Tribe.net. Local Connections Chatnoirr http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#994a8761-7888-4ee3-95cc-43472ad6da22 2009-02-26T17:05:20Z 2009-02-26T17:05:20Z

I have to say Twilight was the worst movie I've seen in a long time. Meaning, it was a movie that was not meant to be a b-movie and was ridiculously funny . The acting was terrible!

Chatnoirr 2009-02-26T17:05:20Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#853c8e05-c802-4719-9e37-bad52910fe56 2009-01-06T17:38:41Z 2009-01-06T17:38:41Z

Thanks for the gigglesome review, D'ner o! I'll be sure to rent this one on those evenings when a cocktail of warm milk and Nyquil doesn't work as a soporific anymore. You've described perfectly the particular mental state induced by certain types of rivetingly bad movies. For me, it's like they have the power of sucking all the fun out of the entire universe--like nothing will ever be interesting or fun again, and nothing ever was. There's nothing but....the awful, awful movie. It's like a sentient black hole of non-entertainment, that somehow manages to paralyze its victims.

Shannon 2009-01-06T17:38:41Z D' ner http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4dc3a558-68ef-4269-972f-daa0045b2855 2009-01-06T17:28:08Z 2009-01-06T17:28:08Z

oop's sorry... the 'monster from space' is in reference to the monster in the movie; 'the creeping terror'

D' ner 2009-01-06T17:28:08Z D' ner http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cb749c30-9069-431d-970e-62c871fa3c49 2009-01-06T17:25:49Z 2009-01-06T17:25:49Z

'the creeping terror' was so awful it was enjoyable... i love the idea that the monster moved so slow that people had to stand still for five minutes for the thing to reach them... the 'monster from space' seems to be made of a large threadbare carpet with a huge wooden knob for a head - covered in vibrators ... and has dozens of human legs coming out from under the carpet here comes the monster... pan to the frightened lady... pan back to the monster, still coming... pan back to the lady, lady looks scared... pan back to the monster, still fifteen feet away but crawling like crazy... pan back to the bored scared person covering her eyes... pan back to the monster, it seems to be stuck on the door frame... ..ultimately people had to dive into the monster just to keep up the pace of the movie... i have to disagree with swampwolf though; i draw the line with hervé villechaize in the 'Forbidden Zone'. it is a terrible terrible movie ... i could actually feel brain cells frying, as i was frozen in place, watching in horror...trying to reach the off switch on my TV... ...and i could not turn it off ... i kept on thinking it can't get any worse... and then it did !!! i believe the experience has warped my brain my recommendation would be that if you find this movie on tape... buy the tape... then run it over with your car...

D' ner 2009-01-06T17:25:49Z kevin http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4b630ac2-be90-4d38-922f-7603c3b17965 2009-01-05T22:24:33Z 2009-01-05T22:24:33Z

killjoy, most retarded stupid movie evermade

kevin 2009-01-05T22:24:33Z Rockstar http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3b4f4744-c3c1-4796-a679-9af712a79bfd 2008-05-09T18:32:27Z 2008-05-09T18:32:27Z

And buffalo going over cliffsides, with the fruity tones of Paul Frees babbling in voiceover of zombie plague bacilli and angora sweaters. "Pull da stringk!"

Rockstar 2008-05-09T18:32:27Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6f690167-1f04-47d5-ad91-3e9338833053 2008-05-09T16:44:55Z 2008-05-09T16:44:55Z

Bela wouldn't weep at the dog's funeral. He'd be weeping over some footage of dinosaurs in a split panel at the bottom of the screen.

Shannon 2008-05-09T16:44:55Z Rockstar http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1cf6924f-cd6a-44c7-80ca-fed8ebdba418 2008-05-09T06:41:22Z 2008-05-09T06:40:30Z

<< Ed Wood certainly could equal that! Terrible film. >> I saw that movie. From what I've heard of Eddie, he would've likely rejected that scene as too sentimental and over-the-top. He would've done a tire screech then a cutaway to Smith and Bela Lugosi weeping at the dog's funeral.

Rockstar 2008-05-09T06:40:30Z Corey http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c2719214-add6-4946-84d2-abc3eb37d8f3 2008-05-06T21:26:13Z 2008-05-06T21:26:13Z

Cloverfield!It made me ill!

Corey 2008-05-06T21:26:13Z g'reg http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3bf47c3a-e49b-497a-9081-715b74bd79d4 2008-01-06T14:30:16Z 2008-01-06T14:30:16Z

oh I didn't mean to imply that I AM LEGEND is a "indie" yuppie romantic comedy! I should have added a paragraph there... lol

g'reg 2008-01-06T14:30:16Z g'reg http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f5e807b4-72e5-45b7-b277-17c4a8033dab 2008-01-06T14:29:29Z 2008-01-06T14:29:29Z

add any recent "indie" yuppie romantic comedy to the list. I just saw Wilsmif's I AM LEGEND and it certainly ranks as the worst film I've seen in a multiplex in the past year. Worst acting I've seen in ages... he actually rants about Bob Marley (worst rant ever) and then cries and sings Bob Marley to his dying dog. Ed Wood certainly could equal that! Terrible film.

g'reg 2008-01-06T14:29:29Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4a8f850a-6f8e-4315-94e5-0e29e52dd6d1 2007-09-07T11:55:49Z 2007-09-07T11:55:49Z

I am now compelled to use the phrase 'diaphanous smackdown' whenever possible, whether or not I find the appropriate context. I may even attempt to stage one.

Shannon 2007-09-07T11:55:49Z Theotch son of Beotch http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#bd1172b3-e7f8-44a9-b89f-7903d07c2a1e 2007-09-07T02:48:30Z 2007-09-07T02:48:30Z

Manos,....sure, you go to it for shear stupidity an awfulness...ah but you stay for the "diaphanous smackdown". ...i mean a bunch of ladies in their underwear and white see through robes rolling around in the sand... does it get any better then that?

Theotch son of Beotch 2007-09-07T02:48:30Z Clay http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4ba2255d-d651-4870-aed7-cf67b0ebd4b8 2007-08-29T02:15:17Z 2007-08-29T02:15:17Z

Sphere Kung Pao: The Movie (is that what it's called?) Shark Tale

Clay 2007-08-29T02:15:17Z $item.owner.firstName http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#74a57b2c-e270-4c1c-b8c2-c2ee6095e627 2007-08-28T16:07:20Z 2007-08-28T16:07:20Z

"Disco Godfather" w/ Rudy Ray Moore is a pretty awful one :)

$item.owner.firstName 2007-08-28T16:07:20Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#92f630c4-558b-4237-9140-755bc150dc64 2007-08-24T12:32:05Z 2007-08-24T12:32:05Z

Actually, as I said way upthread, and hesitate to say again lest I sound giddy, I kind of like Manos. It makes me giggle, and it's fascinating in places, and it doesn't make me feel as if all the life has been sucked out of the world and that nothing will ever be beautiful or interesting or amusing again, because this movie exists in the world and has now entered my brain. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has that effect on me, Baby Pia aside. So do Hollywood debacles 1941 and Mission to Mars.

Shannon 2007-08-24T12:32:05Z Dustin (El Guano) http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2e21ce7d-afa1-4192-bccd-42bfc137459b 2007-08-23T05:27:43Z 2007-08-23T05:27:43Z

Manos was actually made by a fertilizer sales man, due to a bet

Dustin (El Guano) 2007-08-23T05:27:43Z Scott http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#28d48e7f-3059-462c-b5de-3b06fe3ebe5e 2007-08-23T03:27:27Z 2007-08-23T03:27:27Z

"Manos, the Hand of Fate" is definitely the worst to ever get the MST3K treatment. Every aspect of it is horrible: casting, lighting, sets, costumes, story, dialogue...good god. The only movie Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank ever apologized sending up to Joel. BUT...in the realm of recent movies: either Ben Affleck's "Daredevil" or Harrison Ford's "Firewall". Totally unwatchable for totally different reasons, but equally bad.

Scott 2007-08-23T03:27:27Z Maia Alexandra http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0950c830-490c-4c95-8617-dd64800a0261 2007-08-20T16:26:06Z 2007-08-20T16:26:06Z

I think "Manos hand of Fate" should win the dubious distinction of the WORST. MOVIE. EVAR.

Maia Alexandra 2007-08-20T16:26:06Z $item.owner.firstName http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c2cb19f0-2dd6-441c-8400-94a7e8dd42a6 2007-08-20T05:37:21Z 2007-08-20T05:37:21Z

I don't usually watch movies beyond the 70's, but "Basic Instinct 2" is the worst high budget film I've seen in a long time. And this one is so good it's bad, ~I couldn't turn it off, it was so hilariously awful. It's not bad like The Matrix, where you're just bored & nauseated, ~Basic Instinct 2 is horrible enough to really enjoy.

$item.owner.firstName 2007-08-20T05:37:21Z Bruce http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8b6086ae-890e-49f0-b641-50d677ed232d 2007-03-23T17:44:52Z 2007-03-23T17:44:52Z

Geez, I live in Rockville, is it that bad here? Anyway, ya gotta consider really bad B- horror/sci-fi movies of the fifties, before real special effects to see reallly baaad movies. I nominate-"Attack of the Killer Shrews", because the 'shrews' were short-haired trained dogs with long hair attached to their backs, and in the attacking close-ups they had ridiculously long, fake teeth, and they kept wagging their tails as they attacked the victims. At least Santa Claus etc. had a plot!

Bruce 2007-03-23T17:44:52Z Darren http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9069c302-636d-4d10-a560-df1cde90b672 2007-02-10T21:30:25Z 2007-02-10T21:30:25Z

THE THING BELOW. It was worse than the worst SCIFI-CHANNEL "made-for-TV" movie

Darren 2007-02-10T21:30:25Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#45016747-5e76-4478-8ab5-cbcd412f2d9a 2006-12-19T00:58:14Z 2006-12-19T00:58:14Z

>O.k. Love the loathing going on here Sometimes you just have to get down to it and call shit what it is. Speaking of which, a well named film for all the wrong reasons: Reel Horror. Argh, ack, barf.... Not even good as a campy bad movie like Killer Tomatos or Twilight of the Dogs

Verminator 2006-12-19T00:58:14Z MAtt http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e0563be9-6abc-48bc-91fa-81476e1071f3 2006-12-18T22:24:06Z 2006-12-18T22:23:56Z

O.k. Love the loathing going on here MY top three stinkers Turbulence 3, Ice Breaker - even as much as I love Brucey and all time Shit stains Mami Vice! 2 hours of boats - no matter how cool the stand off in the trailer was it still stunk.

MAtt 2006-12-18T22:23:56Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c3259be9-18ba-46e4-b60b-806a4f075ce6 2006-10-05T19:10:58Z 2006-10-05T19:10:58Z

Hmm, the names John Ellis or Reg Mahaffey don't happen to appear in connection with those films by any chance?

Verminator 2006-10-05T19:10:58Z Leilah http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b4fc1089-aa8d-43e7-aa04-6e970fc93eac 2006-10-05T04:26:42Z 2006-10-05T04:26:42Z

<laughs> Found this quote: "Sometimes it pays to have friends in the biz, sometimes it doesn't. My buddy works in a film distributor's office and got hold of a screener for a film called Unaware. After seeing it he called me and invited me to watch a film that would simply "rot my mind." He told me the director is notorious for faking reviews and whining to people who say they don't like his movies."

Leilah 2006-10-05T04:26:42Z Leilah http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8f893563-ab20-4882-9964-7502f446bc32 2006-10-01T08:59:04Z 2006-10-01T08:59:04Z

Tarzan the Ape Man was the only movie I ever had to watch on fast forward just to get through it. I picked it up to watch because I thought Miles was hilarious in Cave Dwellers. Wow... it was just SO bad. Then there was that weird thing with the orangutang at the end... <shivers> Ew.

Leilah 2006-10-01T08:59:04Z Leilah http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1d71a712-389c-4a37-9c3d-74fcb87089e7 2006-10-01T08:55:42Z 2006-10-01T08:55:42Z

I thought it was pretty bad on the first go round, but I really was hoping it would be fantastic so it would have had a hard time living up to my expectations. However - I watched the Q&A that they have on there and then watched the movie again... and I really liked it. Quite a lot! I own it now. =)

Leilah 2006-10-01T08:55:42Z Leilah http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#fbef7f11-bcc5-4dc6-a7e7-464987a099d1 2006-10-01T08:52:16Z 2006-10-01T08:52:16Z

<laughs> I watch it for the first five minutes or so, right up to where the bad scientist voiceover guy says... in an ominous voice... SARGASSUM! Then I burst out laughing and shut it off. What a horrible, horrible movie.

Leilah 2006-10-01T08:52:16Z Leilah http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c162d025-403a-40f3-9afa-a6bb378dcde7 2006-10-01T08:46:50Z 2006-10-01T08:46:50Z

Same movie - the full title is "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death", and the tribe is called "Piranha Women". http://imdb.com/title/tt0094834/ I don't know, it had some decent moments. =) --- Jim: Do you know what jungle herb cures the poisonous bite of the river snake? Do you know where the only land route is around the white waters of death? Do you know the way through the secret maze caves that lie underneath Hangman's Cliff? Huh, do you? Margo Hunt: Well, no, I don't. Do you? Jim: Well, no, but I have this paperback. ---

Leilah 2006-10-01T08:46:50Z Leilah http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1e345748-03d9-461f-8582-08eab1b0ed1b 2006-10-01T08:38:59Z 2006-10-01T08:38:59Z

Oh, thank you. I actually opened up the thread to put Liquid Sky in. It's absolutely my all time most hated movie. Not just disliked, but absolutely hated it. Funnily enough, my Dad thinks it's great. =) The Star Wars Holiday Special probably comes second, if that counts as a movie. It's one of those that if you try to tell someone about it, it _sounds_ funny. It's NOT. It's horrible. I watched it once, and tried to show it to someone else, and I couldn't even make it through the first 10 minutes of wookie conversation. Third... would probably be Fantasy Mission Force, sort of starring Jackie Chan. It's one of those where you just kind of watch it in stunned silence. Round about the time the pink flaming Chinese nazis riding cadillacs chariot style come into play... I mean, just don't watch it drunk or high, or anything. I can't imagine how much weirder it could possibly be. Oh, and the gay Chinese Scots with the plastic mace... Oog. Oh, and I own it. On DVD, no less. Don't ask me why, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Leilah 2006-10-01T08:38:59Z GRIM http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7e2b0314-ee0c-4ce8-9d3a-fb122f5c816a 2006-09-27T08:22:24Z 2006-09-27T08:22:24Z

Alien Private Eye. No question.

GRIM 2006-09-27T08:22:24Z Swampwolf http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#72504215-06b5-4c12-9b6c-9fb5d3676478 2006-09-23T03:46:03Z 2006-09-23T03:46:03Z

huh. I've seen movies I own on here (Pigs, Cannibal Women of the Avocado Jungle), but I haven't seen some of my other faves: Forbidden Zone (with the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo...black & white, so bad, it's my all-time favourite movie ever. With a great cast, too--Danny Elfman as the devil, Herve Villechaise aka Tattoo, from Fantasy Island as the Ruler of the Sixth Dimension. It's got Squeezit the Chicken Boy, a human chandelier, a topless princess, and a frog butler name Bust Rod, who humps anyone he can. Oh, and it's a musical) SEE IT. Seriously. Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter (opening scene, he's attacked by Lesbian Vampire bikers on the beach--gets knocked down, springs back up and beats his chest: "Body of Christ!" he yells, and proceeds to kick ass, kung-fu style) Sindbad of the Seven Seas (Lou Ferrigno as Sindbad. You may know he had a speech impediment, so they dubbed his voice. Badly. The fact that they dubbed everyone else's didn't make up for that fact. The villain was named Jaffar, like in Disney's Aladdin, and looked just like him--I am convinced that he was the inspiration for Disney's version) And of course, Andy Warhol's Dracula (Where the Romanians sounded Austrian, the Italians sounded French, except for the one "hero," with a Bronx accent. Lots of gratuitous nudity, too) and even worse, Warhol's Frankenstein (3-D, and so bad I couldn't even sit through more than half an hour)

Swampwolf 2006-09-23T03:46:03Z windy rain dancer http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#68b31306-6863-4998-ad23-8362baaaeb03 2006-07-04T22:21:11Z 2006-07-04T22:21:11Z

loved t-6500...laughed my hinney off of course i was like 10 when i first watched it ....

windy rain dancer 2006-07-04T22:21:11Z Meido* http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9bcce9e0-100b-4374-a55b-51dc716709bd 2006-07-04T11:33:16Z 2006-07-04T11:33:16Z

*Vivre pour survivre* / *White Fire* (1984) gets my vote. I could never finish watching it. A few other horrendous movies: *Blood Dolls* (1999), *The Crow: City of Angels* (1996), *Highlander II: The Quickening* (1991) and *Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace* (1999). I saw *Stacy: Attack of the Schoolgirl Zombies* (2001) two days ago, and I cannot say it's the worst movie ever, but it's quite awful even for a zombie flick.

Meido* 2006-07-04T11:33:16Z Theotch son of Beotch http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9c3c5aec-8651-4b9e-8c87-1afa15541264 2006-07-04T01:52:08Z 2006-07-04T01:52:08Z

"New Kind Of Love" i walked in to the living room and my girl was watching this so i flopped down on the couch to see the last 2/3d's of this movie thinking that a little 50's romantocomedy brain-rot can't hurt me......geez was i wrong...at one point during one of the very repressed fantasy sequences that was supposed to be racey for it's time i turned to her and said "ya know now i really really understand why people needed to do a lot of drugs in the 60's" "there's a unique combination of nausea and the feeling that you have been violated that you can ONLY get from this film!!!!!" i actually got the dry heaves from the bit at the end where they use a football game as a metaphor for marriage and finally ........getting it on. IF YOU DRINK POISON AND THE WARNING LABEL SAYS "INDUCE VOMITING" THEN PLEASE BE MY GUEST AND WATCH THIS FILM.

Theotch son of Beotch 2006-07-04T01:52:08Z COBRA http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f924fff4-2de3-49b3-872c-b382041bd9c3 2006-07-03T18:12:22Z 2006-07-03T18:12:22Z

I've searched up and down this thread for at least one reference to the #1 worst movie of all time and nothing....... no movie is worse than Leonard Part 6 starring Bill Cosby

COBRA 2006-07-03T18:12:22Z Michael http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#329ca1da-2a52-4adb-a475-350f169d7c20 2006-06-21T08:02:57Z 2006-06-21T08:02:57Z

You don't think 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' was redeemed by Pia Zadora's performance? Pia's breakout film, 'Lonely Lady', is way up there on my list. Harold Robbins, Dino deLaurentis, the Academy Awards, garden hose rape scene, it's got it all. Definitely 'Showgirls'. It's kind of cheating to list low budget or horror films, but while trying not to watch 'Attack of the Vampire Hookers' (featuring John Carradine, the sign of quality) you'll notice that some of the vampires have tan lines.

Michael 2006-06-21T08:02:57Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e9d6cd6d-69ca-4b24-9a1c-0a044de90c40 2006-06-05T18:38:38Z 2006-06-05T18:38:38Z

Ah, I shall be losing friends at an alarming rate, I uspect. The last time I reported I this thread, I had rented "The Bells of Innocence", expecting Chuck Norris to hit people a lot, but all I ended up with was a Christian propaganda film (which I was forced to stop twenty minutes in) and a roomful of people, one of whom stood up after we stopped that movie and declared "To get the taste of that out of my brain, I must watch a lot of violence. Or a lot of sex." But after this weekend, I think i have found my latest "rated POS" movie ever: "Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation" Holy crapoly! I have never before watched a movie that sucked so bad it actually lifted me from my seat. Three times during the movie, I caught myself saying aloud "Please get better. Please?!" It made Starship Troopers a brilliant act of social commentary by comparision. It took a decent property, and a decent setup and just completely shitcanned it, replacing it with, well, with something really, really awful. I told my wife I had seen the worst movie ever, and she said "Well, how does it compare with 'War of the Planets'?" which is a valid question. You might remember my brief review of War of th Planets as a horrible movie made for abought eighteen dollars in what seemed to be the back yard of a Las Vegas edge-of-town house. I thought about it and I realized that Starship Troopers 2 was, in fact, WORSE than War of the Planets. War of the Planets had a cheap earnestness to go with it's overall cheapness, and it never tried to outdo its low budget. Starship Troopers 2, on the other hand, had at least a DECENT pedigree, yet fell so far it made Satan wince when it struck. I mean, movies don't get THAT shitty until #4 or #5. There was nothing even remotely interesting in it from the first movie, no real battle scenes, no real bloodshed. Nothing, really. Even the guns looked hokey and fake and gave off these weird blue blips of light instea of just shooting things. Footage was recycled from the first movie. Several scenes were post-treated to blue to make it look different somehow, but as anyone who's ever been aboard a small ship can tell you, blue-dying a turd doesn't make it any tastier. When it was over, I begged forgiveness of my friends. I promised them we would watch Kill Bill next time.

Edward 2006-06-05T18:38:38Z stereo http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#63343f2b-f468-4ab3-a938-926b59d94781 2006-04-14T21:03:40Z 2006-04-14T21:03:40Z

I'm tempted to say at least the italian robots weren't gay like C3PO and R2D2, but I'll probably get my ass kicked so I won't.

stereo 2006-04-14T21:03:40Z Jeremy! http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0f902c6a-1119-4547-bf56-e1db84c367d0 2006-04-14T00:22:50Z 2006-04-14T00:22:50Z

Have you guys seen the incredibly offensive Italian Star Wars ripoff series with Star Odyssey and War of the Robots? Most incompetent SW ripoffs even. Features insanely bad everything, including acting, dubbing, music, camerawork and special effects. But it gains major bonus points for being blatantly misogynistic. I also enjoyed the suicidal robot lovers who can't remember why they had a suicide pact. Finally the big reveal at the end is the decided to commit suicide because they were incapable of having sex, and the film ends with the good guy scientist leader Professor X-type gleefully telling them that it's not problem to build them some gentials! Uggggh! Even the male robot is a robo-misogynist.

Jeremy! 2006-04-14T00:22:50Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#231888f3-65b8-4f6b-b699-bb25dd5d0040 2006-04-13T19:30:26Z 2006-04-13T19:30:26Z

Max the Magician! Yuck, blah, barf, ugh, puke, etc. etc. Man this thing has to be the worst low budget unfettered piece of trash in the history of low budget self serving film mangling. It was made at a faire in maryland and has all the bad makeup, sloppy costumes, cheesy armor and weapons and crud you normally see at the more commercialized faires and on top of it the story and acting are also the worst I have every seen. This thing couldn't even pass itself off as film made by a first year film student.

Verminator 2006-04-13T19:30:26Z B-MOVIE BETTIE http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#afd7f875-db2f-42e7-b11e-ecbb6f32c8b4 2006-04-06T18:26:44Z 2006-04-06T18:26:44Z

I know it's supposed to be a cult classic...but "I DISMEMBER MAMA" was one of the biggest pieces of cinematic crap I have ever seen...oh yeah "HICK TREK" was pretty bad as well...

B-MOVIE BETTIE 2006-04-06T18:26:44Z Theotch son of Beotch http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#47bb5b60-d8cd-4868-8709-eeabe455d1a9 2006-04-06T02:19:39Z 2006-04-06T02:19:39Z

The question is.... can anyone out there name a film that is even remotely as bad as.... ................................................ ...............................GLITTER!!! you know, the mariah carrie movie just even mentioning it makes me queesy. hey, maybe mariah will start posting useing a fake profile and insult me and tell me how great that movie was...he he he...

Theotch son of Beotch 2006-04-06T02:19:39Z Katsukaze http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2f105e7b-b4fe-432b-b599-cbf0710b8250 2006-01-18T09:05:37Z 2006-01-18T09:05:37Z

Oooo, there are so many!!! Manos Hands of Fate Mars Needs Women Or how about the arm wrestling movie starring Sylvester Stalone? Wasn't it Over the Top? These are why we need MST3k... p.s. I'm so glad I found this tribe!!!

Katsukaze 2006-01-18T09:05:37Z Richard http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#42e1f76e-a17a-4c59-88df-384e163a0b1d 2006-01-14T21:59:59Z 2006-01-14T21:59:59Z

This may have been mentioned... Beast of Yucca Flats absolutely terrible beyond belief. even though it's bad you can watch it for its camp value. but as far as unwatchable...two spring to mind The Gore, Gore Girls and Monster A-Go-Go

Richard 2006-01-14T21:59:59Z Burgolf http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#096778a2-1d3c-4c76-9cf2-b20230c915b8 2006-01-14T21:42:31Z 2006-01-14T21:42:31Z

EMANON.... Hippy dullard bum Christ figure magically saves souls and a struggling fashion firm by bringing trash can fashion to the NYC fashion scene. Way before Zoolander. Brilliantly bad.... A Must see!!!!!

Burgolf 2006-01-14T21:42:31Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3f4ccabe-85f1-4250-8819-c7148fc6ee52 2005-12-07T08:24:32Z 2005-12-07T08:24:32Z

Ack! I meant "IT might be good." Geez, one letter... 8/

Edward 2005-12-07T08:24:32Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#56ce8965-6928-4f32-834b-e2ca40c4fa45 2005-12-06T21:07:24Z 2005-12-06T21:07:24Z

I might be good. Might.

Edward 2005-12-06T21:07:24Z Allan http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#05ad011f-f7d4-4dfd-8c6f-76b8f7304ce2 2005-12-06T21:00:04Z 2005-12-06T21:00:04Z

Re: " I do a quickie web search and find this OTHER probably-bad movie called "War of the Planets": www.imdb.com/title/tt0459595/combined Anyone seen it?" This might actually be a GOOD movie. It's one of those old shortened 8mm home movies made from a chopped up version of THIS ISLAND EARTH.

Allan 2005-12-06T21:00:04Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7f869211-52a3-441a-adce-3667f8ca4b50 2005-12-06T16:52:23Z 2005-12-06T16:52:23Z

I do a quickie web search and find this OTHER probably-bad movie called "War of the Planets": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0459595/combined Anyone seen it?

Edward 2005-12-06T16:52:23Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7762e703-8c2b-4097-b7fe-911d6248357b 2005-12-05T16:46:18Z 2005-12-05T16:46:18Z

Last night I watched a most interesting movie, although probably not interesting for the reason you would think. Our local Blockbuster has EIGHT copies of "The War of the Planets", something new and spooky from Las Vegas. I love that ANYTHING GOES in Las Vegas. At least, as far as I can tell by watching this movie. On the plus side, the premise actually is kinda' neat and creepy: a bunch of astronauts wake up after a 15-year cryosleep to discover they are trapped in their respective cryotubes, unable to move from muscle atrophy (or something) and are picked off one-by-one by a creature that stalks the corridor. On the minus side, it was horribly executed, with 3D effects that I would consider "mockup" at best. Oh my. While we were watching it, I asked my wife if I could hit "pause" to go get a dish of ice cream. She laughed and said, "no, no, I'll make you a dish -- just keep watching. Please don't pause it." As I scan through the credits, we were amused to see the same names popping up again and again. The way I figure it, this fellow got a bunch of his buddies together and they just decided to make a movie and so people just did what they did. Two of my favorite highlights: the inside of the "cryotubes" wobbling, and the creature tearing through what was supposed to be impossible-to-break plastic as if it were thin plexiglas -- and having the person inside able to push the stuff around as easily, too. A small step above saran wrap, there. But -- that said -- this was pretty much exactly what I expected. A strange, ultra low-budget sci-fi movie.

Edward 2005-12-05T16:46:18Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9274b480-650a-4dad-a98c-56b3f948ecde 2005-12-05T16:36:08Z 2005-12-05T16:36:08Z

Ages ago, when I worked at home, I would rent ANYTHING and have it playing while I worked. This is how I saw "The Star Crystal", which I thought was pretty atrocious.

Edward 2005-12-05T16:36:08Z Allan http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b691ebc7-238c-4fe4-9594-5fdd30daa31d 2005-11-29T01:18:21Z 2005-11-29T01:18:21Z

>then what you'd have is something like the Blair Poot Project. Or an episode of "Dingleberry Shortcake"

Allan 2005-11-29T01:18:21Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#35439c52-a6f2-45b8-aed3-808cf9bfd5f5 2005-11-29T00:59:59Z 2005-11-29T00:59:59Z

>> "I could have farted and been more productive than any of her posts." >If you did it in the dark and set the camera for infrared and slowed everything down so that we could see every little curlicue detail... then what you'd have is something like the Blair Poot Project.

Shannon 2005-11-29T00:59:59Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9f1ca911-915a-4be1-9c39-6981e3d88262 2005-11-28T19:09:30Z 2005-11-28T19:09:30Z

The funny thing about the IMDB is that one can kvetch and have removed reviews that are uncomplimentary about a movie and one can kvetch and have removed comments on discussion boards that are uncomplimentary about a movie, but one can't remove bad votes. So, it's interesting in the case of "The Rockville Slayer" to see so many complimentary reviews, but so many pooty stars. 8) Of course, I wouldn't have bothered if not for the claim that it was somehow exceptionally clever.

Edward 2005-11-28T19:09:30Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#311ca5a3-8a8b-4d0a-9463-a2a5c21b3e17 2005-11-28T18:59:21Z 2005-11-28T18:59:21Z

"I could have farted and been more productive than any of her posts." If you did it in the dark and set the camera for infrared and slowed everything down so that we could see every little curlicue detail... You still wouldn't be as bad as the movie I STOPPED watching this weekend: "Bells of Innocence". Holy jean-snapping bad! And I figured "Hey, Chuck Norris is in it, I should at least get to see some kind of kicking or something, right?" Oh man, steamy-rich delicious cult propoganda. What the hell? I missed the news where Chuck Norris was abducted into a cult, didn't I?

Edward 2005-11-28T18:59:21Z Allan http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#84c06504-22ec-4f2c-a04e-520cc5114eba 2005-11-27T17:42:19Z 2005-11-27T17:42:19Z

Claudia hasn't said one word in defense of her own movie. All she's done is lied and attacked. She's tried to hide behind a fake ID. She says that the producers of her film wouldn't care about a little tribe like this, and yet she's proving her deceit again by obsessing right here. I'm sorry I've even wasted my time typing a comment about her idiocy. I could have farted and been more productive than any of her posts.

Allan 2005-11-27T17:42:19Z Bob http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#91bc6951-3a8c-4a74-8995-3475a0ac26a2 2005-11-27T16:17:49Z 2005-11-27T16:17:49Z

What trite nonsense! Claudia sounds like a spoilt child and simply doesn't comprehend the spirit of this thread or this Tribe. I agree with Charles and plead to Rachel not to respond and continue Claudia's childishness. Let's end this here and now. Claudia, go to your room. Everyone else, please continue to play in good fellowship and fun.

Bob 2005-11-27T16:17:49Z Charles http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#87209825-1600-4b9b-88df-b2dc331b7e34 2005-11-27T13:49:01Z 2005-11-27T13:49:01Z

Claudia says she thought this was a country where she can speak freely but she got all upset when people defended Rachel?? So Claudia only wants a country where she can speak freely but no one else can?? Hah. Poor girl. Claudia protests too much, wouldn't you say? She's got mad crazy reasoning and I think she is lying about her connection to her film. Rachel, don't bother replying to her, please!!!! Claudia has no sense of conversational skills and continuing her diatribe to promote her film just takes this thread down a weary path. If the rest of the tribe disagrees with me, then I will withdraw my request.

Charles 2005-11-27T13:49:01Z Claudia http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1dfe44b7-aa6c-4970-a043-ccd6457f60d5 2005-11-27T04:36:34Z 2005-11-27T04:36:34Z

Okay - I thought we could post opinions here. I'm sorry for insulting you, but I posted my opinion of what I thought of your pictures and you posted your opinion on what you thought about that film. I thought this was a country where we can speak freely. I rented the film at Hollywood Video and I enjoyed it. Oh my, what a crime that I would defend it. Anyway...I would stop connecting me to the production of this film...I'm sure the filmmakers would give two craps about this whole topic or would they really care about what I say or about what someone who takes their clothes off and posts pictures of them on sites like these to get attention. I don't know any of them, but it sounds like you do or know someone who was affiliated with the film at one point. I didn't realize it was a crime to defend something that you enjoyed watching. Speaking of WILLARD, the remake, I really enjoyed that movie as well. I'm a big fan of Crispen Glover...are you going to connect me with Crispen Glover or the makers of WILLARD now? Anyway, I'm really looking forward to his directorial debut and loved him in the 80's classic, My Tutor. On the subject of Worst movie ever...Rachel, did you ever see the movie Dark Wind Woods? I saw it a while back. It was so bad, I don't even think it made it to video. Rachel, did you see it?????

Claudia 2005-11-27T04:36:34Z Bender B. Rodriguez http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#729a68bf-5ed1-4b9e-ad80-bc6535ec8800 2005-11-25T21:53:20Z 2005-11-25T21:53:20Z

Meanwhile, who can doubt that Sylvester Stallone was guilty of two of the most atrocious cinematic turds turds ever plotzed out onto the screen : "Rhinestone" and "Over the Top", which ride shotgun with the Hulk Hogan opus "No Holds Barred" as films with less overall entertainment value than spending the equivalent amount of time cleaning a litterbox

Bender B. Rodriguez 2005-11-25T21:53:20Z Rachel http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#36c8bd87-c6f3-4f4a-aa9d-c33ed7c31551 2005-11-25T03:19:38Z 2005-11-25T03:19:38Z

Re: Howard the Duck I was pretty young when I went to see HOWARD THE DUCK and, the best I can recall, I remember that I was expecting to see Lea Thompson get it on with Howard and I was sooo disappointed when it never happened on screen. I don't know why I expected it but it definitely put poor Howard on my sh_t list for all time. Shame really, because the movie was not as bad as everyone said it was. Bad, but not that bad. Okay, it was bad.

Rachel 2005-11-25T03:19:38Z Rachel http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#faf1bbeb-9bc9-4dbe-87ac-0dccb83bfbb8 2005-11-25T03:01:29Z 2005-11-25T03:01:29Z

OK, guys, it's the holidays, so let's not pile on poor Claudia anymore. He/she has enough problems without us calling names. It was a bad choice of action for her to post her silliness here and we're just wasting his/her time and our time with all this going back and forth. Let's let it drop and just go on with our normal discussions. Since no one is ever likely to see Rockville Slayer, I hereby withdraw my nomination of that film and submit the remake of WILLARD with Crispen Glover. Crispen, if you're out there, we've already determined that I'm butt ugly, so please don't crucify me here! :)

Rachel 2005-11-25T03:01:29Z Allan http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#d8fafddb-5d10-4000-a75f-872576bf4b97 2005-11-24T20:14:03Z 2005-11-24T20:14:03Z

Re: Giant Spider Invasion. (co-starring the Skipper from gilligan's island as the sheriff) ...wasn't there a semi-sexy scene in that one with the girl in her panties trying to escape from her bedroom or something like that? I prefer to remember that scene instead of remember the Skipper trying to act semi-seriously!

Allan 2005-11-24T20:14:03Z Allan http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ed2f5d37-17ab-4d53-89a2-8a96815c6c68 2005-11-24T20:12:25Z 2005-11-24T20:12:25Z

Perfect timing for Claudia..... she turned her film into an instant TURKEY! ;0

Allan 2005-11-24T20:12:25Z Rachel http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c2f6f1b3-af2b-4ad6-9b18-d87e4c6b50e9 2005-11-24T05:45:32Z 2005-11-24T05:45:32Z

Re - maybe it's Rockville Slayer!?! RACHEL - LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!! Don't worry Ray, Claudia and her cronies don't do anything except sit at home (or at work or in the library or wherever) at the computer and type away attacking anyone who says anything bad about their film. But sometimes the all take on fake profiles and start praising their film and they think no one catches on. Her next plan of action will be either to continue attacking me or anyone else who panned her film or to start piling on fake praise in this or other Tribes. But her best bet would be to just go away, these people are just so tired. They're not worth our effort to respond to.

Rachel 2005-11-24T05:45:32Z Charles http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#36196c6a-7670-476b-b6cd-962a8a2b695b 2005-11-24T05:40:35Z 2005-11-24T05:40:35Z

Re: "What's the word I'm looking for that would best describe someone like her....?" Ray is being too kind...... My suggestions.... a) Liar b) Fake c) Bitch d) Lonely spinster e) all of the above

Charles 2005-11-24T05:40:35Z Ray http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c51d090c-10ee-440f-b3b7-13558a33217e 2005-11-24T03:48:18Z 2005-11-24T03:48:18Z

trite?

Ray 2005-11-24T03:48:18Z Allan http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a74d030d-b16a-4910-b39f-a7e45cb7b100 2005-11-24T02:45:40Z 2005-11-24T02:45:40Z

You got that right, Ray. Fake Claudia is a coward and a pretty stupid one at that. Not much common sense behind her phony attack on Rachel. She just turned off a whole tribe against her dumb movie. :(

Allan 2005-11-24T02:45:40Z Syd http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1db22b89-c8ea-4e89-baf6-6c241efe1da9 2005-11-24T02:31:53Z 2005-11-24T02:31:53Z

Claudia should just go sit in the corner becuz she obviously doesn't play well with others. What's the word I'm looking for that would best describe someone like her....?

Syd 2005-11-24T02:31:53Z Bob http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8c392aaa-d636-4c43-b8f1-a85a51cc9873 2005-11-24T00:38:53Z 2005-11-24T00:38:53Z

Spot on! Looks like you nailed it Rachel.

Bob 2005-11-24T00:38:53Z Rachel http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cac76dbf-994f-4079-b206-8623d742555f 2005-11-24T00:08:09Z 2005-11-24T00:08:09Z

Hah, Ha! There's no battle to fight here. I have my opinion and, Claudia, you are trying to sell your movie. You acted like an amateur by disgusing yourself as a "fan" when it's really your own movie. You're so silly, calling names and stuff like that. I think it's hilarious. Do you really think anyone believes that you were "scrolling the many pages on Yahoo" to find out more about your own movie? It's just like you did to my friend on IMDB and to others on Amazon. You didn't defend your movie, you attacked somebody who had an honest opinion. People weren't defending me here, although I thank them for being so kind, they were ridiculing you for being so amateurish and childish. If we're to believe your story, pls tell us what other films you like? And where did you post comments attacking other people who panned those films? Uh,oh...there are none. Your lie is exposed. You're not a fan, you're part of the production team, and make yourself look so petty when you do things like this. Don't bother arguing with her, fellow Tribemates, she's not worth it and she's only hurting "her" own film with silly posts like this.

Rachel 2005-11-24T00:08:09Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#47da3208-75fb-40c1-b3a6-e717384de33c 2005-11-23T21:56:38Z 2005-11-23T21:56:38Z

"great soundtrack, too..." I saw the movie on B&W TV set. When I finally tracked down and bought the soundtrack, I realized that the movie was in color.

Edward 2005-11-23T21:56:38Z Ray http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2d6d18d9-d9d8-4c91-9a9b-a890c2fae14e 2005-11-23T21:28:36Z 2005-11-23T21:28:36Z

Liquid Sky ROCKS! that movie is amazing... great soundtrack, too...

Ray 2005-11-23T21:28:36Z Bob http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a4e33752-73f0-4a86-a76a-a68be9f94a0c 2005-11-23T21:17:18Z 2005-11-23T21:17:18Z

You guys might be on to something. Claudia's comments read like she's way too attached to her film. I mean I love LIQUID SKY but I wouldn't go nutso and rag on anybody who commented negatively about it. If Claudia is for real then she's got some nasty mental problems. If Claudia is a fake and just sniping at Rachel then she got some other nasty mental problems. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. BTW, don't say anything bad about LIQUID SKY! You have been warned!

Bob 2005-11-23T21:17:18Z Claudia http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1277e3f7-0e94-4b9f-a18d-042a21397203 2005-11-23T21:12:35Z 2005-11-23T21:12:35Z

Wow, I am a fan of The Rockville Slayer and because I defended it and because I find it entertaining you go after the people who made it. I don't know any of them so it really does not matter. I thought we were just talking about the film here. I was scrolling the many pages on Yahoo that talked about the film because I like it. I wanted to find out more information on it. I saw this remark on page twenty or so and thought I would defend the film. Man you people are like flies, let Rachel fight her own battles.

Claudia 2005-11-23T21:12:35Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#77e92d0c-ecba-4ebf-8bed-aa702dfbb633 2005-11-23T19:58:36Z 2005-11-23T19:58:36Z

"THE ROCKVILLE SLAYER is a smarter film than most and is better than most crap out today. The film was probably way over your head." Well, it must be over the heads of a lot of folks, then: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389475/combined It ain't playin' Peoria, if you know what I mean.

Edward 2005-11-23T19:58:36Z Ray http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4f245643-a45c-4e97-90cd-09e25263eabc 2005-11-23T19:57:21Z 2005-11-23T19:57:21Z

yeah, that "Claudia" profile looks to me to be a front for someone who has a personal vendetta and not the guts to hassle someone upfront. no pic, no profile, and in only one tribe... hurm... maybe it's Rockville Slayer!?! RACHEL - LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!

Ray 2005-11-23T19:57:21Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7e56a38c-6052-4a9e-ab7a-31a9329cac5a 2005-11-23T19:55:42Z 2005-11-23T19:55:42Z

"troll2 is on a double feature dvd with the original." D'oh! I knew and yet I forgot!

Edward 2005-11-23T19:55:42Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c732ef10-bad8-40d8-8021-26ba06f132ce 2005-11-23T19:54:14Z 2005-11-23T19:54:14Z

" There was a sequel? Holy smokes -- I gotta find me that!" Lo and behold, Troll/Troll 2 is available as a double-movie set. Woot!

Edward 2005-11-23T19:54:14Z Bob http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#116a7317-5943-4c16-a1c5-d6b7a82a4757 2005-11-23T19:49:54Z 2005-11-23T19:49:54Z

Jack makes a lot of sense. It's easy to throw stones at a $25 cheapie film but it's a lot worse when someone spends millions and can only bore you to death after you've spent your ten bucks in the cinema.

Bob 2005-11-23T19:49:54Z Bob http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a6c6b95c-5801-44d4-b673-29bfa0395aa6 2005-11-23T19:39:39Z 2005-11-23T19:39:39Z

Just from reading Claudia's remarks I'd be loathe to follow up on her recommendation of any film. She certainly doesn't understand what Tribe is all about.

Bob 2005-11-23T19:39:39Z Syd http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6de854fc-79f9-4304-9522-e755a0300bbc 2005-11-23T18:47:51Z 2005-11-23T18:47:51Z

See Claudia's comments above...... Lordy Lou! People have disagreed with others before on this tribe but I've never seen anybody go so low and be as ungracious as Claudia with a personal attack on Rachel. Maybe Claudia should move to one of those countries where people are only allowed to have one opinion...hers. A tribe with open discussion is obviously too much for her to handle. Put her comments up against Rachel's and I'll take Rachel's any day.

Syd 2005-11-23T18:47:51Z Syd http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#45b4f19a-243a-41d5-a2ba-c76cd570394a 2005-11-23T18:47:17Z 2005-11-23T18:47:17Z

Lordy Lou! People have disagreed with others before on this tribe but I've never seen anybody go so low and be as ungracious as Claudia with a personal attack on Rachel. Maybe Claudia should move to one of those countries where people are only allowed to have one opinion...hers. A tribe with open discussion is obviously too much for her to handle. Put her comments up against Rachel's and I'll take Rachel's any day.

Syd 2005-11-23T18:47:17Z Claudia http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#51262f95-b668-4899-971d-7a00ea67fcde 2005-11-23T18:26:23Z 2005-11-23T18:26:23Z

Rachel, you are one butt ugly chick from your pictures. You seem to have a lot of intrest in the film The Rockville Slayer. You even know the previous name of the film. Hummm Have news for you sweetie if you are even a girl. Universal does not take home movies and give them big releases. THE ROCKVILLE SLAYER is a smarter film than most and is better than most crap out today. The film was probably way over your head. Everyone check it out at www.therockvilleslayer.com

Claudia 2005-11-23T18:26:23Z Bender B. Rodriguez http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6b50ca0e-1f62-4de9-82c1-faec6ea21f47 2005-11-16T17:29:22Z 2005-11-16T17:29:22Z

Howling III is one of those likeably bad movies. i actually grabbed a DVD copy of that for 4 bucks at Kmart a couple of months back the title for one of the movies within the movie was one of those pricelessly juvenile gags: "It Came From Uranus"

Bender B. Rodriguez 2005-11-16T17:29:22Z Russet66 http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#63120b1d-9705-4374-bc9d-bd117214c6ac 2005-11-16T00:11:24Z 2005-11-16T00:11:24Z

The Howling IV and V were so much worse than Howling III. Howling III is actually my fave in that series for a number of reasons! Look at those nuns howl!!!

Russet66 2005-11-16T00:11:24Z Bender B. Rodriguez http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ac7c4520-a38a-4ec3-b611-b407ba3e0d89 2005-11-15T23:48:41Z 2005-11-15T23:48:41Z

Giant Spider Invasion. (co-starring the Skipper from gilligan's island as the sheriff) The Avengers Howling III: The Marsupials Dungeons & Dragons (i only made it through 5 minutes of that one before my colon threatened to reach up through my thorax and strangle my brainstem) Treasure of the 4 Crowns (and most of the rest of the god-awful 3-d movies that came out in the early to mid 80's)

Bender B. Rodriguez 2005-11-15T23:48:41Z Bender B. Rodriguez http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6486feda-8db6-4b57-b75c-889501e586b5 2005-11-15T23:29:24Z 2005-11-15T23:29:24Z

The only redeeming features of Transylvania 6-500 all involved Geena Davis in that ridiculously low-cut vampire outfit. other than that, i'm just glad i was wasted when i saw it.

Bender B. Rodriguez 2005-11-15T23:29:24Z Ann http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#dca6bfdb-2b20-42bb-bd54-18897d00f097 2005-10-29T16:28:15Z 2005-10-29T16:28:15Z

Candy Von Dewd and the Girls from Latexploitia http://imdb.com/title/tt0366282/ You know things have sunk to a new level when it's that painful to sit through a movie that people you know helped make. I nearly died the night I was forced to watch it on the big screen.

Ann 2005-10-29T16:28:15Z $item.owner.firstName http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cb9bfdbf-c3b6-4cd6-84a0-bd8eeac383df 2005-10-18T10:03:18Z 2005-10-18T10:03:18Z

i might have to add a few... 'Barn of the Naked Dead' 'HORROR HOUSE ON HIGHWAY 5' 'Microwave Massacre' 'The Newlydeads' ...Ah i got a million of em....

$item.owner.firstName 2005-10-18T10:03:18Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4f1f3d41-285c-4fe9-a14d-23b6affea005 2005-10-17T19:36:01Z 2005-10-17T19:36:01Z

Oh crap, I can't find those quotes anymore. Was the posting removed? That would be lame.

Edward 2005-10-17T19:36:01Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f623ef40-805a-4a59-a4d7-fa80fb7b698f 2005-10-17T19:25:50Z 2005-10-17T19:25:50Z

It's hard sometimes to place your own work outside of the context of your own perception. It might be the cat's pajamas to you, but out in the world, it might just be... so-so. As hard as that is to understand, it just is. This is not to say that it stops becoming Your Best Effort, or even Brilliant (for your reel). A friend of mine who was a comic told me (I paraphrase) "If people laugh, it's funny. If they don't, it wasn't. Period. There is no other measure." If people say a movie is stinky or brilliant (or, my favorites: brilliantly stinky and stinkily brilliant), then chances are, it is exactly that. I'd count myself lucky if I could make movies like half the movies listed here. Except Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. I wouldn't want to have made that.

Edward 2005-10-17T19:25:50Z Rachel http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f90e8ae5-63d8-488a-b023-a6277a5173ca 2005-10-17T17:52:07Z 2005-10-17T17:52:07Z

At least that DP must have had a sense of humor, Edward. I give him his props for being so honest. But I just can't get over that other guy being so lame. I think he was actually claiming that everyone who was ripping his film actually had not seen it ... or something similarly lame like that.

Rachel 2005-10-17T17:52:07Z Pete http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#81c437bf-a855-4c25-90ad-7e705af8e5ba 2005-10-17T15:45:17Z 2005-10-17T15:45:17Z

Uuughhh....My vote is a close tie between: Manos - Hands of Fate and Robot Monster (Robot Monster is hilarious...because the darned bubble machine gets higher billing than some of the actors!)

Pete 2005-10-17T15:45:17Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f124da1a-86ff-4fb6-b7ae-130f93628bb9 2005-10-17T06:13:44Z 2005-10-17T06:13:44Z

It's more fun to discuss 'em on the IMDB discussion boards, anyway. I saw a post on the IMDB discussion board by the DP of a movie, APOLOGIZING for it! But it was a pretty sucky movie: Leeches!

Edward 2005-10-17T06:13:44Z Rachel http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8062a25a-9947-4f7b-b4fd-5fc85251aeb8 2005-10-16T21:43:18Z 2005-10-16T21:43:18Z

I mentioned Rockville Slayer a few posts above... I got to tell you what happened. My friend was posting some stuff (reviews, comments) on Amazon.com a couple of weeks ago and came across the film for sale. He wrote a short review and said what a bad film it was. He couldn't believe it when he got e-mails from the director bitching that someone would ever write a bad review about his film on Amazon. The director even complained to Amazon and had them remove the "offending" review from their website. OMG! So funny. How pathetic that a director actually would get angry with someone just posting their opinion! Ha-ha! I'm sure Speilberg goes through Amazon and the imdb every day to hunt down the people who don't like his films! :) The moral is: don't ever say anything bad about Mark Selz or his movies!

Rachel 2005-10-16T21:43:18Z Heidi http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7e0ebc0a-08ce-4d3e-b7db-beb2957c0210 2005-10-16T02:16:33Z 2005-10-16T02:16:33Z

I really like many of the movies mentioned, so it's obvious how bad my taste is. Then again, part of why I like many of the movies you've mentioned is because although horrible to watch alone, they make excellent group drinking games. Anyway, I have two picks for worst movie ever: I Eat Your Skin, maybe because I was so grossly disappointed. Bram Stoker's Dracula, the one with Keanu Reeves and Winona Rider. Again, I think because I was just so incredibly disappointed.

Heidi 2005-10-16T02:16:33Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c3222df8-ff27-4768-ac82-bdab6a9d054b 2005-09-15T17:20:54Z 2005-09-15T17:20:54Z

It needed more nudity and more sex. And some more sex. Too much plot for a sex movie. Bleah.

Edward 2005-09-15T17:20:54Z Cthulhu http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0aa60a42-1429-4156-b847-a799af79bba7 2005-09-14T04:18:48Z 2005-09-14T04:18:48Z

It was brought up earlier and I must concur: Eyes Wide Shit uh, I mean "Shut"

Cthulhu 2005-09-14T04:18:48Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#3cbba167-4bd1-46dc-8e22-0a928529ed86 2005-09-13T00:52:35Z 2005-09-13T00:52:35Z

Wow. I mean, just....wow. This was one of those movies that's so mesmerizingly bad, you have to keep watching. Who knew that mid-air jet refueling could be so fraught with sexual implications? Who knew, for that matter, that there's any commonality at all between a sexy woman and the rear end of a fusilage? Footage of jets flying in the air and bombing stuff. Lots and lots of footage! And lots of scenes fraught with vague drama in which nothing ever happens!!! There's a square-jawed dada genius to this 1964 patriotic production, I swear there is.

Shannon 2005-09-13T00:52:35Z Cthulhu http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b5d3d5df-d6d5-434c-b6e4-45c02993f297 2005-09-12T01:33:43Z 2005-09-12T01:33:43Z

Okay, I OWN Manos on dvd and I watch it every now and then. Sure it's badly done, but there is a certain charm to it. I enjoy watching it. My least favorite film of all time? I dunno. Too many in too many catagories to consider. But of all time? How about G.I Jane?

Cthulhu 2005-09-12T01:33:43Z Rachel http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1f8a896e-cf72-4133-a07d-5850a443427a 2005-09-03T14:18:35Z 2005-09-03T14:18:35Z

If I'm not mistaken....I saw a trailer for "Pigs" once, if you can believe that...it was on some awful low budget VHS tape. It looked like some kind of bad morning farm report with some guy screaming over it. I never saw the movie itself though....not like I was actually looking for it.

Rachel 2005-09-03T14:18:35Z $item.owner.firstName http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#90c7151e-c29b-4dd0-b369-895350cdaf67 2005-09-02T05:28:12Z 2005-09-02T05:28:12Z

zombie rednecks was pretty bad. Well, bad for a B movie

$item.owner.firstName 2005-09-02T05:28:12Z Jordana http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f89b1b18-af7d-42c9-862b-87579da85de1 2005-09-01T21:50:09Z 2005-09-01T21:50:09Z

OMG! I would have to agree! Howard the Duck was stinkin aweful!

Jordana 2005-09-01T21:50:09Z Jeffrey Allan http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0d3255a7-6ffb-40fa-a41d-46fea106d588 2005-08-25T16:52:07Z 2005-08-25T16:52:07Z

One of the worst films ever made, so bad it doesn't even have an IMDB entry: "Pigs". Cannibal pigs on a farm. No special effects, no decent acting, in a very low-budget, low quality even on the camera work (as a film school grad, it grated on me). Rented for a club of deliberately bad films, watched mostly on Fast Forward it took 15-20 minutes to watch - and those minutes were still painful.

Jeffrey Allan 2005-08-25T16:52:07Z Rachel http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#74cce751-ced8-4584-bc81-e2b4ad6eae22 2005-08-25T14:00:33Z 2005-08-25T14:00:33Z

I saw A Polish Vampire in Burbank...truly awful :)

Rachel 2005-08-25T14:00:33Z $item.owner.firstName http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#80c67a51-6a38-4389-b4e1-97bb339ca2ed 2005-08-24T19:37:35Z 2005-08-24T19:37:35Z

There was a movie named "A Polish Vampire in Burbank" The funny thing was they actually hijacked the He Man action set at Universal studios after hours to shoot.

$item.owner.firstName 2005-08-24T19:37:35Z Rachel http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8a497cba-14ae-4dbf-9849-492e606b627f 2005-08-20T21:26:09Z 2005-08-20T21:26:09Z

A friend of mine is an agent for a film distribution company. She was watching a film called The Rockville Slayer last night. It used to be called Unaware. We sat and couldn't believe this crap. It was worse than someone's home movie. It "starred" joe Estevez and Linnea Quigley and Robert Zdar. It was sooo bad and slow and boring and I hate to say that because I am a personal friend of Linnea. It starred someguy who looked like The Scarecrow who acted like a sissy all the way through. In the end somebody kills somebody and then everyone goes home. This isn't a so-bad it's good movie, it's a so-bad that it's inconceivable that anyone could ever put it out on dvd.

Rachel 2005-08-20T21:26:09Z $item.owner.firstName http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a38d37aa-6f47-4f11-bd4a-414f6b3bdad0 2005-08-20T14:45:22Z 2005-08-20T14:45:22Z

troll 2 is a good movie, man

$item.owner.firstName 2005-08-20T14:45:22Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2f4ddd8e-142b-446c-864a-623c98c39ba2 2005-08-20T14:06:13Z 2005-08-20T14:06:13Z

I want to watch Manos again. It is like no other movie-watching experience. I actually like Manos. Should I seek help?

Shannon 2005-08-20T14:06:13Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2227775d-3007-4f2c-800c-ef7ac3a63157 2005-08-19T22:52:19Z 2005-08-19T22:52:19Z

Best. Review. Ever. I live for the day I can earn such praise.

Edward 2005-08-19T22:52:19Z drusilla http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9c245d4f-04c2-42f7-bf1c-0e470ade1936 2005-08-19T22:29:38Z 2005-08-19T22:29:38Z

Thanks to all on the thread for the suggestions and warnings. It's hard for me to pick a worst movie, becasue I'd rather have a kidney extracted without anesthesia than watch Pretty Woman, but I recently ran across this review, which I'd like to nominate for the award Best Evisceration of a Worst Movie Ever. http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3344926/comments

drusilla 2005-08-19T22:29:38Z Moksa http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#df83de04-990f-4aaa-ac88-26dc902d11a0 2005-08-18T23:03:02Z 2005-08-18T23:03:02Z

hey edward! troll2 is on a double feature dvd with the original. shouldnt be difficult to track down let me know what you think!

Moksa 2005-08-18T23:03:02Z Calgon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c5ed4c2c-30cf-4004-b7e0-5a199e5ce758 2005-08-18T16:46:22Z 2005-08-18T16:46:22Z

BTW: I use http://www.eccentric-cinema.com as a reference often. (I have no affiliation). It's brilliant and covers a wide range of B genres. Warning: Some images on the site are NSFW. Movie title usually gives you a clue.

Calgon 2005-08-18T16:46:22Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#16c0eeda-65e6-4d04-aa3a-e15d0518a7bc 2005-08-18T16:09:30Z 2005-08-18T16:09:30Z

Not the only one. I enjoyed it, near as I can recall.

Edward 2005-08-18T16:09:30Z Calgon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#71877289-c307-494c-8cd7-618ca68d877a 2005-08-18T14:28:52Z 2005-08-18T14:28:52Z

I must be the only Howard the Duck fan. I went to my first day of sixth grade with a Howard the Duck t-shirt. I was promptly mocked.

Calgon 2005-08-18T14:28:52Z Rockstar http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7c8a5f32-d7eb-4380-b6fd-a903ef3a60b0 2005-08-18T06:52:10Z 2005-08-18T06:52:10Z

"'SSSSSSSS' where the guy gets turned into a giant cobra?" That was one bizarre film! Sort of a collision between a rotten script, auto-pilot directing and a weird star performance by Strother Martin. It was his only lead in a movie, I think.

Rockstar 2005-08-18T06:52:10Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7993352e-33be-470f-91ca-3583a151956f 2005-08-18T03:26:09Z 2005-08-18T03:26:09Z

There was a sequel? Holy smokes -- I gotta find me that!

Edward 2005-08-18T03:26:09Z Moksa http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#32a4f9e6-f27a-453d-9ebb-c03a591c241b 2005-08-18T03:23:22Z 2005-08-18T03:23:22Z

i love bloodsucking freaks!!! now TROLL 2...thats a shitty movie!

Moksa 2005-08-18T03:23:22Z Curran http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#eb5d3182-30b3-4a52-a165-8a618bda974b 2005-08-17T05:55:48Z 2005-08-17T05:55:48Z

Is it too late for me to make a few nominations? If not, I'd suggest the bottom three contenders that I've seen: 3--"Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter" 2--"It's Pat" 1--"Battlefield Earth"

Curran 2005-08-17T05:55:48Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ebabeb3e-b63b-40d4-82ac-a8e668c220a8 2005-08-17T04:10:47Z 2005-08-17T04:10:47Z

Actually Monolith Monsters is considered a classic. It is a rather good film considering the time it was made.

Verminator 2005-08-17T04:10:47Z Calgon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#93ffab17-9936-4538-bf52-01cb9eed83bd 2005-08-16T19:28:03Z 2005-08-16T19:28:03Z

'PROJECT METALBEAST' caps intended. and possibly 'Mazes and Monsters' with Tom Hanks about the evils of table top RPGs.

Calgon 2005-08-16T19:28:03Z Varuca http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c80d0c37-1a9c-4c64-878c-6c322392d2d0 2005-06-29T00:28:42Z 2005-06-29T00:28:42Z

What about Basket Case 2? Was I the only one that thought it was a little over the top when basket case found a girl basket case and they has sex--and there were extreme close-ups on the hand job she gave him.

Varuca 2005-06-29T00:28:42Z Mahl E. http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#778b4e38-e343-4d3b-b4f9-9246555e9755 2005-06-25T20:14:29Z 2005-06-25T20:14:29Z

I accidently watched "Once Bitten" last night (Movie Plex channel) and am actually embarrassed for my television for showing me such a horrid movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089730/

Mahl E. 2005-06-25T20:14:29Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9336502b-d8ed-4e7d-b242-a520b7e56b79 2005-06-25T09:12:52Z 2005-06-25T09:12:52Z

Both movies were excellent! "Monolith" gave me nightmares as a kid!

Edward 2005-06-25T09:12:52Z astrid http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#19df4fc7-3d9a-4d30-ba5e-743ce34dec68 2005-06-22T03:38:29Z 2005-06-22T03:38:29Z

Oooooohhhh...and what about 'The Monolith Monsters'?...and 'SSSSSSSS' where the guy gets turned into a giant cobra?

astrid 2005-06-22T03:38:29Z Jack Often http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9dc34658-cdc1-4059-863e-3a2f24bc3d82 2005-06-21T14:51:38Z 2005-06-21T14:51:38Z

I guess I have bad bad-taste, Todd Haynes' Safe is one of my all-time favorite movies ever... a loving tribute to the "disease movie of the week" The real "Worst" movies to me are never b- or z- grade movies, which can hold a car-wreck-type of fascination even when they totally suck. Mind-numbingly mediocre Hollywood garbage, destroyed by demographics, test screenings, and jittery executives are the real enemy. Anything directed by Garry Marshall or Joel Schumacher. "Exit To Eden" based on the Anne Rice book sticks out in my mind as the very worst ever, where I was literally reduced to screaming at my tv set in agony. Rosie O' Donnell in bondage gear, and the height of kinkiness represented by a spanking with a hairbrush from Dana Delaney... (In the book, which also sucked, she at least fucks him with a strap-on.) 8mm, XXX, Flawless, Ace Ventura... These all made me sicker to my stomach than any film by Michael Findlay ever could. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0277540/

Jack Often 2005-06-21T14:51:38Z josh http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#a922b309-d6d3-4add-a042-b8cac89420cb 2005-06-16T09:01:48Z 2005-06-16T09:01:48Z

sorry. but i forgot "frankenstein's great aunt tillie" featuring zsa zsa gabor. perhaps the most flagrant bastardization of the frankenstein name ever. yes, even worse than "frankenstein unbound."

josh 2005-06-16T09:01:48Z josh http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6a57f88e-20f6-45dd-948c-1449f0fa9520 2005-06-16T08:59:58Z 2005-06-16T08:59:58Z

has anyone ever seen a 70's sci-fi "movie" entitled "REACTOR"? it looks like it was filmed by semi-retarded apes in larry harvey's garage. also, there was a movie on TBS in the mid nineties having to do with white monkey people who lived beneath the earth. and the white monkey people had tan lines, and wrist-watches. if anyone knows the title of this film, my whole family would be in your debt. what about "night of the lepus" about the killer giant bunnies? or "bride of the monster"? or "patch adams"?

josh 2005-06-16T08:59:58Z josh http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#84b8ea83-c327-4e8b-84b2-eab8a75c7370 2005-06-16T08:53:33Z 2005-06-16T08:53:33Z

me too.

josh 2005-06-16T08:53:33Z DJ JOE http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#318d8b64-ed17-4f1d-87f6-92676cb80295 2005-06-16T04:00:58Z 2005-06-16T04:00:58Z

another good bad movie that I used to have a taped off tv copy of - was Polish Vampire of Burbank with Eddie Deezen

DJ JOE 2005-06-16T04:00:58Z astrid http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1bd5b653-7383-41e1-b3b3-9693e57e16ac 2005-06-16T03:58:21Z 2005-06-16T03:58:21Z

'Bloodsucking Freaks'.....Now there's one I love to hate! Like the dude said earlier, it's all subjective.

astrid 2005-06-16T03:58:21Z Bam http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9a93a361-419e-490d-91c8-fff72238a1fd 2005-06-15T00:30:40Z 2005-06-15T00:30:40Z

I will have to say Jack Frost... the one about the mutated snow man who raped Shannon Elizabeth with a carrot! Then it had a sequel that featured little evil snow babies that looked like styrofoam puppets. :(

Bam 2005-06-15T00:30:40Z P-Raw: Faery Superstar of the UNDERWORLD http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#5eb32209-dca3-4fd2-a9b7-9856776b3eb2 2005-06-14T23:44:40Z 2005-06-14T23:44:40Z

Did you see the Julianne Moore movie "Safe"... HORRID

P-Raw: Faery Superstar of the UNDERWORLD 2005-06-14T23:44:40Z P-Raw: Faery Superstar of the UNDERWORLD http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6bb5c9b8-02c1-44e2-98bb-e0664e0ed230 2005-05-23T23:46:40Z 2005-05-23T23:46:40Z

L LOVED Garbage Pail kids! But I was like in 3rd grade... maybe I should see it again! God I remember it being so dark and leery and awesome though. But I'm into puppets and stuff so...

P-Raw: Faery Superstar of the UNDERWORLD 2005-05-23T23:46:40Z Varuca http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2bc34758-9e76-4286-b306-b2e861a0d7f3 2005-05-03T01:00:28Z 2005-05-03T01:00:28Z

I actually own this one on DVD: http://www.sexgoremutants.f9.co.uk/necfile.html ABSOLUTELY the WORST movie ever made. I think I may get the sequel.

Varuca 2005-05-03T01:00:28Z Powered By Atari http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c8b9dc5d-56c3-46eb-aebc-e40bffdb6f6d 2005-05-02T19:43:45Z 2005-05-02T19:43:45Z

I saw one recently called "Deviation". It had NO PLOT, and not even the gratuitous nudity could bail it out.

Powered By Atari 2005-05-02T19:43:45Z monstermustdie http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#76ab49f8-95c3-49bd-97b3-d65e607a810d 2005-04-29T14:53:08Z 2005-04-29T14:53:08Z

Yeah, The Brainiac is pretty bad and just so very ODD! I recently (and remarkably) found it on DVD from Alpha Video...the disc was much higher quality than I would have expected. Originally released as El Baron del Terror in 1961, Brainiac is great fun and a real treat for any B-movie buff who has not seen it...or not seen it in a while. Wild World of Batwoman (as well as Rat Pfink & Boo-Boo) is a real trip and another baddie that seems to have been "written" by 6-7 different people, none of whom had any idea what the others were wrirtng about at the time. Automatic Scripting? Hurrah for the good, bad movie!

monstermustdie 2005-04-29T14:53:08Z D. Lister http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#391e64a8-f635-4628-8641-f362762db3e2 2005-04-29T10:43:42Z 2005-04-29T10:43:42Z

BRAINIAC!! I *love* that movie! A tureen full of brains, yum!! And how about Wrestling Women Vs. The Aztec Mummy? Wild Wild World Of Batwoman (aka She Was A Hippy Vampire)? Let Me Die A Woman (Doris Wishman)? Single Room Furnished (Jayne Mansfield)? Mad Doctor Of Blood Island? Starting to get the feeling I know *way* too much about bad movies? lol

D. Lister 2005-04-29T10:43:42Z Mahl E. http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#5bbbade3-206d-482d-a079-fb1de2bf2a86 2005-04-28T16:25:20Z 2005-04-28T16:25:20Z

The Master Gunfighter (1975) ____________________________ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073357/

Mahl E. 2005-04-28T16:25:20Z monstermustdie http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7cf2b7dc-9f93-432e-a469-82b54402060f 2005-04-23T03:19:44Z 2005-04-23T03:19:44Z

So very many great BAD movies...did everyone forget Robot Monster? How about The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy? Maybe The Braniac? Everyone's favorite movie to hate (Plan 9) is so bad, it's good. I love watching it for a laugh and for the pure, unbridled silliness of the dialogue, "acting", sets, etc. Me, I like bad almost as much as I like good...it's all so subjective.

monstermustdie 2005-04-23T03:19:44Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8a09a347-7609-4066-8ee1-a930657afbaf 2005-04-22T09:22:38Z 2005-04-22T09:22:38Z

The Entity. I demanded my money back after seeing that exploitive piece of crud.

Verminator 2005-04-22T09:22:38Z D. Lister http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#54125cc5-83b2-48d4-a9c1-f3d78a911f32 2005-04-22T07:27:06Z 2005-04-22T07:27:06Z

Actually, I finally got an answer to this question. At first I was going to say "Metal Messiah" [1978] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079549/combined but then I realized that the absolute, truly worst film I had ever seen was "Too Outrageous!" [1987] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094165/combined starring female impersonator Craig Russell. The former film stretches the definition of bad, but at least it has some trashy entertainment value. The Russell film, on the other hand, is strictly for lovers of the morbid - and even most of them will be put off. Craig Russell died not long after this sequel to the quirky but acclaimed Outrageous! [1977]. He went through epic drug addiction, STD, and very public mental breakdowns. Which tends to make the trite & sleazy references to all these things in the screenplay of Too Outrageous that much more unpleasant to be subjected to. If ever there was a film that was NOT for watching, but which is for lying down and avoiding, this is definitely it. Believe it or not, every film (with the exception of those by Meryl Streep) listed in this thread is better than Too Outrageous. BTW, both "Metal Messiah" and "Too Outrageous" are shining examples of government-funded Canadian cinema.

D. Lister 2005-04-22T07:27:06Z Curvy http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#358b859c-3567-4ab4-a1f6-ca7792e522de 2005-04-21T22:40:59Z 2005-04-21T22:40:59Z

Only film I ever walked out of was Pet Cemetery - I remember walking over to the ticket booth and being tempted to vomit up my popcorn on the 17yo pimply faced kid for selling me a ticket to such a piece of crap.

Curvy 2005-04-21T22:40:59Z boulder http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ff5352db-6fe6-4981-a41c-e6ec22af3027 2005-04-14T23:14:48Z 2005-04-14T23:14:48Z

tough call... eyes wide shut

boulder 2005-04-14T23:14:48Z Terrence http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#07fdbcf8-d4d2-4cb9-83ad-83e19f032fcb 2005-04-07T02:00:02Z 2005-04-07T02:00:02Z

Howard The Duck ranks. Eeeewwwww, putrid! http://www.fallingskyhazard.com/catalog.htm

Terrence 2005-04-07T02:00:02Z $item.owner.firstName http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ad340150-a731-4d06-887b-2253a5eed5b2 2005-04-06T18:49:34Z 2005-04-06T18:49:34Z

This is perhaps not in the exact spirit of this tribe but I hafta say I was never more pissed off at wasting 90 minutes of my life than when I finished watching Open Water.

$item.owner.firstName 2005-04-06T18:49:34Z $item.owner.firstName http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#de5b8d2b-318c-4517-b2a8-99faca27c64c 2005-04-06T18:48:09Z 2005-04-06T18:48:09Z

Ditto here for Sat 14th, T-65000 (Gina Davis as a vampire, come on!) and that movie with Paul Reubens where the killer turns people into furniture, what was it, Pandemonium? 80s horror spoofs rule.

$item.owner.firstName 2005-04-06T18:48:09Z g'reg http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#206b621c-3971-4ff4-925a-19b15c6cb7bf 2005-04-06T18:24:35Z 2005-04-06T18:24:35Z

to this day, I wish I could have the two hours back that were taken from me by SIX STRING SAMURAI. One of the more obvious and forced attempts at making a "cult" film ever. Sheesh. Worse than being forced to watch Carrot Top do his live act.

g'reg 2005-04-06T18:24:35Z Russet66 http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6ae2a69b-a369-42d3-9916-30a37405bd7c 2005-03-16T16:50:33Z 2005-03-16T16:50:33Z

hahaha I actually really liked "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" But then, I saw it while drunk at the drive-in, so that might have had something to do with it.... Mel Brooks has given us some great flicks!! BUT, he also gave us: "Dracula, Dead and Lovin' It." Good god, man! How could he?!? That was just awful.

Russet66 2005-03-16T16:50:33Z Chris http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9d56782c-2d19-48c8-b21a-869eec6f370c 2005-03-16T16:08:15Z 2005-03-16T16:08:15Z

This ice is so... old!

Chris 2005-03-16T16:08:15Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b6daa219-3945-4d5e-bcaa-7458a32d2406 2005-03-16T13:19:16Z 2005-03-16T13:19:16Z

Twilight of the Dogs. Perhaps the stupidest plot line ever put to paper or film. Also one of the dumb effects ideas, a fake looking doll, as in really badly sculpted, with LEDs on it that change colors to indicate the condition of areas of the body of an "attractive" female alien. I had just finished working on a really ball buster of a movie with the ever present Hack, John Ellis..... He premiered his film from about two years prior, having just finished post production, at a SciFi con in DC called Disclave. He was sitting behind me during the premier. At one point it got so bad I had to start making some quips and before long the whole place was cracking comments and howling, except a few stuffy types afraid to piss John off. John got so mad he start kicking the back of my chair and saying, in the voice of an angry little kid, "You're just so cool and better than the rest of us." Oh, well, some times you just have to be yourself and not care who you piss off.

Verminator 2005-03-16T13:19:16Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#48a8f7a4-ba6a-447a-9136-47d9dcd5311b 2005-03-16T13:05:02Z 2005-03-16T13:05:02Z

I loved it as a great spoof. I all most wet myself from the Tom Jones in Vegas scene when the BU singers were replaced by aliens. Although I would have probably picked the song Daughter of Darkness for that scene, but it is not as widely recognized as his stuff.

Verminator 2005-03-16T13:05:02Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#28e15ce8-4c04-4ae1-a052-87650ecbc721 2005-03-16T12:56:08Z 2005-03-16T12:56:08Z

Me too. I thought it was like a filmed acid trip. Not that I would ever do such things. :-)

Verminator 2005-03-16T12:56:08Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4f2f17f3-845a-462c-873e-4bc926084c2f 2005-03-16T12:54:49Z 2005-03-16T12:54:49Z

Grrr, yes really bad, but intentionally so. A former friend and member of my SCA household, was the Director of Photography. Bastard cost me a lead role in a movie, stole some blades and several hundred bucks.

Verminator 2005-03-16T12:54:49Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#df57e676-9956-40f3-9cde-c430bbb48960 2005-03-16T12:51:34Z 2005-03-16T12:51:34Z

We call THE NEVERENDING STORY 2 the "Never Ending "Snorage... It actually caused an entire room full of people to all fall asleep at the same time. 3 definately should never have been made.

Verminator 2005-03-16T12:51:34Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1fdacb74-4f6d-4652-840c-84dc8874794b 2005-03-16T12:46:54Z 2005-03-16T12:46:54Z

Sounds about normal for some companies, one good bomb (or bad) deserves another...... Reminds me of Men in Tights, "maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way it won't be so bad."

Verminator 2005-03-16T12:46:54Z Verminator http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#d08e9bed-a11f-457e-8289-cd2891ee8f28 2005-03-16T12:43:40Z 2005-03-16T12:43:40Z

They have a flair for bad, but that is intentional as you say. I've had some good conversations with their very weird head man during dinners at some of the big conventions I've gone to. He's really strange but fun. Funny side note, the guy you see just to the right of me in my profile pic has been in about 8 Troma films, and tons of others.

Verminator 2005-03-16T12:43:40Z Pie http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c184d0f2-fda8-40ce-a5ce-dc27bf721364 2005-03-15T13:39:18Z 2005-03-15T13:39:18Z

What's the name of that Ed Wood movie? Plan 9 from Outer Space? Terribly awesome.

Pie 2005-03-15T13:39:18Z Pie http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b73474e6-e7a7-4abc-9427-e1299df81a3d 2005-03-15T13:37:21Z 2005-03-15T13:37:21Z

That reminds me of "The Pirana Women", which may have been a spoof of it. It had Shannon Tweed & Bill Marr, about a clan of women who ate men with avocado dip.

Pie 2005-03-15T13:37:21Z Pie http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b711cba3-b22a-4b3a-8322-ca88f7a1d48b 2005-03-15T13:36:13Z 2005-03-15T13:36:13Z

HAHAHAHA! That movie was great! Especially when MST3K got ahold of it.

Pie 2005-03-15T13:36:13Z Agent J http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#bd8ae68b-7dc8-4066-a21b-9f180ae5d116 2005-03-12T23:26:10Z 2005-03-12T23:26:10Z

The Apple (1979) is such great bad cinema, like Xanadu crossed with 1984. In it, the leader of the free world is chosen by a Eurovision/American Idol-type contest. Some flamboyantly gay disco entrants then rig it, beating these boring christian soft-rockers to win the earth's hearts and mids. But the gay disco tyrants are soon found unpopular, perhaps by inadvertantly making power ballads seem cool. Also, 976-EVIL II comes to mind. It's a typical schlock late-80s zombie flick until its zombies literally get in the movie It's A Wonderful Life. Once "inside" this classic film (actual clips are used w/zombies super-imposed into them) they feed on George Bailey, Uncle Billy, Mr. Potter, Ernie the Cabbie, etc. This "it's-a wonderful-undead" (now zombie themselves) get out of the film and start sucking brains same as any flesh-eater next door would.

Agent J 2005-03-12T23:26:10Z Tiffany http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#64ce755d-45af-40dc-b64d-128d0afe53ef 2005-03-10T22:33:47Z 2005-03-10T22:33:47Z

Did you wash the soap before using it?

Tiffany 2005-03-10T22:33:47Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#8bbe1b1b-56f6-42bd-9b79-848842829319 2005-03-10T09:03:18Z 2005-03-10T09:02:49Z

I liked Saturday the 14th, too. Every once in a while, to express my utter dismay at a bone-headed suggestion, I will exclaim "That would be like closing the barn doors AFTER the horses have eaten the children!" I've even done that in meetings and by now, no one bats an eye. They come to expect that of me.

Edward 2005-03-10T09:02:49Z DJ JOE http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#1bafc0ce-d856-4559-9e3e-62107bcf53eb 2005-03-09T10:28:35Z 2005-03-09T10:28:35Z

one thing that can enhance a terrible movie is being on a terrible date- sat thru Translyvania 6-500 with my date and my friend who was supposed to have a date but ended up being a third wheel- very awkward

DJ JOE 2005-03-09T10:28:35Z Tiffany http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e9cee9ef-7da3-4cb7-8820-63ef502a686f 2005-03-09T02:42:31Z 2005-03-09T02:42:31Z

I saw Saturday the 14th and Revenge of Saturday the 14th, and I thought they were both hysterical! A song about hemoglobin! How can you say no?

Tiffany 2005-03-09T02:42:31Z Tiffany http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#fde33c8a-0995-4a67-ba17-c3f2c2de497e 2005-03-09T02:41:24Z 2005-03-09T02:41:24Z

I liked Amazon Women in the Advocado Jungle of Death. If its a movie with Cathy Ireland in it, its horribly awesome!

Tiffany 2005-03-09T02:41:24Z Parker http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#faa9b7da-4fe5-43bd-97e8-72c35fefdb33 2005-03-06T06:00:55Z 2005-03-06T06:00:55Z

Killer Rats....Holy shit lol I have war stories of watching that movie with my friends...

Parker 2005-03-06T06:00:55Z Eric http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#73469fb2-6648-4dd3-af31-b6d600d4615b 2005-03-03T13:59:01Z 2005-03-03T13:59:01Z

Before we go further: when you say bad, do you mean so-bad-it's-good, or downright so-bad-you-hate-it?

Eric 2005-03-03T13:59:01Z AMY http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b9a162fb-f126-4610-89d4-21d92db1586d 2005-03-03T06:59:04Z 2005-03-03T06:59:04Z

oh and also "Nightwatch"...worth watching if only for the scene where the whore jacks off Ewan Macgregor at the dinner table...the look on his face when he squirts is priceless!!

AMY 2005-03-03T06:59:04Z AMY http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9058c64d-01be-4d71-9fd2-1f3e602a8feb 2005-03-03T06:56:11Z 2005-03-03T06:56:11Z

Bo Derek in "Tarzan the Ape Man"...OMG so funny!!! I read that Richard Harris was so drunk he didn't even remember filming it. And don't forget Miles O'Queef as Tarzan...the man has the screen presence of a grease smudge. a total cocktease too...Bo and Tarz never get it on which is frustrating...but it's chock-full of gratuitious Bo Derek nudity, including a bizarre and pointless scene where natives paint her entire body white....? also getting honorable mention is "Universal Soldier"...I think a couple of drops of pee came out when I was watching that.

AMY 2005-03-03T06:56:11Z $item.owner.firstName http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c4c69217-49e7-4c0e-8ede-047af5364cb1 2005-02-16T20:36:07Z 2005-02-16T20:36:07Z

I just saw one of the worst movies ever recently, it was called demons at the door (2004) I actually didn't watch it all i think like 15 minutes into it, it was to painful to watch and I turned it off.

$item.owner.firstName 2005-02-16T20:36:07Z Russet66 http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6dd38da4-fe2f-412e-892d-90ff9eb14a8f 2005-02-15T17:49:59Z 2005-02-15T17:49:59Z

High on the list should be SPECIES. Good freakin' god... how horrible can a movie get? I wanted to shoot Forrest Whittaker, kick Al Molina in the head... and poor, poor Ben Kingsly walked through that flick with a look on his face that read "I'm getting paid. I'm getting paid. And the upshot is that I will die at the end of the film. I'm getting paid. I'm getting paid..." It was the second movie where we actually wanted our money back for sitting through the whole thing as a reward! The first movie was, of course, The Neverending Story.

Russet66 2005-02-15T17:49:59Z Palma http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9ea256d6-8009-4e7a-a183-d2ea9bf861dc 2005-02-15T16:36:45Z 2005-02-15T16:36:45Z

Great thread. Mission to Mars..yep really bad/ Mars Attacks really great/ Mars bars pretty good Liquid Sky..not bad..just creepy. Neverending story..great story..badly made anything with bruce jenner trying to act...gotta be bad.

Palma 2005-02-15T16:36:45Z Scooter http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f511e38a-cdd1-4a01-a620-622fc594bbc9 2005-02-15T15:59:26Z 2005-02-15T15:59:26Z

"Can't Stop the Music" Disco movie with Bruce Jenner 'acting' and the Village People. Need I say more?

Scooter 2005-02-15T15:59:26Z Rachel http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#908d7be0-7350-4a69-b69a-863f053ade14 2005-02-15T14:53:11Z 2005-02-15T14:53:11Z

How about Saturday the 14th?

Rachel 2005-02-15T14:53:11Z boulder http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9433c6b7-6533-46c6-9c90-9975713bf668 2005-01-31T03:55:31Z 2005-01-31T03:55:31Z

delicious, delicious, oh how boring.

boulder 2005-01-31T03:55:31Z Russet66 http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9a1b4b12-a94e-45e3-bac5-5fe182cb191d 2005-01-28T20:35:03Z 2005-01-28T20:35:03Z

I liked some of the ideas in the flick, and the dialogue, and the bad acting that made it campy. And the amazingly crappy special effects. And the pacing. And how all the characters were so unlovable, they were lovable. I took it as a comedy, and we used to have "Liquid Sky" parties where we'd watch the flick (but not do heroin). Fifteen years later, some of my friends still quote the movie to one another. I think if I were new to it, and saw it today for the first time, I'd might just skim it and not enjoy it as much. But, like many movies, it was a marker of a time, a place, and group of friends for me. So I love it! Many people love THE NEVERENDING STORY, but I would have to rank that one high on the list of Worst Movies That Neverending Should Have Been Made.

Russet66 2005-01-28T20:35:03Z Near Miss http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7b257e74-494d-491e-bb8a-66ae8e4270a2 2005-01-28T16:35:19Z 2005-01-28T16:35:19Z

It had some imagery which was nearly interesting, but other than that, I thought it was pretty vapid and sort of pretentious. What did you like about it?

Near Miss 2005-01-28T16:35:19Z Russet66 http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#0e439d0c-550b-454a-a8bc-a4742208fdb1 2005-01-28T08:33:46Z 2005-01-28T08:33:46Z

Liquid Sky is one of the awesomest movies ever!

Russet66 2005-01-28T08:33:46Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#5ada212b-a736-4a64-a36c-bdb34c2422d8 2005-01-28T08:20:31Z 2005-01-28T08:20:31Z

Aw, I LIKED Liquid Sky!

Edward 2005-01-28T08:20:31Z shawny http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#47a5be82-7ee1-4f97-9172-6e64c572daee 2005-01-25T22:05:37Z 2005-01-25T22:05:37Z

Have you ever seen "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle"? It is definitely the worst movie ever... I think Bill Mayer was in it...long time ago anyway... I haven't seen Santa Claus Conquers the M's tho..

shawny 2005-01-25T22:05:37Z Near Miss http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#f5d4457c-f972-4fe3-b513-d5f734bae3d4 2005-01-25T13:24:41Z 2005-01-25T13:24:41Z

Garbage pail kids the movie and Liquid sky

Near Miss 2005-01-25T13:24:41Z DJ JOE http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#954886d3-5b87-41a9-a15a-309087df88f1 2005-01-25T03:11:22Z 2005-01-25T03:11:22Z

it was a bad attempt @ faux cheesiness and I had to eject it after 10 minutes

DJ JOE 2005-01-25T03:11:22Z Edward http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6bf8b86c-c4d2-41c2-984a-b3cb48ccb7c1 2005-01-24T10:28:01Z 2005-01-24T10:28:01Z

How about "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera"? I saw most of that. Until I stumbled out of the tent.

Edward 2005-01-24T10:28:01Z DJ JOE http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#9e220e94-2965-460d-8fb7-7cd6e36527a9 2005-01-20T01:00:17Z 2005-01-20T01:00:17Z

Gymkata is terrible - but enough so that is an entertaining watch

DJ JOE 2005-01-20T01:00:17Z Russet66 http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#e748a557-3a89-43b9-96e4-cfb6ebfcd3c8 2005-01-18T21:30:46Z 2005-01-18T21:30:46Z

Oh, man... that reminds me of another reeeeally bad movie.... GYMKATA!

Russet66 2005-01-18T21:30:46Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#cc816d78-504b-4142-9e1c-7532a5a1ad1b 2005-01-18T15:48:34Z 2005-01-18T15:48:34Z

I finally got to see Manos a few months ago. After all the buildup, I was expecting something a lot worse. I found Manos actually fairly entertaining and watchable. Torgo is mesmerizing, and the gossamer-robed catfight is pretty good too.

Shannon 2005-01-18T15:48:34Z DJ JOE http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c9f9db03-a22a-4d0a-86e4-7acc49383f5f 2005-01-18T09:44:28Z 2005-01-18T09:44:28Z

Sextette- a musical about a spy Mae West and um somethign else in ahotel with Timothy Dalton,Keith Moon,the US Gymnastics team- very bad - but in a car crash kind of way -

DJ JOE 2005-01-18T09:44:28Z El Rod http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#122de255-1f0b-4f77-94a6-9497ab8c5361 2005-01-18T09:00:47Z 2005-01-18T09:00:47Z

I am so glad I found this tribe! I think the worst movie ever is Manos the hands of fate. It is cool to break movie rules unless you don't know your breaking them.

El Rod 2005-01-18T09:00:47Z RICK http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#90e37ac6-a89a-4599-b286-622c89313f89 2004-12-01T18:37:07Z 2004-12-01T18:37:07Z

the blood waters of dr z even though i saw the mst3k version i had to turn it off after a half hour just total lameness. BARF

RICK 2004-12-01T18:37:07Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b60844e2-9dff-42c2-9678-6eeadcb8a726 2004-11-30T01:27:09Z 2004-11-30T01:27:09Z

Actually, that little outing was instrumental in my decision to quit working for that place. It was one of those little Seattle tech companies that started up just exactly as The Boom began its nosedive. Taking us to the movie was one of those cute little employee morale things they used to do--we were too cut-rate for things like champagne and sushi parties and slides in the playroom. It was a singularly depressing event because the so-called morale even happened on the same day they announced their first round of layoffs. Somehow, the company and that utterly depressing spaceship are forever linked in my mind.

Shannon 2004-11-30T01:27:09Z Russet66 http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#ec1699ed-d987-4b72-abdb-4bdb3e79e489 2004-11-30T01:10:25Z 2004-11-30T01:10:25Z

I have to ask... what do you do for work that caused you to sit through Mission to Mars? Did you sue the company for harassment?!?

Russet66 2004-11-30T01:10:25Z ZombieMan http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#2ba39857-e295-40e1-9f17-0d9a6d872558 2004-11-29T04:42:43Z 2004-11-29T04:42:43Z

is that the one with the fluffy et type alien at the end explaing life the universe and everything? if it is i agree i was in phsical pain watching that. truely awfull

ZombieMan 2004-11-29T04:42:43Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#7de1abc2-14c6-4c15-9d55-c99d6416f9d1 2004-11-29T04:33:32Z 2004-11-29T04:33:32Z

Misson to Mars is the worst Hollywood movie I've ever seen. It was physically painful to remain in the theater. Had to. It was a work outing.

Shannon 2004-11-29T04:33:32Z $item.owner.firstName http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#b942b33d-9194-4f24-af2a-194bfa34b07b 2004-11-29T04:10:07Z 2004-11-29T04:10:07Z

So many different ways at this. Star Wars: Episode II, Attack of the Clones should be burned.

$item.owner.firstName 2004-11-29T04:10:07Z ZombieMan http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#d6c5fa1b-4051-484f-9385-82f152c302e0 2004-11-29T04:03:26Z 2004-11-29T04:03:26Z

LOL i will admit it. I liked sgt peppers cuz of alice cooper and aerosmith hehehe

ZombieMan 2004-11-29T04:03:26Z Gregorio http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c95cc0fa-459d-48d1-b661-f6fb8ba15e47 2004-11-29T03:48:01Z 2004-11-29T03:48:01Z

Boy oh boy, three way tie --> Bandits, Freddy Got Fingered, and The Flintstones. Runners up: Saw, Starship Troopers 2, and Terminator 3

Gregorio 2004-11-29T03:48:01Z Dvronn http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c9327375-b402-4d84-8f7d-18d892d0dffd 2004-11-19T08:52:44Z 2004-11-19T08:52:44Z

Troma's early 80's venture into romantic sex comedy Stuck On You. Featuring Prof. Irwin Corey. It's not even entertainly bad like most of Troma's output, just awful. Bad, wooden acting like you haven't seen since the dawn of film.

Dvronn 2004-11-19T08:52:44Z Rockstar http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#4d03e25f-ecc0-4215-bd8a-d35090228132 2004-11-19T08:12:27Z 2004-11-19T08:12:27Z

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band" After a quarter-century, still the worst piece of shit I ever paid money to see.

Rockstar 2004-11-19T08:12:27Z Primphairdzinr http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6fa2e25a-057c-4f8a-9c2b-01f1702a2052 2004-11-18T23:04:18Z 2004-11-18T23:04:18Z

I've got one Modern Girls. Bad just bad.

Primphairdzinr 2004-11-18T23:04:18Z ScrapIron http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c35098ab-df88-4711-bbc0-08cf190f04ae 2004-11-14T03:00:22Z 2004-11-14T03:00:22Z

In my opinion it is Above the Rim. The only movie that I have actually walked out of, at a $1 theatre. The other movies that sucked are the same ones I don't remember. So it works for me.

ScrapIron 2004-11-14T03:00:22Z ZombieMan http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#6e83736c-84b3-46a3-821c-7510a83d3644 2004-11-13T20:11:41Z 2004-11-13T20:11:41Z

wow now thats a tough one. If you mean out right horrible i did not like it in any way at all then i would have to say Strawberry estates Bless the child comes close since it missed every single note or suspence or terror it could have.

ZombieMan 2004-11-13T20:11:41Z Shannon http://bmovies.tribe.net/thread/0d7c0492-8f6a-45c2-9daf-d169b616f2a9#c34b0509-a7cc-4f93-93a5-d7a94dbb9c72 2004-11-13T19:01:10Z 2004-11-13T19:01:10Z

So what do you think is actually the worst movie ever made? I think Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is right up there.

Shannon 2004-11-13T19:01:10Z