38:38Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#63343f2b-f468-4ab3-a938-926b59d94781 I'm tempted to say at least the italian robots weren't gay like C3PO and R2D2, but I'll probably get my ass kicked so I won't. Fri, 14 Apr 2006 21:03:40 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#63343f2b-f468-4ab3-a938-926b59d94781 stereo 2006-04-14T21:03:40Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0f902c6a-1119-4547-bf56-e1db84c367d0 Have you guys seen the incredibly offensive Italian Star Wars ripoff series with Star Odyssey and War of the Robots? Most incompetent SW ripoffs even. Features insanely bad everything, including acting, dubbing, music, camerawork and special effects. But it gains major bonus points for being blatantly misogynistic. I also enjoyed the suicidal robot lovers who can't remember why they had a suicide pact. Finally the big reveal at the end is the decided to commit suicide because they were incapable of having sex, and the film ends with the good guy scientist leader Professor X-type gleefully telling them that it's not problem to build them some gentials! Uggggh! Even the male robot is a robo-misogynist. Fri, 14 Apr 2006 00:22:50 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0f902c6a-1119-4547-bf56-e1db84c367d0 Jeremy! 2006-04-14T00:22:50Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#231888f3-65b8-4f6b-b699-bb25dd5d0040 Max the Magician! Yuck, blah, barf, ugh, puke, etc. etc. Man this thing has to be the worst low budget unfettered piece of trash in the history of low budget self serving film mangling. It was made at a faire in maryland and has all the bad makeup, sloppy costumes, cheesy armor and weapons and crud you normally see at the more commercialized faires and on top of it the story and acting are also the worst I have every seen. This thing couldn't even pass itself off as film made by a first year film student. Thu, 13 Apr 2006 19:30:26 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#231888f3-65b8-4f6b-b699-bb25dd5d0040 Verminator 2006-04-13T19:30:26Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#afd7f875-db2f-42e7-b11e-ecbb6f32c8b4 I know it's supposed to be a cult classic...but "I DISMEMBER MAMA" was one of the biggest pieces of cinematic crap I have ever seen...oh yeah "HICK TREK" was pretty bad as well... Thu, 06 Apr 2006 18:26:44 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#afd7f875-db2f-42e7-b11e-ecbb6f32c8b4 B-MOVIE BETTIE 2006-04-06T18:26:44Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#47bb5b60-d8cd-4868-8709-eeabe455d1a9 The question is.... can anyone out there name a film that is even remotely as bad as.... ................................................ ...............................GLITTER!!! you know, the mariah carrie movie just even mentioning it makes me queesy. hey, maybe mariah will start posting useing a fake profile and insult me and tell me how great that movie was...he he he... Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:19:39 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#47bb5b60-d8cd-4868-8709-eeabe455d1a9 Theotch son of Beotch 2006-04-06T02:19:39Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2f105e7b-b4fe-432b-b599-cbf0710b8250 Oooo, there are so many!!! Manos Hands of Fate Mars Needs Women Or how about the arm wrestling movie starring Sylvester Stalone? Wasn't it Over the Top? These are why we need MST3k... p.s. I'm so glad I found this tribe!!! Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:05:37 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2f105e7b-b4fe-432b-b599-cbf0710b8250 Katsukaze 2006-01-18T09:05:37Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#42e1f76e-a17a-4c59-88df-384e163a0b1d This may have been mentioned... Beast of Yucca Flats absolutely terrible beyond belief. even though it's bad you can watch it for its camp value. but as far as unwatchable...two spring to mind The Gore, Gore Girls and Monster A-Go-Go Sat, 14 Jan 2006 21:59:59 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#42e1f76e-a17a-4c59-88df-384e163a0b1d Richard 2006-01-14T21:59:59Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#096778a2-1d3c-4c76-9cf2-b20230c915b8 EMANON.... Hippy dullard bum Christ figure magically saves souls and a struggling fashion firm by bringing trash can fashion to the NYC fashion scene. Way before Zoolander. Brilliantly bad.... A Must see!!!!! Sat, 14 Jan 2006 21:42:31 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#096778a2-1d3c-4c76-9cf2-b20230c915b8 Burgolf 2006-01-14T21:42:31Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3f4ccabe-85f1-4250-8819-c7148fc6ee52 Ack! I meant "IT might be good." Geez, one letter... 8/ Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:24:32 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3f4ccabe-85f1-4250-8819-c7148fc6ee52 Edward 2005-12-07T08:24:32Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#56ce8965-6928-4f32-834b-e2ca40c4fa45 I might be good. Might. Tue, 06 Dec 2005 21:07:24 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#56ce8965-6928-4f32-834b-e2ca40c4fa45 Edward 2005-12-06T21:07:24Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#05ad011f-f7d4-4dfd-8c6f-76b8f7304ce2 Re: " I do a quickie web search and find this OTHER probably-bad movie called "War of the Planets": www.imdb.com/title/tt0459595/combined Anyone seen it?" This might actually be a GOOD movie. It's one of those old shortened 8mm home movies made from a chopped up version of THIS ISLAND EARTH. Tue, 06 Dec 2005 21:00:04 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#05ad011f-f7d4-4dfd-8c6f-76b8f7304ce2 Allan 2005-12-06T21:00:04Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7f869211-52a3-441a-adce-3667f8ca4b50 I do a quickie web search and find this OTHER probably-bad movie called "War of the Planets": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0459595/combined Anyone seen it? Tue, 06 Dec 2005 16:52:23 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7f869211-52a3-441a-adce-3667f8ca4b50 Edward 2005-12-06T16:52:23Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7762e703-8c2b-4097-b7fe-911d6248357b Last night I watched a most interesting movie, although probably not interesting for the reason you would think. Our local Blockbuster has EIGHT copies of "The War of the Planets", something new and spooky from Las Vegas. I love that ANYTHING GOES in Las Vegas. At least, as far as I can tell by watching this movie. On the plus side, the premise actually is kinda' neat and creepy: a bunch of astronauts wake up after a 15-year cryosleep to discover they are trapped in their respective cryotubes, unable to move from muscle atrophy (or something) and are picked off one-by-one by a creature that stalks the corridor. On the minus side, it was horribly executed, with 3D effects that I would consider "mockup" at best. Oh my. While we were watching it, I asked my wife if I could hit "pause" to go get a dish of ice cream. She laughed and said, "no, no, I'll make you a dish -- just keep watching. Please don't pause it." As I scan through the credits, we were amused to see the same names popping up again and again. The way I figure it, this fellow got a bunch of his buddies together and they just decided to make a movie and so people just did what they did. Two of my favorite highlights: the inside of the "cryotubes" wobbling, and the creature tearing through what was supposed to be impossible-to-break plastic as if it were thin plexiglas -- and having the person inside able to push the stuff around as easily, too. A small step above saran wrap, there. But -- that said -- this was pretty much exactly what I expected. A strange, ultra low-budget sci-fi movie. Mon, 05 Dec 2005 16:46:18 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7762e703-8c2b-4097-b7fe-911d6248357b Edward 2005-12-05T16:46:18Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9274b480-650a-4dad-a98c-56b3f948ecde Ages ago, when I worked at home, I would rent ANYTHING and have it playing while I worked. This is how I saw "The Star Crystal", which I thought was pretty atrocious. Mon, 05 Dec 2005 16:36:08 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9274b480-650a-4dad-a98c-56b3f948ecde Edward 2005-12-05T16:36:08Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b691ebc7-238c-4fe4-9594-5fdd30daa31d >then what you'd have is something like the Blair Poot Project. Or an episode of "Dingleberry Shortcake" Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:18:21 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b691ebc7-238c-4fe4-9594-5fdd30daa31d Allan 2005-11-29T01:18:21Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#35439c52-a6f2-45b8-aed3-808cf9bfd5f5 >> "I could have farted and been more productive than any of her posts." >If you did it in the dark and set the camera for infrared and slowed everything down so that we could see every little curlicue detail... then what you'd have is something like the Blair Poot Project. Tue, 29 Nov 2005 00:59:59 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#35439c52-a6f2-45b8-aed3-808cf9bfd5f5 Shannon 2005-11-29T00:59:59Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9f1ca911-915a-4be1-9c39-6981e3d88262 The funny thing about the IMDB is that one can kvetch and have removed reviews that are uncomplimentary about a movie and one can kvetch and have removed comments on discussion boards that are uncomplimentary about a movie, but one can't remove bad votes. So, it's interesting in the case of "The Rockville Slayer" to see so many complimentary reviews, but so many pooty stars. 8) Of course, I wouldn't have bothered if not for the claim that it was somehow exceptionally clever. Mon, 28 Nov 2005 19:09:30 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9f1ca911-915a-4be1-9c39-6981e3d88262 Edward 2005-11-28T19:09:30Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#311ca5a3-8a8b-4d0a-9463-a2a5c21b3e17 "I could have farted and been more productive than any of her posts." If you did it in the dark and set the camera for infrared and slowed everything down so that we could see every little curlicue detail... You still wouldn't be as bad as the movie I STOPPED watching this weekend: "Bells of Innocence". Holy jean-snapping bad! And I figured "Hey, Chuck Norris is in it, I should at least get to see some kind of kicking or something, right?" Oh man, steamy-rich delicious cult propoganda. What the hell? I missed the news where Chuck Norris was abducted into a cult, didn't I? Mon, 28 Nov 2005 18:59:21 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#311ca5a3-8a8b-4d0a-9463-a2a5c21b3e17 Edward 2005-11-28T18:59:21Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#84c06504-22ec-4f2c-a04e-520cc5114eba Claudia hasn't said one word in defense of her own movie. All she's done is lied and attacked. She's tried to hide behind a fake ID. She says that the producers of her film wouldn't care about a little tribe like this, and yet she's proving her deceit again by obsessing right here. I'm sorry I've even wasted my time typing a comment about her idiocy. I could have farted and been more productive than any of her posts. Sun, 27 Nov 2005 17:42:19 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#84c06504-22ec-4f2c-a04e-520cc5114eba Allan 2005-11-27T17:42:19Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#91bc6951-3a8c-4a74-8995-3475a0ac26a2 What trite nonsense! Claudia sounds like a spoilt child and simply doesn't comprehend the spirit of this thread or this Tribe. I agree with Charles and plead to Rachel not to respond and continue Claudia's childishness. Let's end this here and now. Claudia, go to your room. Everyone else, please continue to play in good fellowship and fun. Sun, 27 Nov 2005 16:17:49 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#91bc6951-3a8c-4a74-8995-3475a0ac26a2 Bob 2005-11-27T16:17:49Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#87209825-1600-4b9b-88df-b2dc331b7e34 Claudia says she thought this was a country where she can speak freely but she got all upset when people defended Rachel?? So Claudia only wants a country where she can speak freely but no one else can?? Hah. Poor girl. Claudia protests too much, wouldn't you say? She's got mad crazy reasoning and I think she is lying about her connection to her film. Rachel, don't bother replying to her, please!!!! Claudia has no sense of conversational skills and continuing her diatribe to promote her film just takes this thread down a weary path. If the rest of the tribe disagrees with me, then I will withdraw my request. Sun, 27 Nov 2005 13:49:01 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#87209825-1600-4b9b-88df-b2dc331b7e34 Charles 2005-11-27T13:49:01Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1dfe44b7-aa6c-4970-a043-ccd6457f60d5 Okay - I thought we could post opinions here. I'm sorry for insulting you, but I posted my opinion of what I thought of your pictures and you posted your opinion on what you thought about that film. I thought this was a country where we can speak freely. I rented the film at Hollywood Video and I enjoyed it. Oh my, what a crime that I would defend it. Anyway...I would stop connecting me to the production of this film...I'm sure the filmmakers would give two craps about this whole topic or would they really care about what I say or about what someone who takes their clothes off and posts pictures of them on sites like these to get attention. I don't know any of them, but it sounds like you do or know someone who was affiliated with the film at one point. I didn't realize it was a crime to defend something that you enjoyed watching. Speaking of WILLARD, the remake, I really enjoyed that movie as well. I'm a big fan of Crispen Glover...are you going to connect me with Crispen Glover or the makers of WILLARD now? Anyway, I'm really looking forward to his directorial debut and loved him in the 80's classic, My Tutor. On the subject of Worst movie ever...Rachel, did you ever see the movie Dark Wind Woods? I saw it a while back. It was so bad, I don't even think it made it to video. Rachel, did you see it????? Sun, 27 Nov 2005 04:36:34 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1dfe44b7-aa6c-4970-a043-ccd6457f60d5 Claudia 2005-11-27T04:36:34Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#729a68bf-5ed1-4b9e-ad80-bc6535ec8800 Meanwhile, who can doubt that Sylvester Stallone was guilty of two of the most atrocious cinematic turds turds ever plotzed out onto the screen : "Rhinestone" and "Over the Top", which ride shotgun with the Hulk Hogan opus "No Holds Barred" as films with less overall entertainment value than spending the equivalent amount of time cleaning a litterbox Fri, 25 Nov 2005 21:53:20 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#729a68bf-5ed1-4b9e-ad80-bc6535ec8800 Bender B. Rodriguez 2005-11-25T21:53:20Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#36c8bd87-c6f3-4f4a-aa9d-c33ed7c31551 Re: Howard the Duck I was pretty young when I went to see HOWARD THE DUCK and, the best I can recall, I remember that I was expecting to see Lea Thompson get it on with Howard and I was sooo disappointed when it never happened on screen. I don't know why I expected it but it definitely put poor Howard on my sh_t list for all time. Shame really, because the movie was not as bad as everyone said it was. Bad, but not that bad. Okay, it was bad. Fri, 25 Nov 2005 03:19:38 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#36c8bd87-c6f3-4f4a-aa9d-c33ed7c31551 Rachel 2005-11-25T03:19:38Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#faf1bbeb-9bc9-4dbe-87ac-0dccb83bfbb8 OK, guys, it's the holidays, so let's not pile on poor Claudia anymore. He/she has enough problems without us calling names. It was a bad choice of action for her to post her silliness here and we're just wasting his/her time and our time with all this going back and forth. Let's let it drop and just go on with our normal discussions. Since no one is ever likely to see Rockville Slayer, I hereby withdraw my nomination of that film and submit the remake of WILLARD with Crispen Glover. Crispen, if you're out there, we've already determined that I'm butt ugly, so please don't crucify me here! :) Fri, 25 Nov 2005 03:01:29 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#faf1bbeb-9bc9-4dbe-87ac-0dccb83bfbb8 Rachel 2005-11-25T03:01:29Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#d8fafddb-5d10-4000-a75f-872576bf4b97 Re: Giant Spider Invasion. (co-starring the Skipper from gilligan's island as the sheriff) ...wasn't there a semi-sexy scene in that one with the girl in her panties trying to escape from her bedroom or something like that? I prefer to remember that scene instead of remember the Skipper trying to act semi-seriously! Thu, 24 Nov 2005 20:14:03 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#d8fafddb-5d10-4000-a75f-872576bf4b97 Allan 2005-11-24T20:14:03Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ed2f5d37-17ab-4d53-89a2-8a96815c6c68 Perfect timing for Claudia..... she turned her film into an instant TURKEY! ;0 Thu, 24 Nov 2005 20:12:25 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ed2f5d37-17ab-4d53-89a2-8a96815c6c68 Allan 2005-11-24T20:12:25Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c2f6f1b3-af2b-4ad6-9b18-d87e4c6b50e9 Re - maybe it's Rockville Slayer!?! RACHEL - LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!! Don't worry Ray, Claudia and her cronies don't do anything except sit at home (or at work or in the library or wherever) at the computer and type away attacking anyone who says anything bad about their film. But sometimes the all take on fake profiles and start praising their film and they think no one catches on. Her next plan of action will be either to continue attacking me or anyone else who panned her film or to start piling on fake praise in this or other Tribes. But her best bet would be to just go away, these people are just so tired. They're not worth our effort to respond to. Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:45:32 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c2f6f1b3-af2b-4ad6-9b18-d87e4c6b50e9 Rachel 2005-11-24T05:45:32Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#36196c6a-7670-476b-b6cd-962a8a2b695b Re: "What's the word I'm looking for that would best describe someone like her....?" Ray is being too kind...... My suggestions.... a) Liar b) Fake c) Bitch d) Lonely spinster e) all of the above Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:40:35 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#36196c6a-7670-476b-b6cd-962a8a2b695b Charles 2005-11-24T05:40:35Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c51d090c-10ee-440f-b3b7-13558a33217e trite? Thu, 24 Nov 2005 03:48:18 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c51d090c-10ee-440f-b3b7-13558a33217e Ray 2005-11-24T03:48:18Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a74d030d-b16a-4910-b39f-a7e45cb7b100 You got that right, Ray. Fake Claudia is a coward and a pretty stupid one at that. Not much common sense behind her phony attack on Rachel. She just turned off a whole tribe against her dumb movie. :( Thu, 24 Nov 2005 02:45:40 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a74d030d-b16a-4910-b39f-a7e45cb7b100 Allan 2005-11-24T02:45:40Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1db22b89-c8ea-4e89-baf6-6c241efe1da9 Claudia should just go sit in the corner becuz she obviously doesn't play well with others. What's the word I'm looking for that would best describe someone like her....? Thu, 24 Nov 2005 02:31:53 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1db22b89-c8ea-4e89-baf6-6c241efe1da9 Syd 2005-11-24T02:31:53Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8c392aaa-d636-4c43-b8f1-a85a51cc9873 Spot on! Looks like you nailed it Rachel. Thu, 24 Nov 2005 00:38:53 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8c392aaa-d636-4c43-b8f1-a85a51cc9873 Bob 2005-11-24T00:38:53Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cac76dbf-994f-4079-b206-8623d742555f Hah, Ha! There's no battle to fight here. I have my opinion and, Claudia, you are trying to sell your movie. You acted like an amateur by disgusing yourself as a "fan" when it's really your own movie. You're so silly, calling names and stuff like that. I think it's hilarious. Do you really think anyone believes that you were "scrolling the many pages on Yahoo" to find out more about your own movie? It's just like you did to my friend on IMDB and to others on Amazon. You didn't defend your movie, you attacked somebody who had an honest opinion. People weren't defending me here, although I thank them for being so kind, they were ridiculing you for being so amateurish and childish. If we're to believe your story, pls tell us what other films you like? And where did you post comments attacking other people who panned those films? Uh,oh...there are none. Your lie is exposed. You're not a fan, you're part of the production team, and make yourself look so petty when you do things like this. Don't bother arguing with her, fellow Tribemates, she's not worth it and she's only hurting "her" own film with silly posts like this. Thu, 24 Nov 2005 00:08:09 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cac76dbf-994f-4079-b206-8623d742555f Rachel 2005-11-24T00:08:09Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#47da3208-75fb-40c1-b3a6-e717384de33c "great soundtrack, too..." I saw the movie on B&W TV set. When I finally tracked down and bought the soundtrack, I realized that the movie was in color. Wed, 23 Nov 2005 21:56:38 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#47da3208-75fb-40c1-b3a6-e717384de33c Edward 2005-11-23T21:56:38Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2d6d18d9-d9d8-4c91-9a9b-a890c2fae14e Liquid Sky ROCKS! that movie is amazing... great soundtrack, too... Wed, 23 Nov 2005 21:28:36 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2d6d18d9-d9d8-4c91-9a9b-a890c2fae14e Ray 2005-11-23T21:28:36Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a4e33752-73f0-4a86-a76a-a68be9f94a0c You guys might be on to something. Claudia's comments read like she's way too attached to her film. I mean I love LIQUID SKY but I wouldn't go nutso and rag on anybody who commented negatively about it. If Claudia is for real then she's got some nasty mental problems. If Claudia is a fake and just sniping at Rachel then she got some other nasty mental problems. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. BTW, don't say anything bad about LIQUID SKY! You have been warned! Wed, 23 Nov 2005 21:17:18 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a4e33752-73f0-4a86-a76a-a68be9f94a0c Bob 2005-11-23T21:17:18Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1277e3f7-0e94-4b9f-a18d-042a21397203 Wow, I am a fan of The Rockville Slayer and because I defended it and because I find it entertaining you go after the people who made it. I don't know any of them so it really does not matter. I thought we were just talking about the film here. I was scrolling the many pages on Yahoo that talked about the film because I like it. I wanted to find out more information on it. I saw this remark on page twenty or so and thought I would defend the film. Man you people are like flies, let Rachel fight her own battles. Wed, 23 Nov 2005 21:12:35 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1277e3f7-0e94-4b9f-a18d-042a21397203 Claudia 2005-11-23T21:12:35Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#77e92d0c-ecba-4ebf-8bed-aa702dfbb633 "THE ROCKVILLE SLAYER is a smarter film than most and is better than most crap out today. The film was probably way over your head." Well, it must be over the heads of a lot of folks, then: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389475/combined It ain't playin' Peoria, if you know what I mean. Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:58:36 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#77e92d0c-ecba-4ebf-8bed-aa702dfbb633 Edward 2005-11-23T19:58:36Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4f245643-a45c-4e97-90cd-09e25263eabc yeah, that "Claudia" profile looks to me to be a front for someone who has a personal vendetta and not the guts to hassle someone upfront. no pic, no profile, and in only one tribe... hurm... maybe it's Rockville Slayer!?! RACHEL - LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!! Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:57:21 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4f245643-a45c-4e97-90cd-09e25263eabc Ray 2005-11-23T19:57:21Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7e56a38c-6052-4a9e-ab7a-31a9329cac5a "troll2 is on a double feature dvd with the original." D'oh! I knew and yet I forgot! Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:55:42 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7e56a38c-6052-4a9e-ab7a-31a9329cac5a Edward 2005-11-23T19:55:42Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c732ef10-bad8-40d8-8021-26ba06f132ce " There was a sequel? Holy smokes -- I gotta find me that!" Lo and behold, Troll/Troll 2 is available as a double-movie set. Woot! Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:54:14 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c732ef10-bad8-40d8-8021-26ba06f132ce Edward 2005-11-23T19:54:14Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#116a7317-5943-4c16-a1c5-d6b7a82a4757 Jack makes a lot of sense. It's easy to throw stones at a $25 cheapie film but it's a lot worse when someone spends millions and can only bore you to death after you've spent your ten bucks in the cinema. Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:49:54 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#116a7317-5943-4c16-a1c5-d6b7a82a4757 Bob 2005-11-23T19:49:54Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a6c6b95c-5801-44d4-b673-29bfa0395aa6 Just from reading Claudia's remarks I'd be loathe to follow up on her recommendation of any film. She certainly doesn't understand what Tribe is all about. Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:39:39 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a6c6b95c-5801-44d4-b673-29bfa0395aa6 Bob 2005-11-23T19:39:39Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6de854fc-79f9-4304-9522-e755a0300bbc See Claudia's comments above...... Lordy Lou! People have disagreed with others before on this tribe but I've never seen anybody go so low and be as ungracious as Claudia with a personal attack on Rachel. Maybe Claudia should move to one of those countries where people are only allowed to have one opinion...hers. A tribe with open discussion is obviously too much for her to handle. Put her comments up against Rachel's and I'll take Rachel's any day. Wed, 23 Nov 2005 18:47:51 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6de854fc-79f9-4304-9522-e755a0300bbc Syd 2005-11-23T18:47:51Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#45b4f19a-243a-41d5-a2ba-c76cd570394a Lordy Lou! People have disagreed with others before on this tribe but I've never seen anybody go so low and be as ungracious as Claudia with a personal attack on Rachel. Maybe Claudia should move to one of those countries where people are only allowed to have one opinion...hers. A tribe with open discussion is obviously too much for her to handle. Put her comments up against Rachel's and I'll take Rachel's any day. Wed, 23 Nov 2005 18:47:17 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#45b4f19a-243a-41d5-a2ba-c76cd570394a Syd 2005-11-23T18:47:17Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#51262f95-b668-4899-971d-7a00ea67fcde Rachel, you are one butt ugly chick from your pictures. You seem to have a lot of intrest in the film The Rockville Slayer. You even know the previous name of the film. Hummm Have news for you sweetie if you are even a girl. Universal does not take home movies and give them big releases. THE ROCKVILLE SLAYER is a smarter film than most and is better than most crap out today. The film was probably way over your head. Everyone check it out at www.therockvilleslayer.com Wed, 23 Nov 2005 18:26:23 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#51262f95-b668-4899-971d-7a00ea67fcde Claudia 2005-11-23T18:26:23Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6b50ca0e-1f62-4de9-82c1-faec6ea21f47 Howling III is one of those likeably bad movies. i actually grabbed a DVD copy of that for 4 bucks at Kmart a couple of months back the title for one of the movies within the movie was one of those pricelessly juvenile gags: "It Came From Uranus" Wed, 16 Nov 2005 17:29:22 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6b50ca0e-1f62-4de9-82c1-faec6ea21f47 Bender B. Rodriguez 2005-11-16T17:29:22Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#63120b1d-9705-4374-bc9d-bd117214c6ac The Howling IV and V were so much worse than Howling III. Howling III is actually my fave in that series for a number of reasons! Look at those nuns howl!!! Wed, 16 Nov 2005 00:11:24 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#63120b1d-9705-4374-bc9d-bd117214c6ac Russet66 2005-11-16T00:11:24Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ac7c4520-a38a-4ec3-b611-b407ba3e0d89 Giant Spider Invasion. (co-starring the Skipper from gilligan's island as the sheriff) The Avengers Howling III: The Marsupials Dungeons & Dragons (i only made it through 5 minutes of that one before my colon threatened to reach up through my thorax and strangle my brainstem) Treasure of the 4 Crowns (and most of the rest of the god-awful 3-d movies that came out in the early to mid 80's) Tue, 15 Nov 2005 23:48:41 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ac7c4520-a38a-4ec3-b611-b407ba3e0d89 Bender B. Rodriguez 2005-11-15T23:48:41Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6486feda-8db6-4b57-b75c-889501e586b5 The only redeeming features of Transylvania 6-500 all involved Geena Davis in that ridiculously low-cut vampire outfit. other than that, i'm just glad i was wasted when i saw it. Tue, 15 Nov 2005 23:29:24 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6486feda-8db6-4b57-b75c-889501e586b5 Bender B. Rodriguez 2005-11-15T23:29:24Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#dca6bfdb-2b20-42bb-bd54-18897d00f097 Candy Von Dewd and the Girls from Latexploitia http://imdb.com/title/tt0366282/ You know things have sunk to a new level when it's that painful to sit through a movie that people you know helped make. I nearly died the night I was forced to watch it on the big screen. Sat, 29 Oct 2005 16:28:15 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#dca6bfdb-2b20-42bb-bd54-18897d00f097 Ann 2005-10-29T16:28:15Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cb9bfdbf-c3b6-4cd6-84a0-bd8eeac383df i might have to add a few... 'Barn of the Naked Dead' 'HORROR HOUSE ON HIGHWAY 5' 'Microwave Massacre' 'The Newlydeads' ...Ah i got a million of em.... Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:03:18 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cb9bfdbf-c3b6-4cd6-84a0-bd8eeac383df $item.owner.firstName 2005-10-18T10:03:18Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4f1f3d41-285c-4fe9-a14d-23b6affea005 Oh crap, I can't find those quotes anymore. Was the posting removed? That would be lame. Mon, 17 Oct 2005 19:36:01 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4f1f3d41-285c-4fe9-a14d-23b6affea005 Edward 2005-10-17T19:36:01Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f623ef40-805a-4a59-a4d7-fa80fb7b698f It's hard sometimes to place your own work outside of the context of your own perception. It might be the cat's pajamas to you, but out in the world, it might just be... so-so. As hard as that is to understand, it just is. This is not to say that it stops becoming Your Best Effort, or even Brilliant (for your reel). A friend of mine who was a comic told me (I paraphrase) "If people laugh, it's funny. If they don't, it wasn't. Period. There is no other measure." If people say a movie is stinky or brilliant (or, my favorites: brilliantly stinky and stinkily brilliant), then chances are, it is exactly that. I'd count myself lucky if I could make movies like half the movies listed here. Except Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. I wouldn't want to have made that. Mon, 17 Oct 2005 19:25:50 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f623ef40-805a-4a59-a4d7-fa80fb7b698f Edward 2005-10-17T19:25:50Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f90e8ae5-63d8-488a-b023-a6277a5173ca At least that DP must have had a sense of humor, Edward. I give him his props for being so honest. But I just can't get over that other guy being so lame. I think he was actually claiming that everyone who was ripping his film actually had not seen it ... or something similarly lame like that. Mon, 17 Oct 2005 17:52:07 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f90e8ae5-63d8-488a-b023-a6277a5173ca Rachel 2005-10-17T17:52:07Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#81c437bf-a855-4c25-90ad-7e705af8e5ba Uuughhh....My vote is a close tie between: Manos - Hands of Fate and Robot Monster (Robot Monster is hilarious...because the darned bubble machine gets higher billing than some of the actors!) Mon, 17 Oct 2005 15:45:17 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#81c437bf-a855-4c25-90ad-7e705af8e5ba Pete 2005-10-17T15:45:17Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f124da1a-86ff-4fb6-b7ae-130f93628bb9 It's more fun to discuss 'em on the IMDB discussion boards, anyway. I saw a post on the IMDB discussion board by the DP of a movie, APOLOGIZING for it! But it was a pretty sucky movie: Leeches! Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:13:44 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f124da1a-86ff-4fb6-b7ae-130f93628bb9 Edward 2005-10-17T06:13:44Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8062a25a-9947-4f7b-b4fd-5fc85251aeb8 I mentioned Rockville Slayer a few posts above... I got to tell you what happened. My friend was posting some stuff (reviews, comments) on Amazon.com a couple of weeks ago and came across the film for sale. He wrote a short review and said what a bad film it was. He couldn't believe it when he got e-mails from the director bitching that someone would ever write a bad review about his film on Amazon. The director even complained to Amazon and had them remove the "offending" review from their website. OMG! So funny. How pathetic that a director actually would get angry with someone just posting their opinion! Ha-ha! I'm sure Speilberg goes through Amazon and the imdb every day to hunt down the people who don't like his films! :) The moral is: don't ever say anything bad about Mark Selz or his movies! Sun, 16 Oct 2005 21:43:18 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8062a25a-9947-4f7b-b4fd-5fc85251aeb8 Rachel 2005-10-16T21:43:18Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7e0ebc0a-08ce-4d3e-b7db-beb2957c0210 I really like many of the movies mentioned, so it's obvious how bad my taste is. Then again, part of why I like many of the movies you've mentioned is because although horrible to watch alone, they make excellent group drinking games. Anyway, I have two picks for worst movie ever: I Eat Your Skin, maybe because I was so grossly disappointed. Bram Stoker's Dracula, the one with Keanu Reeves and Winona Rider. Again, I think because I was just so incredibly disappointed. Sun, 16 Oct 2005 02:16:33 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7e0ebc0a-08ce-4d3e-b7db-beb2957c0210 Heidi 2005-10-16T02:16:33Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c3222df8-ff27-4768-ac82-bdab6a9d054b It needed more nudity and more sex. And some more sex. Too much plot for a sex movie. Bleah. Thu, 15 Sep 2005 17:20:54 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c3222df8-ff27-4768-ac82-bdab6a9d054b Edward 2005-09-15T17:20:54Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0aa60a42-1429-4156-b847-a799af79bba7 It was brought up earlier and I must concur: Eyes Wide Shit uh, I mean "Shut" Wed, 14 Sep 2005 04:18:48 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0aa60a42-1429-4156-b847-a799af79bba7 Cthulhu 2005-09-14T04:18:48Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3cbba167-4bd1-46dc-8e22-0a928529ed86 Wow. I mean, just....wow. This was one of those movies that's so mesmerizingly bad, you have to keep watching. Who knew that mid-air jet refueling could be so fraught with sexual implications? Who knew, for that matter, that there's any commonality at all between a sexy woman and the rear end of a fusilage? Footage of jets flying in the air and bombing stuff. Lots and lots of footage! And lots of scenes fraught with vague drama in which nothing ever happens!!! There's a square-jawed dada genius to this 1964 patriotic production, I swear there is. Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:52:35 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3cbba167-4bd1-46dc-8e22-0a928529ed86 Shannon 2005-09-13T00:52:35Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b5d3d5df-d6d5-434c-b6e4-45c02993f297 Okay, I OWN Manos on dvd and I watch it every now and then. Sure it's badly done, but there is a certain charm to it. I enjoy watching it. My least favorite film of all time? I dunno. Too many in too many catagories to consider. But of all time? How about G.I Jane? Mon, 12 Sep 2005 01:33:43 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b5d3d5df-d6d5-434c-b6e4-45c02993f297 Cthulhu 2005-09-12T01:33:43Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1f8a896e-cf72-4133-a07d-5850a443427a If I'm not mistaken....I saw a trailer for "Pigs" once, if you can believe that...it was on some awful low budget VHS tape. It looked like some kind of bad morning farm report with some guy screaming over it. I never saw the movie itself though....not like I was actually looking for it. Sat, 03 Sep 2005 14:18:35 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1f8a896e-cf72-4133-a07d-5850a443427a Rachel 2005-09-03T14:18:35Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#90c7151e-c29b-4dd0-b369-895350cdaf67 zombie rednecks was pretty bad. Well, bad for a B movie Fri, 02 Sep 2005 05:28:12 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#90c7151e-c29b-4dd0-b369-895350cdaf67 $item.owner.firstName 2005-09-02T05:28:12Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f89b1b18-af7d-42c9-862b-87579da85de1 OMG! I would have to agree! Howard the Duck was stinkin aweful! Thu, 01 Sep 2005 21:50:09 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f89b1b18-af7d-42c9-862b-87579da85de1 Jordana 2005-09-01T21:50:09Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0d3255a7-6ffb-40fa-a41d-46fea106d588 One of the worst films ever made, so bad it doesn't even have an IMDB entry: "Pigs". Cannibal pigs on a farm. No special effects, no decent acting, in a very low-budget, low quality even on the camera work (as a film school grad, it grated on me). Rented for a club of deliberately bad films, watched mostly on Fast Forward it took 15-20 minutes to watch - and those minutes were still painful. Thu, 25 Aug 2005 16:52:07 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0d3255a7-6ffb-40fa-a41d-46fea106d588 Jeffrey Allan 2005-08-25T16:52:07Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#74cce751-ced8-4584-bc81-e2b4ad6eae22 I saw A Polish Vampire in Burbank...truly awful :) Thu, 25 Aug 2005 14:00:33 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#74cce751-ced8-4584-bc81-e2b4ad6eae22 Rachel 2005-08-25T14:00:33Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#80c67a51-6a38-4389-b4e1-97bb339ca2ed There was a movie named "A Polish Vampire in Burbank" The funny thing was they actually hijacked the He Man action set at Universal studios after hours to shoot. Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:37:35 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#80c67a51-6a38-4389-b4e1-97bb339ca2ed $item.owner.firstName 2005-08-24T19:37:35Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8a497cba-14ae-4dbf-9849-492e606b627f A friend of mine is an agent for a film distribution company. She was watching a film called The Rockville Slayer last night. It used to be called Unaware. We sat and couldn't believe this crap. It was worse than someone's home movie. It "starred" joe Estevez and Linnea Quigley and Robert Zdar. It was sooo bad and slow and boring and I hate to say that because I am a personal friend of Linnea. It starred someguy who looked like The Scarecrow who acted like a sissy all the way through. In the end somebody kills somebody and then everyone goes home. This isn't a so-bad it's good movie, it's a so-bad that it's inconceivable that anyone could ever put it out on dvd. Sat, 20 Aug 2005 21:26:09 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8a497cba-14ae-4dbf-9849-492e606b627f Rachel 2005-08-20T21:26:09Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a38d37aa-6f47-4f11-bd4a-414f6b3bdad0 troll 2 is a good movie, man Sat, 20 Aug 2005 14:45:22 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a38d37aa-6f47-4f11-bd4a-414f6b3bdad0 $item.owner.firstName 2005-08-20T14:45:22Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2f4ddd8e-142b-446c-864a-623c98c39ba2 I want to watch Manos again. It is like no other movie-watching experience. I actually like Manos. Should I seek help? Sat, 20 Aug 2005 14:06:13 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2f4ddd8e-142b-446c-864a-623c98c39ba2 Shannon 2005-08-20T14:06:13Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2227775d-3007-4f2c-800c-ef7ac3a63157 Best. Review. Ever. I live for the day I can earn such praise. Fri, 19 Aug 2005 22:52:19 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2227775d-3007-4f2c-800c-ef7ac3a63157 Edward 2005-08-19T22:52:19Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9c245d4f-04c2-42f7-bf1c-0e470ade1936 Thanks to all on the thread for the suggestions and warnings. It's hard for me to pick a worst movie, becasue I'd rather have a kidney extracted without anesthesia than watch Pretty Woman, but I recently ran across this review, which I'd like to nominate for the award Best Evisceration of a Worst Movie Ever. http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3344926/comments Fri, 19 Aug 2005 22:29:38 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9c245d4f-04c2-42f7-bf1c-0e470ade1936 drusilla 2005-08-19T22:29:38Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#df83de04-990f-4aaa-ac88-26dc902d11a0 hey edward! troll2 is on a double feature dvd with the original. shouldnt be difficult to track down let me know what you think! Thu, 18 Aug 2005 23:03:02 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#df83de04-990f-4aaa-ac88-26dc902d11a0 Moksa 2005-08-18T23:03:02Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c5ed4c2c-30cf-4004-b7e0-5a199e5ce758 BTW: I use http://www.eccentric-cinema.com as a reference often. (I have no affiliation). It's brilliant and covers a wide range of B genres. Warning: Some images on the site are NSFW. Movie title usually gives you a clue. Thu, 18 Aug 2005 16:46:22 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c5ed4c2c-30cf-4004-b7e0-5a199e5ce758 Calgon 2005-08-18T16:46:22Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#16c0eeda-65e6-4d04-aa3a-e15d0518a7bc Not the only one. I enjoyed it, near as I can recall. Thu, 18 Aug 2005 16:09:30 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#16c0eeda-65e6-4d04-aa3a-e15d0518a7bc Edward 2005-08-18T16:09:30Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#71877289-c307-494c-8cd7-618ca68d877a I must be the only Howard the Duck fan. I went to my first day of sixth grade with a Howard the Duck t-shirt. I was promptly mocked. Thu, 18 Aug 2005 14:28:52 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#71877289-c307-494c-8cd7-618ca68d877a Calgon 2005-08-18T14:28:52Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7c8a5f32-d7eb-4380-b6fd-a903ef3a60b0 "'SSSSSSSS' where the guy gets turned into a giant cobra?" That was one bizarre film! Sort of a collision between a rotten script, auto-pilot directing and a weird star performance by Strother Martin. It was his only lead in a movie, I think. Thu, 18 Aug 2005 06:52:10 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7c8a5f32-d7eb-4380-b6fd-a903ef3a60b0 Rockstar 2005-08-18T06:52:10Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7993352e-33be-470f-91ca-3583a151956f There was a sequel? Holy smokes -- I gotta find me that! Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:26:09 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7993352e-33be-470f-91ca-3583a151956f Edward 2005-08-18T03:26:09Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#32a4f9e6-f27a-453d-9ebb-c03a591c241b i love bloodsucking freaks!!! now TROLL 2...thats a shitty movie! Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:23:22 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#32a4f9e6-f27a-453d-9ebb-c03a591c241b Moksa 2005-08-18T03:23:22Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#eb5d3182-30b3-4a52-a165-8a618bda974b Is it too late for me to make a few nominations? If not, I'd suggest the bottom three contenders that I've seen: 3--"Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter" 2--"It's Pat" 1--"Battlefield Earth" Wed, 17 Aug 2005 05:55:48 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#eb5d3182-30b3-4a52-a165-8a618bda974b Curran 2005-08-17T05:55:48Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ebabeb3e-b63b-40d4-82ac-a8e668c220a8 Actually Monolith Monsters is considered a classic. It is a rather good film considering the time it was made. Wed, 17 Aug 2005 04:10:47 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ebabeb3e-b63b-40d4-82ac-a8e668c220a8 Verminator 2005-08-17T04:10:47Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#93ffab17-9936-4538-bf52-01cb9eed83bd 'PROJECT METALBEAST' caps intended. and possibly 'Mazes and Monsters' with Tom Hanks about the evils of table top RPGs. Tue, 16 Aug 2005 19:28:03 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#93ffab17-9936-4538-bf52-01cb9eed83bd Calgon 2005-08-16T19:28:03Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c80d0c37-1a9c-4c64-878c-6c322392d2d0 What about Basket Case 2? Was I the only one that thought it was a little over the top when basket case found a girl basket case and they has sex--and there were extreme close-ups on the hand job she gave him. Wed, 29 Jun 2005 00:28:42 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c80d0c37-1a9c-4c64-878c-6c322392d2d0 Varuca 2005-06-29T00:28:42Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#778b4e38-e343-4d3b-b4f9-9246555e9755 I accidently watched "Once Bitten" last night (Movie Plex channel) and am actually embarrassed for my television for showing me such a horrid movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089730/ Sat, 25 Jun 2005 20:14:29 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#778b4e38-e343-4d3b-b4f9-9246555e9755 Mahl E. 2005-06-25T20:14:29Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9336502b-d8ed-4e7d-b242-a520b7e56b79 Both movies were excellent! "Monolith" gave me nightmares as a kid! Sat, 25 Jun 2005 09:12:52 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9336502b-d8ed-4e7d-b242-a520b7e56b79 Edward 2005-06-25T09:12:52Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#19df4fc7-3d9a-4d30-ba5e-743ce34dec68 Oooooohhhh...and what about 'The Monolith Monsters'?...and 'SSSSSSSS' where the guy gets turned into a giant cobra? Wed, 22 Jun 2005 03:38:29 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#19df4fc7-3d9a-4d30-ba5e-743ce34dec68 astrid 2005-06-22T03:38:29Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9dc34658-cdc1-4059-863e-3a2f24bc3d82 I guess I have bad bad-taste, Todd Haynes' Safe is one of my all-time favorite movies ever... a loving tribute to the "disease movie of the week" The real "Worst" movies to me are never b- or z- grade movies, which can hold a car-wreck-type of fascination even when they totally suck. Mind-numbingly mediocre Hollywood garbage, destroyed by demographics, test screenings, and jittery executives are the real enemy. Anything directed by Garry Marshall or Joel Schumacher. "Exit To Eden" based on the Anne Rice book sticks out in my mind as the very worst ever, where I was literally reduced to screaming at my tv set in agony. Rosie O' Donnell in bondage gear, and the height of kinkiness represented by a spanking with a hairbrush from Dana Delaney... (In the book, which also sucked, she at least fucks him with a strap-on.) 8mm, XXX, Flawless, Ace Ventura... These all made me sicker to my stomach than any film by Michael Findlay ever could. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0277540/ Tue, 21 Jun 2005 14:51:38 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9dc34658-cdc1-4059-863e-3a2f24bc3d82 Jack Often 2005-06-21T14:51:38Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a922b309-d6d3-4add-a042-b8cac89420cb sorry. but i forgot "frankenstein's great aunt tillie" featuring zsa zsa gabor. perhaps the most flagrant bastardization of the frankenstein name ever. yes, even worse than "frankenstein unbound." Thu, 16 Jun 2005 09:01:48 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a922b309-d6d3-4add-a042-b8cac89420cb josh 2005-06-16T09:01:48Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6a57f88e-20f6-45dd-948c-1449f0fa9520 has anyone ever seen a 70's sci-fi "movie" entitled "REACTOR"? it looks like it was filmed by semi-retarded apes in larry harvey's garage. also, there was a movie on TBS in the mid nineties having to do with white monkey people who lived beneath the earth. and the white monkey people had tan lines, and wrist-watches. if anyone knows the title of this film, my whole family would be in your debt. what about "night of the lepus" about the killer giant bunnies? or "bride of the monster"? or "patch adams"? Thu, 16 Jun 2005 08:59:58 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6a57f88e-20f6-45dd-948c-1449f0fa9520 josh 2005-06-16T08:59:58Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#84b8ea83-c327-4e8b-84b2-eab8a75c7370 me too. Thu, 16 Jun 2005 08:53:33 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#84b8ea83-c327-4e8b-84b2-eab8a75c7370 josh 2005-06-16T08:53:33Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#318d8b64-ed17-4f1d-87f6-92676cb80295 another good bad movie that I used to have a taped off tv copy of - was Polish Vampire of Burbank with Eddie Deezen Thu, 16 Jun 2005 04:00:58 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#318d8b64-ed17-4f1d-87f6-92676cb80295 DJ JOE 2005-06-16T04:00:58Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1bd5b653-7383-41e1-b3b3-9693e57e16ac 'Bloodsucking Freaks'.....Now there's one I love to hate! Like the dude said earlier, it's all subjective. Thu, 16 Jun 2005 03:58:21 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1bd5b653-7383-41e1-b3b3-9693e57e16ac astrid 2005-06-16T03:58:21Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9a93a361-419e-490d-91c8-fff72238a1fd I will have to say Jack Frost... the one about the mutated snow man who raped Shannon Elizabeth with a carrot! Then it had a sequel that featured little evil snow babies that looked like styrofoam puppets. :( Wed, 15 Jun 2005 00:30:40 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9a93a361-419e-490d-91c8-fff72238a1fd Bam 2005-06-15T00:30:40Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#5eb32209-dca3-4fd2-a9b7-9856776b3eb2 Did you see the Julianne Moore movie "Safe"... HORRID Tue, 14 Jun 2005 23:44:40 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#5eb32209-dca3-4fd2-a9b7-9856776b3eb2 P-Raw: Faery Superstar of the UNDERWORLD 2005-06-14T23:44:40Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6bb5c9b8-02c1-44e2-98bb-e0664e0ed230 L LOVED Garbage Pail kids! But I was like in 3rd grade... maybe I should see it again! God I remember it being so dark and leery and awesome though. But I'm into puppets and stuff so... Mon, 23 May 2005 23:46:40 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6bb5c9b8-02c1-44e2-98bb-e0664e0ed230 P-Raw: Faery Superstar of the UNDERWORLD 2005-05-23T23:46:40Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2bc34758-9e76-4286-b306-b2e861a0d7f3 I actually own this one on DVD: http://www.sexgoremutants.f9.co.uk/necfile.html ABSOLUTELY the WORST movie ever made. I think I may get the sequel. Tue, 03 May 2005 01:00:28 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2bc34758-9e76-4286-b306-b2e861a0d7f3 Varuca 2005-05-03T01:00:28Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c8b9dc5d-56c3-46eb-aebc-e40bffdb6f6d I saw one recently called "Deviation". It had NO PLOT, and not even the gratuitous nudity could bail it out. Mon, 02 May 2005 19:43:45 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c8b9dc5d-56c3-46eb-aebc-e40bffdb6f6d Powered By Atari 2005-05-02T19:43:45Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#76ab49f8-95c3-49bd-97b3-d65e607a810d Yeah, The Brainiac is pretty bad and just so very ODD! I recently (and remarkably) found it on DVD from Alpha Video...the disc was much higher quality than I would have expected. Originally released as El Baron del Terror in 1961, Brainiac is great fun and a real treat for any B-movie buff who has not seen it...or not seen it in a while. Wild World of Batwoman (as well as Rat Pfink & Boo-Boo) is a real trip and another baddie that seems to have been "written" by 6-7 different people, none of whom had any idea what the others were wrirtng about at the time. Automatic Scripting? Hurrah for the good, bad movie! Fri, 29 Apr 2005 14:53:08 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#76ab49f8-95c3-49bd-97b3-d65e607a810d monstermustdie 2005-04-29T14:53:08Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#391e64a8-f635-4628-8641-f362762db3e2 BRAINIAC!! I *love* that movie! A tureen full of brains, yum!! And how about Wrestling Women Vs. The Aztec Mummy? Wild Wild World Of Batwoman (aka She Was A Hippy Vampire)? Let Me Die A Woman (Doris Wishman)? Single Room Furnished (Jayne Mansfield)? Mad Doctor Of Blood Island? Starting to get the feeling I know *way* too much about bad movies? lol Fri, 29 Apr 2005 10:43:42 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#391e64a8-f635-4628-8641-f362762db3e2 D. Lister 2005-04-29T10:43:42Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#5bbbade3-206d-482d-a079-fb1de2bf2a86 The Master Gunfighter (1975) ____________________________ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073357/ Thu, 28 Apr 2005 16:25:20 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#5bbbade3-206d-482d-a079-fb1de2bf2a86 Mahl E. 2005-04-28T16:25:20Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7cf2b7dc-9f93-432e-a469-82b54402060f So very many great BAD movies...did everyone forget Robot Monster? How about The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy? Maybe The Braniac? Everyone's favorite movie to hate (Plan 9) is so bad, it's good. I love watching it for a laugh and for the pure, unbridled silliness of the dialogue, "acting", sets, etc. Me, I like bad almost as much as I like good...it's all so subjective. Sat, 23 Apr 2005 03:19:44 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7cf2b7dc-9f93-432e-a469-82b54402060f monstermustdie 2005-04-23T03:19:44Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8a09a347-7609-4066-8ee1-a930657afbaf The Entity. I demanded my money back after seeing that exploitive piece of crud. Fri, 22 Apr 2005 09:22:38 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8a09a347-7609-4066-8ee1-a930657afbaf Verminator 2005-04-22T09:22:38Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#54125cc5-83b2-48d4-a9c1-f3d78a911f32 Actually, I finally got an answer to this question. At first I was going to say "Metal Messiah" [1978] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079549/combined but then I realized that the absolute, truly worst film I had ever seen was "Too Outrageous!" [1987] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094165/combined starring female impersonator Craig Russell. The former film stretches the definition of bad, but at least it has some trashy entertainment value. The Russell film, on the other hand, is strictly for lovers of the morbid - and even most of them will be put off. Craig Russell died not long after this sequel to the quirky but acclaimed Outrageous! [1977]. He went through epic drug addiction, STD, and very public mental breakdowns. Which tends to make the trite & sleazy references to all these things in the screenplay of Too Outrageous that much more unpleasant to be subjected to. If ever there was a film that was NOT for watching, but which is for lying down and avoiding, this is definitely it. Believe it or not, every film (with the exception of those by Meryl Streep) listed in this thread is better than Too Outrageous. BTW, both "Metal Messiah" and "Too Outrageous" are shining examples of government-funded Canadian cinema. Fri, 22 Apr 2005 07:27:06 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#54125cc5-83b2-48d4-a9c1-f3d78a911f32 D. Lister 2005-04-22T07:27:06Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#358b859c-3567-4ab4-a1f6-ca7792e522de Only film I ever walked out of was Pet Cemetery - I remember walking over to the ticket booth and being tempted to vomit up my popcorn on the 17yo pimply faced kid for selling me a ticket to such a piece of crap. Thu, 21 Apr 2005 22:40:59 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#358b859c-3567-4ab4-a1f6-ca7792e522de Curvy 2005-04-21T22:40:59Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ff5352db-6fe6-4981-a41c-e6ec22af3027 tough call... eyes wide shut Thu, 14 Apr 2005 23:14:48 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ff5352db-6fe6-4981-a41c-e6ec22af3027 boulder 2005-04-14T23:14:48Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#07fdbcf8-d4d2-4cb9-83ad-83e19f032fcb Howard The Duck ranks. Eeeewwwww, putrid! http://www.fallingskyhazard.com/catalog.htm Thu, 07 Apr 2005 02:00:02 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#07fdbcf8-d4d2-4cb9-83ad-83e19f032fcb Terrence 2005-04-07T02:00:02Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ad340150-a731-4d06-887b-2253a5eed5b2 This is perhaps not in the exact spirit of this tribe but I hafta say I was never more pissed off at wasting 90 minutes of my life than when I finished watching Open Water. Wed, 06 Apr 2005 18:49:34 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ad340150-a731-4d06-887b-2253a5eed5b2 $item.owner.firstName 2005-04-06T18:49:34Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#de5b8d2b-318c-4517-b2a8-99faca27c64c Ditto here for Sat 14th, T-65000 (Gina Davis as a vampire, come on!) and that movie with Paul Reubens where the killer turns people into furniture, what was it, Pandemonium? 80s horror spoofs rule. Wed, 06 Apr 2005 18:48:09 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#de5b8d2b-318c-4517-b2a8-99faca27c64c $item.owner.firstName 2005-04-06T18:48:09Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#206b621c-3971-4ff4-925a-19b15c6cb7bf to this day, I wish I could have the two hours back that were taken from me by SIX STRING SAMURAI. One of the more obvious and forced attempts at making a "cult" film ever. Sheesh. Worse than being forced to watch Carrot Top do his live act. Wed, 06 Apr 2005 18:24:35 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#206b621c-3971-4ff4-925a-19b15c6cb7bf g'reg 2005-04-06T18:24:35Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6ae2a69b-a369-42d3-9916-30a37405bd7c hahaha I actually really liked "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" But then, I saw it while drunk at the drive-in, so that might have had something to do with it.... Mel Brooks has given us some great flicks!! BUT, he also gave us: "Dracula, Dead and Lovin' It." Good god, man! How could he?!? That was just awful. Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:50:33 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6ae2a69b-a369-42d3-9916-30a37405bd7c Russet66 2005-03-16T16:50:33Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9d56782c-2d19-48c8-b21a-869eec6f370c This ice is so... old! Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:08:15 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9d56782c-2d19-48c8-b21a-869eec6f370c Chris 2005-03-16T16:08:15Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b6daa219-3945-4d5e-bcaa-7458a32d2406 Twilight of the Dogs. Perhaps the stupidest plot line ever put to paper or film. Also one of the dumb effects ideas, a fake looking doll, as in really badly sculpted, with LEDs on it that change colors to indicate the condition of areas of the body of an "attractive" female alien. I had just finished working on a really ball buster of a movie with the ever present Hack, John Ellis..... He premiered his film from about two years prior, having just finished post production, at a SciFi con in DC called Disclave. He was sitting behind me during the premier. At one point it got so bad I had to start making some quips and before long the whole place was cracking comments and howling, except a few stuffy types afraid to piss John off. John got so mad he start kicking the back of my chair and saying, in the voice of an angry little kid, "You're just so cool and better than the rest of us." Oh, well, some times you just have to be yourself and not care who you piss off. Wed, 16 Mar 2005 13:19:16 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b6daa219-3945-4d5e-bcaa-7458a32d2406 Verminator 2005-03-16T13:19:16Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#48a8f7a4-ba6a-447a-9136-47d9dcd5311b I loved it as a great spoof. I all most wet myself from the Tom Jones in Vegas scene when the BU singers were replaced by aliens. Although I would have probably picked the song Daughter of Darkness for that scene, but it is not as widely recognized as his stuff. Wed, 16 Mar 2005 13:05:02 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#48a8f7a4-ba6a-447a-9136-47d9dcd5311b Verminator 2005-03-16T13:05:02Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#28e15ce8-4c04-4ae1-a052-87650ecbc721 Me too. I thought it was like a filmed acid trip. Not that I would ever do such things. :-) Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:56:08 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#28e15ce8-4c04-4ae1-a052-87650ecbc721 Verminator 2005-03-16T12:56:08Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4f2f17f3-845a-462c-873e-4bc926084c2f Grrr, yes really bad, but intentionally so. A former friend and member of my SCA household, was the Director of Photography. Bastard cost me a lead role in a movie, stole some blades and several hundred bucks. Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:54:49 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4f2f17f3-845a-462c-873e-4bc926084c2f Verminator 2005-03-16T12:54:49Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#df57e676-9956-40f3-9cde-c430bbb48960 We call THE NEVERENDING STORY 2 the "Never Ending "Snorage... It actually caused an entire room full of people to all fall asleep at the same time. 3 definately should never have been made. Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:51:34 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#df57e676-9956-40f3-9cde-c430bbb48960 Verminator 2005-03-16T12:51:34Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1fdacb74-4f6d-4652-840c-84dc8874794b Sounds about normal for some companies, one good bomb (or bad) deserves another...... Reminds me of Men in Tights, "maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way it won't be so bad." Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:46:54 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1fdacb74-4f6d-4652-840c-84dc8874794b Verminator 2005-03-16T12:46:54Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#d08e9bed-a11f-457e-8289-cd2891ee8f28 They have a flair for bad, but that is intentional as you say. I've had some good conversations with their very weird head man during dinners at some of the big conventions I've gone to. He's really strange but fun. Funny side note, the guy you see just to the right of me in my profile pic has been in about 8 Troma films, and tons of others. Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:43:40 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#d08e9bed-a11f-457e-8289-cd2891ee8f28 Verminator 2005-03-16T12:43:40Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c184d0f2-fda8-40ce-a5ce-dc27bf721364 What's the name of that Ed Wood movie? Plan 9 from Outer Space? Terribly awesome. Tue, 15 Mar 2005 13:39:18 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c184d0f2-fda8-40ce-a5ce-dc27bf721364 Pie 2005-03-15T13:39:18Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b73474e6-e7a7-4abc-9427-e1299df81a3d That reminds me of "The Pirana Women", which may have been a spoof of it. It had Shannon Tweed & Bill Marr, about a clan of women who ate men with avocado dip. Tue, 15 Mar 2005 13:37:21 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b73474e6-e7a7-4abc-9427-e1299df81a3d Pie 2005-03-15T13:37:21Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b711cba3-b22a-4b3a-8322-ca88f7a1d48b HAHAHAHA! That movie was great! Especially when MST3K got ahold of it. Tue, 15 Mar 2005 13:36:13 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b711cba3-b22a-4b3a-8322-ca88f7a1d48b Pie 2005-03-15T13:36:13Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#bd8ae68b-7dc8-4066-a21b-9f180ae5d116 The Apple (1979) is such great bad cinema, like Xanadu crossed with 1984. In it, the leader of the free world is chosen by a Eurovision/American Idol-type contest. Some flamboyantly gay disco entrants then rig it, beating these boring christian soft-rockers to win the earth's hearts and mids. But the gay disco tyrants are soon found unpopular, perhaps by inadvertantly making power ballads seem cool. Also, 976-EVIL II comes to mind. It's a typical schlock late-80s zombie flick until its zombies literally get in the movie It's A Wonderful Life. Once "inside" this classic film (actual clips are used w/zombies super-imposed into them) they feed on George Bailey, Uncle Billy, Mr. Potter, Ernie the Cabbie, etc. This "it's-a wonderful-undead" (now zombie themselves) get out of the film and start sucking brains same as any flesh-eater next door would. Sat, 12 Mar 2005 23:26:10 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#bd8ae68b-7dc8-4066-a21b-9f180ae5d116 Agent J 2005-03-12T23:26:10Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#64ce755d-45af-40dc-b64d-128d0afe53ef Did you wash the soap before using it? Thu, 10 Mar 2005 22:33:47 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#64ce755d-45af-40dc-b64d-128d0afe53ef Tiffany 2005-03-10T22:33:47Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8bbe1b1b-56f6-42bd-9b79-848842829319 I liked Saturday the 14th, too. Every once in a while, to express my utter dismay at a bone-headed suggestion, I will exclaim "That would be like closing the barn doors AFTER the horses have eaten the children!" I've even done that in meetings and by now, no one bats an eye. They come to expect that of me. Thu, 10 Mar 2005 09:02:49 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8bbe1b1b-56f6-42bd-9b79-848842829319 Edward 2005-03-10T09:02:49Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1bafc0ce-d856-4559-9e3e-62107bcf53eb one thing that can enhance a terrible movie is being on a terrible date- sat thru Translyvania 6-500 with my date and my friend who was supposed to have a date but ended up being a third wheel- very awkward Wed, 09 Mar 2005 10:28:35 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1bafc0ce-d856-4559-9e3e-62107bcf53eb DJ JOE 2005-03-09T10:28:35Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e9cee9ef-7da3-4cb7-8820-63ef502a686f I saw Saturday the 14th and Revenge of Saturday the 14th, and I thought they were both hysterical! A song about hemoglobin! How can you say no? Wed, 09 Mar 2005 02:42:31 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e9cee9ef-7da3-4cb7-8820-63ef502a686f Tiffany 2005-03-09T02:42:31Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#fde33c8a-0995-4a67-ba17-c3f2c2de497e I liked Amazon Women in the Advocado Jungle of Death. If its a movie with Cathy Ireland in it, its horribly awesome! Wed, 09 Mar 2005 02:41:24 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#fde33c8a-0995-4a67-ba17-c3f2c2de497e Tiffany 2005-03-09T02:41:24Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#faa9b7da-4fe5-43bd-97e8-72c35fefdb33 Killer Rats....Holy shit lol I have war stories of watching that movie with my friends... Sun, 06 Mar 2005 06:00:55 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#faa9b7da-4fe5-43bd-97e8-72c35fefdb33 Parker 2005-03-06T06:00:55Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#73469fb2-6648-4dd3-af31-b6d600d4615b Before we go further: when you say bad, do you mean so-bad-it's-good, or downright so-bad-you-hate-it? Thu, 03 Mar 2005 13:59:01 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#73469fb2-6648-4dd3-af31-b6d600d4615b Eric 2005-03-03T13:59:01Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b9a162fb-f126-4610-89d4-21d92db1586d oh and also "Nightwatch"...worth watching if only for the scene where the whore jacks off Ewan Macgregor at the dinner table...the look on his face when he squirts is priceless!! Thu, 03 Mar 2005 06:59:04 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b9a162fb-f126-4610-89d4-21d92db1586d AMY 2005-03-03T06:59:04Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9058c64d-01be-4d71-9fd2-1f3e602a8feb Bo Derek in "Tarzan the Ape Man"...OMG so funny!!! I read that Richard Harris was so drunk he didn't even remember filming it. And don't forget Miles O'Queef as Tarzan...the man has the screen presence of a grease smudge. a total cocktease too...Bo and Tarz never get it on which is frustrating...but it's chock-full of gratuitious Bo Derek nudity, including a bizarre and pointless scene where natives paint her entire body white....? also getting honorable mention is "Universal Soldier"...I think a couple of drops of pee came out when I was watching that. Thu, 03 Mar 2005 06:56:11 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9058c64d-01be-4d71-9fd2-1f3e602a8feb AMY 2005-03-03T06:56:11Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c4c69217-49e7-4c0e-8ede-047af5364cb1 I just saw one of the worst movies ever recently, it was called demons at the door (2004) I actually didn't watch it all i think like 15 minutes into it, it was to painful to watch and I turned it off. Wed, 16 Feb 2005 20:36:07 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c4c69217-49e7-4c0e-8ede-047af5364cb1 $item.owner.firstName 2005-02-16T20:36:07Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6dd38da4-fe2f-412e-892d-90ff9eb14a8f High on the list should be SPECIES. Good freakin' god... how horrible can a movie get? I wanted to shoot Forrest Whittaker, kick Al Molina in the head... and poor, poor Ben Kingsly walked through that flick with a look on his face that read "I'm getting paid. I'm getting paid. And the upshot is that I will die at the end of the film. I'm getting paid. I'm getting paid..." It was the second movie where we actually wanted our money back for sitting through the whole thing as a reward! The first movie was, of course, The Neverending Story. Tue, 15 Feb 2005 17:49:59 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6dd38da4-fe2f-412e-892d-90ff9eb14a8f Russet66 2005-02-15T17:49:59Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9ea256d6-8009-4e7a-a183-d2ea9bf861dc Great thread. Mission to Mars..yep really bad/ Mars Attacks really great/ Mars bars pretty good Liquid Sky..not bad..just creepy. Neverending story..great story..badly made anything with bruce jenner trying to act...gotta be bad. Tue, 15 Feb 2005 16:36:45 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9ea256d6-8009-4e7a-a183-d2ea9bf861dc Palma 2005-02-15T16:36:45Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f511e38a-cdd1-4a01-a620-622fc594bbc9 "Can't Stop the Music" Disco movie with Bruce Jenner 'acting' and the Village People. Need I say more? Tue, 15 Feb 2005 15:59:26 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f511e38a-cdd1-4a01-a620-622fc594bbc9 Scooter 2005-02-15T15:59:26Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#908d7be0-7350-4a69-b69a-863f053ade14 How about Saturday the 14th? Tue, 15 Feb 2005 14:53:11 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#908d7be0-7350-4a69-b69a-863f053ade14 Rachel 2005-02-15T14:53:11Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9433c6b7-6533-46c6-9c90-9975713bf668 delicious, delicious, oh how boring. Mon, 31 Jan 2005 03:55:31 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9433c6b7-6533-46c6-9c90-9975713bf668 boulder 2005-01-31T03:55:31Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9a1b4b12-a94e-45e3-bac5-5fe182cb191d I liked some of the ideas in the flick, and the dialogue, and the bad acting that made it campy. And the amazingly crappy special effects. And the pacing. And how all the characters were so unlovable, they were lovable. I took it as a comedy, and we used to have "Liquid Sky" parties where we'd watch the flick (but not do heroin). Fifteen years later, some of my friends still quote the movie to one another. I think if I were new to it, and saw it today for the first time, I'd might just skim it and not enjoy it as much. But, like many movies, it was a marker of a time, a place, and group of friends for me. So I love it! Many people love THE NEVERENDING STORY, but I would have to rank that one high on the list of Worst Movies That Neverending Should Have Been Made. Fri, 28 Jan 2005 20:35:03 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9a1b4b12-a94e-45e3-bac5-5fe182cb191d Russet66 2005-01-28T20:35:03Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7b257e74-494d-491e-bb8a-66ae8e4270a2 It had some imagery which was nearly interesting, but other than that, I thought it was pretty vapid and sort of pretentious. What did you like about it? Fri, 28 Jan 2005 16:35:19 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7b257e74-494d-491e-bb8a-66ae8e4270a2 Near Miss 2005-01-28T16:35:19Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0e439d0c-550b-454a-a8bc-a4742208fdb1 Liquid Sky is one of the awesomest movies ever! Fri, 28 Jan 2005 08:33:46 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0e439d0c-550b-454a-a8bc-a4742208fdb1 Russet66 2005-01-28T08:33:46Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#5ada212b-a736-4a64-a36c-bdb34c2422d8 Aw, I LIKED Liquid Sky! Fri, 28 Jan 2005 08:20:31 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#5ada212b-a736-4a64-a36c-bdb34c2422d8 Edward 2005-01-28T08:20:31Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#47a5be82-7ee1-4f97-9172-6e64c572daee Have you ever seen "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle"? It is definitely the worst movie ever... I think Bill Mayer was in it...long time ago anyway... I haven't seen Santa Claus Conquers the M's tho.. Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:05:37 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#47a5be82-7ee1-4f97-9172-6e64c572daee shawny 2005-01-25T22:05:37Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f5d4457c-f972-4fe3-b513-d5f734bae3d4 Garbage pail kids the movie and Liquid sky Tue, 25 Jan 2005 13:24:41 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f5d4457c-f972-4fe3-b513-d5f734bae3d4 Near Miss 2005-01-25T13:24:41Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#954886d3-5b87-41a9-a15a-309087df88f1 it was a bad attempt @ faux cheesiness and I had to eject it after 10 minutes Tue, 25 Jan 2005 03:11:22 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#954886d3-5b87-41a9-a15a-309087df88f1 DJ JOE 2005-01-25T03:11:22Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6bf8b86c-c4d2-41c2-984a-b3cb48ccb7c1 How about "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera"? I saw most of that. Until I stumbled out of the tent. Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:28:01 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6bf8b86c-c4d2-41c2-984a-b3cb48ccb7c1 Edward 2005-01-24T10:28:01Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9e220e94-2965-460d-8fb7-7cd6e36527a9 Gymkata is terrible - but enough so that is an entertaining watch Thu, 20 Jan 2005 01:00:17 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9e220e94-2965-460d-8fb7-7cd6e36527a9 DJ JOE 2005-01-20T01:00:17Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e748a557-3a89-43b9-96e4-cfb6ebfcd3c8 Oh, man... that reminds me of another reeeeally bad movie.... GYMKATA! Tue, 18 Jan 2005 21:30:46 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e748a557-3a89-43b9-96e4-cfb6ebfcd3c8 Russet66 2005-01-18T21:30:46Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cc816d78-504b-4142-9e1c-7532a5a1ad1b I finally got to see Manos a few months ago. After all the buildup, I was expecting something a lot worse. I found Manos actually fairly entertaining and watchable. Torgo is mesmerizing, and the gossamer-robed catfight is pretty good too. Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:48:34 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cc816d78-504b-4142-9e1c-7532a5a1ad1b Shannon 2005-01-18T15:48:34Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c9f9db03-a22a-4d0a-86e4-7acc49383f5f Sextette- a musical about a spy Mae West and um somethign else in ahotel with Timothy Dalton,Keith Moon,the US Gymnastics team- very bad - but in a car crash kind of way - Tue, 18 Jan 2005 09:44:28 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c9f9db03-a22a-4d0a-86e4-7acc49383f5f DJ JOE 2005-01-18T09:44:28Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#122de255-1f0b-4f77-94a6-9497ab8c5361 I am so glad I found this tribe! I think the worst movie ever is Manos the hands of fate. It is cool to break movie rules unless you don't know your breaking them. Tue, 18 Jan 2005 09:00:47 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#122de255-1f0b-4f77-94a6-9497ab8c5361 El Rod 2005-01-18T09:00:47Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#90e37ac6-a89a-4599-b286-622c89313f89 the blood waters of dr z even though i saw the mst3k version i had to turn it off after a half hour just total lameness. BARF Wed, 01 Dec 2004 18:37:07 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#90e37ac6-a89a-4599-b286-622c89313f89 RICK 2004-12-01T18:37:07Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b60844e2-9dff-42c2-9678-6eeadcb8a726 Actually, that little outing was instrumental in my decision to quit working for that place. It was one of those little Seattle tech companies that started up just exactly as The Boom began its nosedive. Taking us to the movie was one of those cute little employee morale things they used to do--we were too cut-rate for things like champagne and sushi parties and slides in the playroom. It was a singularly depressing event because the so-called morale even happened on the same day they announced their first round of layoffs. Somehow, the company and that utterly depressing spaceship are forever linked in my mind. Tue, 30 Nov 2004 01:27:09 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b60844e2-9dff-42c2-9678-6eeadcb8a726 Shannon 2004-11-30T01:27:09Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ec1699ed-d987-4b72-abdb-4bdb3e79e489 I have to ask... what do you do for work that caused you to sit through Mission to Mars? Did you sue the company for harassment?!? Tue, 30 Nov 2004 01:10:25 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ec1699ed-d987-4b72-abdb-4bdb3e79e489 Russet66 2004-11-30T01:10:25Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2ba39857-e295-40e1-9f17-0d9a6d872558 is that the one with the fluffy et type alien at the end explaing life the universe and everything? if it is i agree i was in phsical pain watching that. truely awfull Mon, 29 Nov 2004 04:42:43 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2ba39857-e295-40e1-9f17-0d9a6d872558 ZombieMan 2004-11-29T04:42:43Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7de1abc2-14c6-4c15-9d55-c99d6416f9d1 Misson to Mars is the worst Hollywood movie I've ever seen. It was physically painful to remain in the theater. Had to. It was a work outing. Mon, 29 Nov 2004 04:33:32 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7de1abc2-14c6-4c15-9d55-c99d6416f9d1 Shannon 2004-11-29T04:33:32Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b942b33d-9194-4f24-af2a-194bfa34b07b So many different ways at this. Star Wars: Episode II, Attack of the Clones should be burned. Mon, 29 Nov 2004 04:10:07 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b942b33d-9194-4f24-af2a-194bfa34b07b $item.owner.firstName 2004-11-29T04:10:07Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#d6c5fa1b-4051-484f-9385-82f152c302e0 LOL i will admit it. I liked sgt peppers cuz of alice cooper and aerosmith hehehe Mon, 29 Nov 2004 04:03:26 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#d6c5fa1b-4051-484f-9385-82f152c302e0 ZombieMan 2004-11-29T04:03:26Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c95cc0fa-459d-48d1-b661-f6fb8ba15e47 Boy oh boy, three way tie --> Bandits, Freddy Got Fingered, and The Flintstones. Runners up: Saw, Starship Troopers 2, and Terminator 3 Mon, 29 Nov 2004 03:48:01 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c95cc0fa-459d-48d1-b661-f6fb8ba15e47 Gregorio 2004-11-29T03:48:01Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c9327375-b402-4d84-8f7d-18d892d0dffd Troma's early 80's venture into romantic sex comedy Stuck On You. Featuring Prof. Irwin Corey. It's not even entertainly bad like most of Troma's output, just awful. Bad, wooden acting like you haven't seen since the dawn of film. Fri, 19 Nov 2004 08:52:44 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c9327375-b402-4d84-8f7d-18d892d0dffd Dvronn 2004-11-19T08:52:44Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4d03e25f-ecc0-4215-bd8a-d35090228132 "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band" After a quarter-century, still the worst piece of shit I ever paid money to see. Fri, 19 Nov 2004 08:12:27 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4d03e25f-ecc0-4215-bd8a-d35090228132 Rockstar 2004-11-19T08:12:27Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6fa2e25a-057c-4f8a-9c2b-01f1702a2052 I've got one Modern Girls. Bad just bad. Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:04:18 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6fa2e25a-057c-4f8a-9c2b-01f1702a2052 Primphairdzinr 2004-11-18T23:04:18Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c35098ab-df88-4711-bbc0-08cf190f04ae In my opinion it is Above the Rim. The only movie that I have actually walked out of, at a $1 theatre. The other movies that sucked are the same ones I don't remember. So it works for me. Sun, 14 Nov 2004 03:00:22 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c35098ab-df88-4711-bbc0-08cf190f04ae ScrapIron 2004-11-14T03:00:22Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6e83736c-84b3-46a3-821c-7510a83d3644 wow now thats a tough one. If you mean out right horrible i did not like it in any way at all then i would have to say Strawberry estates Bless the child comes close since it missed every single note or suspence or terror it could have. Sat, 13 Nov 2004 20:11:41 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6e83736c-84b3-46a3-821c-7510a83d3644 ZombieMan 2004-11-13T20:11:41Z http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c34b0509-a7cc-4f93-93a5-d7a94dbb9c72 So what do you think is actually the worst movie ever made? I think Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is right up there. Sat, 13 Nov 2004 19:01:10 GMT http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c34b0509-a7cc-4f93-93a5-d7a94dbb9c72 Shannon 2004-11-13T19:01:10Z