So what do you think is actually the worst movie ever made?
I think Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is right up there.
I think Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is right up there.
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Sat, November 13, 2004 - 12:11 PMwow now thats a tough one. If you mean out right horrible i did not like it in any way at all then i would have to say
Strawberry estates
Bless the child comes close since it missed every single note or suspence or terror it could have. -
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Sat, November 13, 2004 - 7:00 PMIn my opinion it is Above the Rim. The only movie that I have actually walked out of, at a $1 theatre. The other movies that sucked are the same ones I don't remember. So it works for me. -
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Thu, November 18, 2004 - 3:04 PMI've got one Modern Girls. Bad just bad. -
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Fri, November 19, 2004 - 12:12 AM"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band" After a quarter-century, still the worst piece of shit I ever paid money to see. -
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Fri, November 19, 2004 - 12:52 AMTroma's early 80's venture into romantic sex comedy Stuck On You. Featuring Prof. Irwin Corey. It's not even entertainly bad like most of Troma's output, just awful. Bad, wooden acting like you haven't seen since the dawn of film. -
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Re: Worst Movie Ever? Troma films and people.
Wed, March 16, 2005 - 4:43 AMThey have a flair for bad, but that is intentional as you say.
I've had some good conversations with their very weird head man during dinners at some of the big conventions I've gone to.
He's really strange but fun.
Funny side note, the guy you see just to the right of me in my profile pic has been in about 8 Troma films, and tons of others.
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Sun, November 28, 2004 - 8:03 PMLOL i will admit it. I liked sgt peppers cuz of alice cooper and aerosmith hehehe -
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Wed, March 16, 2005 - 4:56 AMMe too. I thought it was like a filmed acid trip. Not that I would ever do such things. :-)
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Sun, November 28, 2004 - 7:48 PMBoy oh boy, three way tie --> Bandits, Freddy Got Fingered, and The Flintstones.
Runners up: Saw, Starship Troopers 2, and Terminator 3 -
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Sun, November 28, 2004 - 8:10 PMSo many different ways at this.
Star Wars: Episode II, Attack of the Clones should be burned. -
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Sun, November 28, 2004 - 8:33 PMMisson to Mars is the worst Hollywood movie I've ever seen. It was physically painful to remain in the theater. Had to. It was a work outing.
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Sun, November 28, 2004 - 8:42 PMis that the one with the fluffy et type alien at the end explaing life the universe and everything? if it is i agree i was in phsical pain watching that. truely awfull
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Mon, November 29, 2004 - 5:10 PMI have to ask... what do you do for work that caused you to sit through Mission to Mars?
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Mon, November 29, 2004 - 5:27 PMActually, that little outing was instrumental in my decision to quit working for that place.
It was one of those little Seattle tech companies that started up just exactly as The Boom began its nosedive. Taking us to the movie was one of those cute little employee morale things they used to do--we were too cut-rate for things like champagne and sushi parties and slides in the playroom.
It was a singularly depressing event because the so-called morale even happened on the same day they announced their first round of layoffs. Somehow, the company and that utterly depressing spaceship are forever linked in my mind. -
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Wed, December 1, 2004 - 10:37 AMthe blood waters of dr z
even though i saw the mst3k version i had to turn it off after a half hour just total lameness. BARF -
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Sun, October 1, 2006 - 1:52 AM<laughs> I watch it for the first five minutes or so, right up to where the bad scientist voiceover guy says... in an ominous voice...
SARGASSUM!
Then I burst out laughing and shut it off. What a horrible, horrible movie.
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Wed, March 16, 2005 - 4:46 AMSounds about normal for some companies, one good bomb (or bad) deserves another......
Reminds me of Men in Tights, "maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way it won't be so bad." -
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Wed, March 16, 2005 - 8:50 AMhahaha I actually really liked "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"
But then, I saw it while drunk at the drive-in, so that might have had something to do with it....
Mel Brooks has given us some great flicks!! BUT, he also gave us:
"Dracula, Dead and Lovin' It." Good god, man! How could he?!? That was just awful.
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Tue, January 18, 2005 - 1:00 AMI am so glad I found this tribe!
I think the worst movie ever is Manos the hands of fate.
It is cool to break movie rules unless you don't know your breaking them.
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Tue, January 18, 2005 - 1:44 AMSextette- a musical about a spy Mae West and um somethign else in ahotel with Timothy Dalton,Keith Moon,the US Gymnastics team- very bad - but in a car crash kind of way - -
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Tue, January 18, 2005 - 1:30 PMOh, man... that reminds me of another reeeeally bad movie....
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Tue, June 14, 2005 - 5:30 PMI will have to say Jack Frost... the one about the mutated snow man who raped Shannon Elizabeth with a carrot!
Then it had a sequel that featured little evil snow babies that looked like styrofoam puppets. :(
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Tue, January 18, 2005 - 7:48 AMI finally got to see Manos a few months ago. After all the buildup, I was expecting something a lot worse.
I found Manos actually fairly entertaining and watchable. Torgo is mesmerizing, and the gossamer-robed catfight is pretty good too. -
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Wed, January 19, 2005 - 5:00 PMGymkata is terrible - but enough so that is an entertaining watch -
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Mon, January 24, 2005 - 2:28 AMHow about "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera"? I saw most of that. Until I stumbled out of the tent. -
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Mon, January 24, 2005 - 7:11 PMit was a bad attempt @ faux cheesiness and I had to eject it after 10 minutes
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Sun, October 1, 2006 - 1:55 AMI thought it was pretty bad on the first go round, but I really was hoping it would be fantastic so it would have had a hard time living up to my expectations.
However - I watched the Q&A that they have on there and then watched the movie again... and I really liked it. Quite a lot! I own it now. =)
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Tue, March 15, 2005 - 5:36 AMHAHAHAHA! That movie was great! Especially when MST3K got ahold of it.
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Tue, January 25, 2005 - 5:24 AMGarbage pail kids the movie and Liquid sky -
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Fri, January 28, 2005 - 12:20 AMAw, I LIKED Liquid Sky! -
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Fri, January 28, 2005 - 12:33 AMLiquid Sky is one of the awesomest movies ever! -
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Fri, January 28, 2005 - 8:35 AMIt had some imagery which was nearly interesting, but other than that, I thought it was pretty vapid and sort of pretentious.
What did you like about it? -
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Fri, January 28, 2005 - 12:35 PMI liked some of the ideas in the flick, and the dialogue, and the bad acting that made it campy. And the amazingly crappy special effects. And the pacing. And how all the characters were so unlovable, they were lovable. I took it as a comedy, and we used to have "Liquid Sky" parties where we'd watch the flick (but not do heroin).
Fifteen years later, some of my friends still quote the movie to one another.
I think if I were new to it, and saw it today for the first time, I'd might just skim it and not enjoy it as much. But, like many movies, it was a marker of a time, a place, and group of friends for me. So I love it!
Many people love THE NEVERENDING STORY, but I would have to rank that one high on the list of Worst Movies That Neverending Should Have Been Made. -
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Sun, January 30, 2005 - 7:55 PMdelicious, delicious, oh how boring.
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Never Ending Snorage...
Wed, March 16, 2005 - 4:51 AMWe call THE NEVERENDING STORY 2 the "Never Ending "Snorage...
It actually caused an entire room full of people to all fall asleep at the same time.
3 definately should never have been made.
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Mon, May 23, 2005 - 4:46 PML LOVED Garbage Pail kids! But I was like in 3rd grade... maybe I should see it again! God I remember it being so dark and leery and awesome though. But I'm into puppets and stuff so...
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Sun, October 1, 2006 - 1:38 AMOh, thank you. I actually opened up the thread to put Liquid Sky in. It's absolutely my all time most hated movie. Not just disliked, but absolutely hated it. Funnily enough, my Dad thinks it's great. =)
The Star Wars Holiday Special probably comes second, if that counts as a movie. It's one of those that if you try to tell someone about it, it _sounds_ funny. It's NOT. It's horrible. I watched it once, and tried to show it to someone else, and I couldn't even make it through the first 10 minutes of wookie conversation.
Third... would probably be Fantasy Mission Force, sort of starring Jackie Chan. It's one of those where you just kind of watch it in stunned silence. Round about the time the pink flaming Chinese nazis riding cadillacs chariot style come into play... I mean, just don't watch it drunk or high, or anything. I can't imagine how much weirder it could possibly be. Oh, and the gay Chinese Scots with the plastic mace... Oog. Oh, and I own it. On DVD, no less. Don't ask me why, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Tue, January 25, 2005 - 2:05 PMHave you ever seen "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle"? It is definitely the worst movie ever... I think Bill Mayer was in it...long time ago anyway...
I haven't seen Santa Claus Conquers the M's tho.. -
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Tue, February 15, 2005 - 6:53 AMHow about Saturday the 14th?
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Tue, March 15, 2005 - 5:37 AMThat reminds me of "The Pirana Women", which may have been a spoof of it. It had Shannon Tweed & Bill Marr, about a clan of women who ate men with avocado dip. -
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Sun, October 1, 2006 - 1:46 AMSame movie - the full title is "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death", and the tribe is called "Piranha Women".
imdb.com/title/tt0094834/
I don't know, it had some decent moments. =)
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Jim: Do you know what jungle herb cures the poisonous bite of the river snake? Do you know where the only land route is around the white waters of death? Do you know the way through the secret maze caves that lie underneath Hangman's Cliff? Huh, do you?
Margo Hunt: Well, no, I don't. Do you?
Jim: Well, no, but I have this paperback.
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Wed, March 16, 2005 - 4:54 AMGrrr, yes really bad, but intentionally so.
A former friend and member of my SCA household, was the Director of Photography.
Bastard cost me a lead role in a movie, stole some blades and several hundred bucks.
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Tue, February 15, 2005 - 7:59 AM"Can't Stop the Music"
Disco movie with Bruce Jenner 'acting' and the Village People.
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Tue, February 15, 2005 - 8:36 AMGreat thread.
Mission to Mars..yep really bad/ Mars Attacks really great/ Mars bars pretty good
Liquid Sky..not bad..just creepy.
Neverending story..great story..badly made
anything with bruce jenner trying to act...gotta be bad. -
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Mars Attacks is hilarious
Wed, March 16, 2005 - 5:05 AMI loved it as a great spoof.
I all most wet myself from the Tom Jones in Vegas scene when the BU singers were replaced by aliens.
Although I would have probably picked the song Daughter of Darkness for that scene, but it is not as widely recognized as his stuff.
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